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Open Part II The Sequel..., by corblimeylimey on Dec 12, 2007 23:14:14 GMT 1, But, talking about Blumenthal - I picked his cookbook up the other day - the guys a genius, but f**k me - you need about 10 grands worth of kitchen kit to make a hamburger, Industrial Lathes, centrifugal machines, Tarmac Strippers It's ridiculous. So, complete waste of cash.
Not to mention around two days to make and cook your meal.
But, talking about Blumenthal - I picked his cookbook up the other day - the guys a genius, but f**k me - you need about 10 grands worth of kitchen kit to make a hamburger, Industrial Lathes, centrifugal machines, Tarmac Strippers It's ridiculous. So, complete waste of cash. Not to mention around two days to make and cook your meal.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by danvnuk on Dec 12, 2007 23:15:46 GMT 1, Its true though, watch her stuff... all she does is mix things in chocolate/cream/toffee/peanut butter/whatever or coat it in cheese/breadcrumbs/whatever and deep fry it.
Aaaaand the problem with that is? ;D
Its true though, watch her stuff... all she does is mix things in chocolate/cream/toffee/peanut butter/whatever or coat it in cheese/breadcrumbs/whatever and deep fry it. Aaaaand the problem with that is? ;D
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by f5ers on Dec 12, 2007 23:15:57 GMT 1, Are the high prices of the prints going to make it a WHITE christmas at POW only??
Are the high prices of the prints going to make it a WHITE christmas at POW only??
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by leehambly on Dec 12, 2007 23:17:23 GMT 1, But, talking about Blumenthal - I picked his cookbook up the other day - the guys a genius, but f**k me - you need about 10 grands worth of kitchen kit to make a hamburger, Industrial Lathes, centrifugal machines, Tarmac Strippers It's ridiculous. So, complete waste of cash.
Real food porn... totally explicit, hardcore, the kind of stuff you'd get dirty looks for a month for just even mentioning.
Like that, damn, what's it called... dunno, there's a medieval french dish that some monks used to eat while they had a cloak over their heads - apparently to keep the flavour in... but essentially it was a shitload of stillborn starlings steeped in brandy and then brought to the boil, and the cloak was to hide their shame and avoid being recognised!
But, talking about Blumenthal - I picked his cookbook up the other day - the guys a genius, but f**k me - you need about 10 grands worth of kitchen kit to make a hamburger, Industrial Lathes, centrifugal machines, Tarmac Strippers It's ridiculous. So, complete waste of cash. Real food porn... totally explicit, hardcore, the kind of stuff you'd get dirty looks for a month for just even mentioning. Like that, damn, what's it called... dunno, there's a medieval french dish that some monks used to eat while they had a cloak over their heads - apparently to keep the flavour in... but essentially it was a shitload of stillborn starlings steeped in brandy and then brought to the boil, and the cloak was to hide their shame and avoid being recognised!
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by danvnuk on Dec 12, 2007 23:17:41 GMT 1, Are the high prices of the prints going to make it a WHITE christmas at POW only??
Whats that got to do with Nigellas Fat Arse, Heston Blumenthal making a hamburger using an industrial Sander or Beer drinking Lego?
wait a minute.....
Are the high prices of the prints going to make it a WHITE christmas at POW only?? Whats that got to do with Nigellas Fat Arse, Heston Blumenthal making a hamburger using an industrial Sander or Beer drinking Lego? wait a minute.....
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by orval kinorval on Dec 12, 2007 23:17:59 GMT 1, if you check out kelsey brookes myspace, there might be another bikini circus print to come.. whats the odds?
if you check out kelsey brookes myspace, there might be another bikini circus print to come.. whats the odds?
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mike hunt on Dec 12, 2007 23:23:40 GMT 1, Most of those 60 pages were saying the same things, here's the condensed version... I've got one in my basket about to release When's the Banksy release? Who negged me? Look at this flipper! www.ebay.etcI've bought one but I don't think I want it. Down! Back Up! I'm going for lunch/a s**t/out for a while it's bound to happen then. They went quick. Who's buying this? Is the money going to charity or POW etc...? I think flippers are going to get burned. I missed it too!! Reckon it was about 4.30p.m. Wierd time for a release but hey.. there's no figuring them I guess?? etc over & over X 60 pages ;D
Absolutely spot on mate...now I think about it, pretty much all my comments were "I don't like that, who took my respect, I need a komode, it's expensive, where's my respect, I need a komode".
I must think of other things to say to pass the time....hold on, isn't that what everyone said on the other thread and should be added to the list?! Dammit, some originality is needed in this thread, so get thinking.
Most of those 60 pages were saying the same things, here's the condensed version... I've got one in my basket about to release When's the Banksy release? Who negged me? Look at this flipper! www.ebay.etcI've bought one but I don't think I want it. Down! Back Up! I'm going for lunch/a s**t/out for a while it's bound to happen then. They went quick. Who's buying this? Is the money going to charity or POW etc...? I think flippers are going to get burned. I missed it too!! Reckon it was about 4.30p.m. Wierd time for a release but hey.. there's no figuring them I guess?? etc over & over X 60 pages ;D Absolutely spot on mate...now I think about it, pretty much all my comments were "I don't like that, who took my respect, I need a komode, it's expensive, where's my respect, I need a komode". I must think of other things to say to pass the time....hold on, isn't that what everyone said on the other thread and should be added to the list?! Dammit, some originality is needed in this thread, so get thinking.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by danvnuk on Dec 12, 2007 23:24:00 GMT 1, Real food porn... totally explicit, hardcore, the kind of stuff you'd get dirty looks for a month for just even mentioning. Like that, damn, what's it called... dunno, there's a medieval french dish that some monks used to eat while they had a cloak over their heads - apparently to keep the flavour in... but essentially it was a s**tload of stillborn starlings steeped in brandy and then brought to the boil, and the cloak was to hide their shame and avoid being recognised!
Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of fucking nightmares.
Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy.
Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog shit* served with a bluegreen algae puree.
*I'm imagining it has the consistency of meringue. Heston, if your reading this, I think you should try it out and get back to me.
Real food porn... totally explicit, hardcore, the kind of stuff you'd get dirty looks for a month for just even mentioning. Like that, damn, what's it called... dunno, there's a medieval french dish that some monks used to eat while they had a cloak over their heads - apparently to keep the flavour in... but essentially it was a s**tload of stillborn starlings steeped in brandy and then brought to the boil, and the cloak was to hide their shame and avoid being recognised! Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of fucking nightmares. Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy. Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog shit* served with a bluegreen algae puree. *I'm imagining it has the consistency of meringue. Heston, if your reading this, I think you should try it out and get back to me.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by Deleted on Dec 12, 2007 23:29:12 GMT 1, the best grossest thing ever
cook some penne pasta open a tin of tuna put the pasta back on the stove with the tuna stir in 1 tbsp of butter and 1/4 cup of milk grind some pepper 1 tbsp of soy sauce
sounds revolting, but its surprisingly good.
the best grossest thing ever
cook some penne pasta open a tin of tuna put the pasta back on the stove with the tuna stir in 1 tbsp of butter and 1/4 cup of milk grind some pepper 1 tbsp of soy sauce
sounds revolting, but its surprisingly good.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by leehambly on Dec 12, 2007 23:32:08 GMT 1, Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of f**king nightmares. Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy. Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog s**t* served with a bluegreen algae puree.
Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully.
Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of f**king nightmares. Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy. Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog s**t* served with a bluegreen algae puree. Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully.
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mike hunt
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mike hunt on Dec 12, 2007 23:37:02 GMT 1, I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely.
I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by danvnuk on Dec 12, 2007 23:38:15 GMT 1, Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of f**king nightmares. Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy. Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog s**t* served with a bluegreen algae puree. Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully.
monk porn.....apparently that's the best kind.
Doesn't sound like Food Porn to me - sounds like the stuff of f**king nightmares. Still born Starlings steeped in Brandy. Think I'll pass on the main course and move on to the desert - poached white dog s**t* served with a bluegreen algae puree. Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully. monk porn.....apparently that's the best kind.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by danvnuk on Dec 12, 2007 23:39:11 GMT 1, I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely.
You got a blind kid playing Banjo in that Pub Mike?
I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely. You got a blind kid playing Banjo in that Pub Mike?
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by leehambly on Dec 12, 2007 23:43:35 GMT 1, Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully. monk porn.....apparently that's the best kind.
Right, I'm off to start putting a great new website idea together ... have to be in the office all day tomorrow without t'interweb so I am expecting a run of the cheapest Banksy releases in years by SG tomorrow... good luck, with it, all...
Back in their day, by all accounts, it was only the monks that were allowed it as it was far too good for anyone else... don't get me wrong, I don't wanna eat it! I suppose monk porn is probably quite a rare taste too, thankfully. monk porn.....apparently that's the best kind. Right, I'm off to start putting a great new website idea together ... have to be in the office all day tomorrow without t'interweb so I am expecting a run of the cheapest Banksy releases in years by SG tomorrow... good luck, with it, all...
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by br1stol on Dec 12, 2007 23:45:02 GMT 1, I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely.
Great story. That deserves a +1...
I love tuna with lots of branston pickle in a sandwich. I ordered it in an old mans pub where everyone knows everyone and there's even a chair where you shouldn't sit because everyone that sits there ends up dying. Anyway, the shortest, fattest, ugliest, spottiest, greasiest kitchen person came out (I think she was female), and shouted 'what sick c*nt ordered a tuna & picle sarnie?!'. It all went quiet (people even stopped watching the horse racing), I owned up and SHE called ME a freak! However, when it did arrive I had recovered from the shock, and I enjoyed my lunch immensely. Great story. That deserves a +1...
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mike hunt on Dec 12, 2007 23:45:55 GMT 1, "You got a blind kid playing Banjo in that Pub Mike?"
Probably - I was too freaked out to look properly (I went back another 3 times though 'cos it was so funny!). However, the guy who I was with said the decor and the people hadn't changed since the 60's (except the ones who sat in THE chair are now dead). It could've been like that before that time. The outside looked like a cross between the front of an old ship (complete with blue peeling paint and a bust like on the front of ships) and a circus. It will stay with me to the grave
"You got a blind kid playing Banjo in that Pub Mike?"
Probably - I was too freaked out to look properly (I went back another 3 times though 'cos it was so funny!). However, the guy who I was with said the decor and the people hadn't changed since the 60's (except the ones who sat in THE chair are now dead). It could've been like that before that time. The outside looked like a cross between the front of an old ship (complete with blue peeling paint and a bust like on the front of ships) and a circus. It will stay with me to the grave
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mike hunt on Dec 12, 2007 23:46:52 GMT 1, many thanks br1stol
many thanks br1stol
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by somerset on Dec 13, 2007 0:04:11 GMT 1, i claim responsibility for fucking up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did...
and even though i let them all go they have gone??
i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me...
if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested.
somerset
i claim responsibility for fucking up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did...
and even though i let them all go they have gone??
i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me...
if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested.
somerset
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by somerset on Dec 13, 2007 0:05:00 GMT 1, -13 now... good stuff chaps
-13 now... good stuff chaps
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by giiiant on Dec 13, 2007 0:09:15 GMT 1, i claim responsibility for f**king up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did... and even though i let them all go they have gone?? i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me... if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested. somerset
you broke Blu's heart
+1 anyway for taking a big step for mankind and somehow breaking the ghetto
i claim responsibility for f**king up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did... and even though i let them all go they have gone?? i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me... if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested. somerset you broke Blu's heart +1 anyway for taking a big step for mankind and somehow breaking the ghetto
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mike hunt on Dec 13, 2007 0:17:28 GMT 1, i claim responsibility for f**king up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did... and even though i let them all go they have gone?? i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me... if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested. somerset
Here here! +1 for the blu f*cker. I don't understand people putting stuff into baskets, but I feel that this was an important socio-economic experiment into buying trends. Okay, maybe it was a just good old fashioned evil prank, but it was very cool and funny. I almost let out a tiny bit of wee I laughed so hard when I first realised what you did and 'the sound of Blu sobbing quietly and trying to pop the cork back into the champagne bottle'. I think that was the outstanding forum moment. Its like we finally had a voice and made a difference. We have power to affect the system. Now comrades, let advance and overcome the POW machine.....CHARGE!
i claim responsibility for f**king up the blu's, there was 175 so i wondered what would happen if i put them all in my basket. so i did... and even though i let them all go they have gone?? i didnt mean that... was just an expirment but has exposed a vital flaw in the ghetto shop so dont neg me... if anything i should be congratulated for my expirment, it took a lot of time to buy all the blues... would have cost ยฃ33'600 if anyone is interested. somerset Here here! +1 for the blu f*cker. I don't understand people putting stuff into baskets, but I feel that this was an important socio-economic experiment into buying trends. Okay, maybe it was a just good old fashioned evil prank, but it was very cool and funny. I almost let out a tiny bit of wee I laughed so hard when I first realised what you did and 'the sound of Blu sobbing quietly and trying to pop the cork back into the champagne bottle'. I think that was the outstanding forum moment. Its like we finally had a voice and made a difference. We have power to affect the system. Now comrades, let advance and overcome the POW machine.....CHARGE!
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by somerset on Dec 13, 2007 1:56:39 GMT 1, i honestly didnt mean to do it though?! promise.
though all +1 me for being inventive...
i dont deserve being -10...
i honestly didnt mean to do it though?! promise.
though all +1 me for being inventive...
i dont deserve being -10...
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by bullet on Dec 13, 2007 1:58:35 GMT 1, Anyone else here got the next 2 days off where they can do nothing except get a banksy without the boss sitting on your shoulder and cracking open the quality street 2 weeks early.
happy days
Anyone else here got the next 2 days off where they can do nothing except get a banksy without the boss sitting on your shoulder and cracking open the quality street 2 weeks early.
happy days
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by somerset on Dec 13, 2007 2:00:27 GMT 1, me
uni finished...
f5 away,
me
uni finished...
f5 away,
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mocksy on Dec 13, 2007 8:57:29 GMT 1, There is still 7 x Bikini Circus 2 and 10 x Thai Terror 2 from Kelsey Brookes in the Ghetto if anyone still wants one!
There is still 7 x Bikini Circus 2 and 10 x Thai Terror 2 from Kelsey Brookes in the Ghetto if anyone still wants one!
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by Gentle Mental on Dec 13, 2007 9:17:49 GMT 1, so this is day 4.... good luck gentlemen (and ladies), stay safe, be strong, do us all proud.
so this is day 4.... good luck gentlemen (and ladies), stay safe, be strong, do us all proud.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by otomi on Dec 13, 2007 9:45:21 GMT 1, Was there a date set when the ghetto would be over? I can't take much more of this.
Was there a date set when the ghetto would be over? I can't take much more of this.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by mocksy on Dec 13, 2007 9:48:44 GMT 1, Hope Banksy is available today, i like the KB on the Ghetto but nothing else has taken my fancy yet.
Hope Banksy is available today, i like the KB on the Ghetto but nothing else has taken my fancy yet.
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by G-Man on Dec 13, 2007 9:53:04 GMT 1, I reckon that there is part 3 of both the KB prints, I've checked his myspace
Ebay is gonna be bloody flooded with KB prints!!!!
I reckon that there is part 3 of both the KB prints, I've checked his myspace
Ebay is gonna be bloody flooded with KB prints!!!!
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Open Part II The Sequel..., by G-Man on Dec 13, 2007 9:54:32 GMT 1, Today I reckon Lucy Mac... maybe a Micallef?
What's everyones best guess???
I thought I'd sussed the release times till they dropped that KB yesterday when I wasn't expecting it
Today I reckon Lucy Mac... maybe a Micallef? What's everyones best guess??? I thought I'd sussed the release times till they dropped that KB yesterday when I wasn't expecting it
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