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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 29, 2016 16:06:00 GMT 1, It's just more car wanking and cargasms by mid life crisis men for mid life crisis men.
I met Chris Evans and he came across as very nice bloke but on telly he has no charisma and as entertaing as watching a snail advertising toothpaste.
I think the 50 ways to kill your mammy guy and his mum should have presented the new top gear. At least they do their own stunts.
It's just more car wanking and cargasms by mid life crisis men for mid life crisis men.
I met Chris Evans and he came across as very nice bloke but on telly he has no charisma and as entertaing as watching a snail advertising toothpaste.
I think the 50 ways to kill your mammy guy and his mum should have presented the new top gear. At least they do their own stunts.
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Top Gear NEW, by Daniel Silk on May 29, 2016 16:11:58 GMT 1, It's just more car wanking and cargasms by mid life crisis men for mid life crisis men. I met Chris Evans and he came across as very nice bloke but on telly he has no charisma and as entertaing as watching a snail advertising toothpaste. I think the 50 ways to kill your mammy guy and his mum should have presented the new top gear. At least they do their own stunts.
It's just more car wanking and cargasms by mid life crisis men for mid life crisis men. I met Chris Evans and he came across as very nice bloke but on telly he has no charisma and as entertaing as watching a snail advertising toothpaste. I think the 50 ways to kill your mammy guy and his mum should have presented the new top gear. At least they do their own stunts. It's just more Art wanking and Artgasms by mid life crisis men for mid life crisis men? |
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Cornish Crayon
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Top Gear NEW, by Cornish Crayon on May 29, 2016 16:29:51 GMT 1, Yes
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Top Gear NEW, by Sanscript on May 31, 2016 11:47:42 GMT 1, I'm not sure I can look at Eddy Jordan and Chris Evans.............
I'm not sure I can look at Eddy Jordan and Chris Evans.............
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Top Gear NEW, by Hubble Bubble on May 31, 2016 11:52:37 GMT 1, Chris looks a bit odd in them there Tucker Boots...
Chris looks a bit odd in them there Tucker Boots...
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 13:17:44 GMT 1, The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it.
They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum.
Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood.
Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson.
Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's.
Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik
Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust.
The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it. They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum. Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood. Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson. Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's. Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust. |
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Top Gear NEW, by Coach on May 31, 2016 13:34:16 GMT 1, The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it. They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum. Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood. Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson. Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's. Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust.
Clarkson deserved to be "sacked" in my opinion.
He wasn't actually sacked. He didn't have his contract renewed.
If I verbally abuse and assault someone I work with, I would expect to be "sacked" too. Fame and popularity doesn't and shouldn't make you untouchable.
The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it. They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum. Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood. Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson. Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's. Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust. Clarkson deserved to be "sacked" in my opinion. He wasn't actually sacked. He didn't have his contract renewed. If I verbally abuse and assault someone I work with, I would expect to be "sacked" too. Fame and popularity doesn't and shouldn't make you untouchable. |
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Cornish Crayon
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Top Gear NEW, by Cornish Crayon on May 31, 2016 13:44:03 GMT 1, Watched it on catch up last night .............
It was shocking!!!!!
Trying to hard, let's hope it settles down otherwise I won't bother.
Watched it on catch up last night .............
It was shocking!!!!!
Trying to hard, let's hope it settles down otherwise I won't bother.
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 14:02:31 GMT 1, The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it. They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum. Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood. Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson. Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's. Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust. Clarkson deserved to be "sacked" in my opinion. He wasn't actually sacked. He didn't have his contract renewed. If I verbally abuse and assault someone I work with, I would expect to be "sacked" too. Fame and popularity doesn't and shouldn't make you untouchable.
I agree he shouldn't have assaulted the guy. I don't know if the guy wanted to press charges or decided to forgive Clarkson. I'm also sure that a lot of bullying goes on at the BBC and the BBC does nothing about it. Clarksons mistake not pandering to the PC lobby.
I also think that people like Clarkson and others at the BBC overpaid and recruited from a small cliqiue who all network with each other and the BBC is not reflective of the UK population.
The BBC going downhill fast where the luvvies see something is successful created by individuals and then decide they can do it and get rid of the people who created it. They sacked Clarkson but protected and kept Savile and other scum. Mat Blancmange is there for the anglo American crossover marketing selling episodes to the US plus the BBC has turned into a UK offshoot of Hollwood. Chris Evans might be ginger and gobby but no Clarkson. Eddie Jordan, boring as f**k on the BBC F1 coverage so don't know what he can bring to Top gear apart from caressing Ferrari's. Don't know who the others are apart from the Stik Wotever next, A star in a reasonably priced car, won't be surprised if they ship good old Bill Cosby over and the car he is given to drive mysteriously cuts out so he can foodle daddle doodle with it's exhaust. Clarkson deserved to be "sacked" in my opinion. He wasn't actually sacked. He didn't have his contract renewed. If I verbally abuse and assault someone I work with, I would expect to be "sacked" too. Fame and popularity doesn't and shouldn't make you untouchable. So he wasn't prosecuted for criminal assault? I agree he shouldn't have assaulted the guy. I don't know if the guy wanted to press charges or decided to forgive Clarkson. I'm also sure that a lot of bullying goes on at the BBC and the BBC does nothing about it. Clarksons mistake not pandering to the PC lobby. I also think that people like Clarkson and others at the BBC overpaid and recruited from a small cliqiue who all network with each other and the BBC is not reflective of the UK population. |
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Top Gear NEW, by stillborncrisps on May 31, 2016 15:05:45 GMT 1, I watched it out of curiosity, having never been able to stomach a full episode of the rebooted Clarkson era shit.
I thought if anyone could carry a takeover off, it'd be Chris Evans, but there's a few factors that are keeping him back which I noticed immediately, and none of them were the content.
1. It's sooo safe and scripted. Chris Evans thrives on spontinaity, things going wrong and then making fun and excitement out of that.
2. It should be truly live, to give the edginess the above describes. It'd also help move it on from the Clarkson era, which they haven't done.
3. Chris Evans has no sparring partner. He desperately needs a sidekick, typically these are his mates so there's an instant rapport. Matt leB as nice as he is, isn't ever gonna be the subject of Evans' pranks and hi-jinx. I saw a comment describing the pair as like two uni roomates sharing a dorm, they get on, but they won't keep in touch.
4. Evans is not in control. Pretty much everything he's done he's had (or taken, in the case of The Big Breakfast) control over, and it becomes 'his' show. This was cruical, given that it was a second hand show for him to begin with. When he's 'just' a presenter like he is at the moment and like he is on The One Show there's just no point, there's so many other people who can do that.
I was oddly looking forward to it, to have seen him beat that sad old cunt at his own game would've been a great watch. But I think he's been held back/not used for his strengths.
I watched it out of curiosity, having never been able to stomach a full episode of the rebooted Clarkson era shit.
I thought if anyone could carry a takeover off, it'd be Chris Evans, but there's a few factors that are keeping him back which I noticed immediately, and none of them were the content.
1. It's sooo safe and scripted. Chris Evans thrives on spontinaity, things going wrong and then making fun and excitement out of that.
2. It should be truly live, to give the edginess the above describes. It'd also help move it on from the Clarkson era, which they haven't done.
3. Chris Evans has no sparring partner. He desperately needs a sidekick, typically these are his mates so there's an instant rapport. Matt leB as nice as he is, isn't ever gonna be the subject of Evans' pranks and hi-jinx. I saw a comment describing the pair as like two uni roomates sharing a dorm, they get on, but they won't keep in touch.
4. Evans is not in control. Pretty much everything he's done he's had (or taken, in the case of The Big Breakfast) control over, and it becomes 'his' show. This was cruical, given that it was a second hand show for him to begin with. When he's 'just' a presenter like he is at the moment and like he is on The One Show there's just no point, there's so many other people who can do that.
I was oddly looking forward to it, to have seen him beat that sad old cunt at his own game would've been a great watch. But I think he's been held back/not used for his strengths.
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Cornish Crayon
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Top Gear NEW, by Cornish Crayon on May 31, 2016 16:44:28 GMT 1, He needs to get zig and zag on there 
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:31:55 GMT 1, Sabine wasn't in it enough, we need more Sabine
i quite liked Matt on it, Chris didn't seem to suit it, he was a bit too over excitable for me :-)
Sabine wasn't in it enough, we need more Sabine
i quite liked Matt on it, Chris didn't seem to suit it, he was a bit too over excitable for me :-)
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:35:30 GMT 1, Not watched it. But even the old version had become more of a pastiche of itself than a Dot Dot Dot print. The specials were decent and hopefully the Amazon one will focus on different locations.
Not watched it. But even the old version had become more of a pastiche of itself than a Dot Dot Dot print. The specials were decent and hopefully the Amazon one will focus on different locations.
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:39:40 GMT 1, Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining.
The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway.
Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage.
Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining.
The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway.
Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage.
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Top Gear NEW, by vei on May 31, 2016 18:50:49 GMT 1, Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining. The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway. Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage.
Idris Elba would be major cool, but he's have to kiss is acting career goodby. Reginald D Hunter would be funny.
Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining. The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway. Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage. Idris Elba would be major cool, but he's have to kiss is acting career goodby. Reginald D Hunter would be funny. |
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on May 31, 2016 18:58:45 GMT 1, Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining. The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway. Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage. Idris Elba would be major cool, but he's have to kiss is acting career goodby. Reginald D Hunter would be funny.
Plus people like ex plumber Colin Furze are out there and Top gear could be made into a very entertaining show. There is so much good stuff on Youtube.
Idris Elba would be ideal. He is a car enthusiast. Reginald D Hunter could present it too and make it highly entertaining. The ideas for the car stunts are a bit last of the summer wine and the real stuff done by stunt people anyway. Plus they could add a small section to the show presented by Nigel Farage, called Farage in a Garage. Idris Elba would be major cool, but he's have to kiss is acting career goodby. Reginald D Hunter would be funny. Thats true. Idris Elba doesn't need the BBC. Plus people like ex plumber Colin Furze are out there and Top gear could be made into a very entertaining show. There is so much good stuff on Youtube. |
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Top Gear NEW, by singerstu on May 31, 2016 20:22:12 GMT 1, Managed 15 minutes before turning over. It was so dull and boring. I can't believe they could not find anyone better to present it.
Managed 15 minutes before turning over. It was so dull and boring. I can't believe they could not find anyone better to present it.
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Top Gear NEW, by Daniel Silk on Jun 6, 2016 22:02:36 GMT 1, I think the second episode of Top Gear was much better than the first everyone was more relaxed looked like they were enjoying it. The first one didn't go well coz you could see how nervous all the presenters were.
The off-road thing in Africa was great
I think the second episode of Top Gear was much better than the first everyone was more relaxed looked like they were enjoying it. The first one didn't go well coz you could see how nervous all the presenters were. The off-road thing in Africa was great |
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Top Gear NEW, by Deleted on Jun 6, 2016 22:06:57 GMT 1, The BBC loves wasting taxpayers money on overpaid luvvies. I bet they pay Leblanc and Evans millions.
Freddie Flintoff and Guy Martin, the speed guy could present it and i'm sure there are lots of other people who could do a far better job than Evans big breakfast I own four hundred Ferrari's and Le Blanc I own a sofa do with their dated copying of Jezza Clarkson the Joe Bugner of PC TV.
The BBC loves wasting taxpayers money on overpaid luvvies. I bet they pay Leblanc and Evans millions.
Freddie Flintoff and Guy Martin, the speed guy could present it and i'm sure there are lots of other people who could do a far better job than Evans big breakfast I own four hundred Ferrari's and Le Blanc I own a sofa do with their dated copying of Jezza Clarkson the Joe Bugner of PC TV.
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Top Gear NEW, by Daniel Silk on Jun 6, 2016 22:17:50 GMT 1, The BBC loves wasting taxpayers money on overpaid luvvies. I bet they pay Leblanc and Evans millions. Freddie Flintoff and Guy Martin, the speed guy could present it and i'm sure there are lots of other people who could do a far better job than Evans big breakfast I own four hundred Ferrari's and Le Blanc I own a sofa do with their dated copying of Jezza Clarkson the Joe Bugner of PC TV.
Guy Martin, yes Freddie Flint Off mmmmmm nah!
The BBC loves wasting taxpayers money on overpaid luvvies. I bet they pay Leblanc and Evans millions. Freddie Flintoff and Guy Martin, the speed guy could present it and i'm sure there are lots of other people who could do a far better job than Evans big breakfast I own four hundred Ferrari's and Le Blanc I own a sofa do with their dated copying of Jezza Clarkson the Joe Bugner of PC TV. Guy Martin, yes Freddie Flint Off mmmmmm nah! |
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