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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by grantb on Dec 19, 2008 15:04:37 GMT 1, only bradpitt could afford that
only bradpitt could afford that
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by bradpitt on Dec 19, 2008 15:09:16 GMT 1, Though if you have only been with her a month, a card and a cuddle should be enough
Though if you have only been with her a month, a card and a cuddle should be enough
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shower
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by shower on Dec 19, 2008 15:12:38 GMT 1, pregnacy kit is my prefered choice!
pregnacy kit is my prefered choice!
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by chav on Dec 19, 2008 15:19:53 GMT 1, Christ, what a sad thread!,
Have you thought about a joint present - something that would benefit you both?
How about this?
Christ, what a sad thread!, Have you thought about a joint present - something that would benefit you both? How about this?
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by grantb on Dec 19, 2008 15:26:15 GMT 1, my p***s is too big for that kit. shame
my p***s is too big for that kit. shame
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by onemandown72 on Dec 19, 2008 15:26:24 GMT 1, I understand that bit Wiz (and a great idea it is), it's the bit about "That way the knickers will fly off her and you'll be able to see what size to get for next year" that I don't understand ;D shell be so impressed with my gift that shell want to take off her knick knaks to have crazy sex wth me then bam i find out her size.
Or alternatively you could actually be charming to her at Xmas
I understand that bit Wiz (and a great idea it is), it's the bit about "That way the knickers will fly off her and you'll be able to see what size to get for next year" that I don't understand ;D shell be so impressed with my gift that shell want to take off her knick knaks to have crazy sex wth me then bam i find out her size. Or alternatively you could actually be charming to her at Xmas
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by wiz on Dec 19, 2008 15:26:33 GMT 1, Chav, that could be like taking coals to Newcastle!.
Chav, that could be like taking coals to Newcastle!.
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Sacked...
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by Sacked... on Dec 19, 2008 15:32:40 GMT 1, Woolworths gift vouchers ?
Woolworths gift vouchers ?
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trowel
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by trowel on Dec 19, 2008 16:07:50 GMT 1, Buy her a goat as a gift to others. That way the knickers will fly off her and you'll be able to see what size to get for next year! www.trocaire.org/globalgift ;D
Buy her a goat as a gift to others. That way the knickers will fly off her and you'll be able to see what size to get for next year! www.trocaire.org/globalgift ;D
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dmandpenfold
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by dmandpenfold on Dec 19, 2008 16:12:24 GMT 1, yer crazy..im impressed doublehelix by how you got it. I think 'afraid' is the word you're looking for!
Perfect example of why you should never put info about yourself on the internet and also of what you can find out about people by looking on the internet.....
by the way grant, what's with the pout??
yer crazy..im impressed doublehelix by how you got it. I think 'afraid' is the word you're looking for! Perfect example of why you should never put info about yourself on the internet and also of what you can find out about people by looking on the internet..... by the way grant, what's with the pout??
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by hippocroccopig on Dec 19, 2008 16:17:14 GMT 1, HaHa, hello Sailor.
HaHa, hello Sailor.
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by I like pictures on Dec 19, 2008 16:18:41 GMT 1, Pella and rigby underwear, fits like a glove except not on the hands if you know what i mean. I accidently brought some for my wife last year she was well made up! Wish i had heard of them before as she claims it's really comfortable, fits properly and looks damn fine when she strutting her stuff around in front of you in it. A gift for two i'd call it.
Pella and rigby underwear, fits like a glove except not on the hands if you know what i mean. I accidently brought some for my wife last year she was well made up! Wish i had heard of them before as she claims it's really comfortable, fits properly and looks damn fine when she strutting her stuff around in front of you in it. A gift for two i'd call it.
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iAmCxxx
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by iAmCxxx on Dec 19, 2008 16:20:00 GMT 1, My mate got his fiance the 'Complete Poirot' boxset on DVD. She's 28. (Sorry if your reading this mate but it is hilarious...!)
My mate got his fiance the 'Complete Poirot' boxset on DVD. She's 28. (Sorry if your reading this mate but it is hilarious...!)
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by I like pictures on Dec 19, 2008 16:23:31 GMT 1, my misses has already got that so I couldn't get her that this year.
my misses has already got that so I couldn't get her that this year.
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howlinjack
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by howlinjack on Dec 19, 2008 16:29:48 GMT 1, Pella and rigby underwear, fits like a glove except not on the hands if you know what i mean. I accidently brought some for my wife last year she was well made up! Wish i had heard of them before as she claims it's really comfortable, fits properly and looks damn fine when she strutting her stuff around in front of you in it. A gift for two i'd call it.
bra makers to the queen i might add.
Pella and rigby underwear, fits like a glove except not on the hands if you know what i mean. I accidently brought some for my wife last year she was well made up! Wish i had heard of them before as she claims it's really comfortable, fits properly and looks damn fine when she strutting her stuff around in front of you in it. A gift for two i'd call it. bra makers to the queen i might add.
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by doublehelix on Dec 19, 2008 17:17:31 GMT 1, Pella and rigby underwear...
It's Rigby and Peller.
Pella and rigby underwear... It's Rigby and Peller.
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jamesreeve5
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by jamesreeve5 on Dec 19, 2008 17:18:53 GMT 1, It seems like you already got your girl quite a bit for only having been seeing her for a bit over a month.
Art has got to be one of the worst ideas.
What about figuring out the perfume she wears and buying a bottle of that. It is a small gift, and remembering her scent shows that you have actually been paying attention to her for the past month.
In fact i've found it always helps to learn what kind of perfume a girl wears and compliment her on it, even if it smells like a dog queef (assuming the girl is hot enough).
It seems like you already got your girl quite a bit for only having been seeing her for a bit over a month.
Art has got to be one of the worst ideas.
What about figuring out the perfume she wears and buying a bottle of that. It is a small gift, and remembering her scent shows that you have actually been paying attention to her for the past month.
In fact i've found it always helps to learn what kind of perfume a girl wears and compliment her on it, even if it smells like a dog queef (assuming the girl is hot enough).
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dmandpenfold
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by dmandpenfold on Dec 19, 2008 17:22:34 GMT 1, my wife met Paul McCartney once and he said "you're wearing my daughters perfume" she said "no it's mine my husband bought it me for Christmas".....
True story, happened back stage Glastonbury, she was dressed as a pink fairy at the time too
my wife met Paul McCartney once and he said "you're wearing my daughters perfume" she said "no it's mine my husband bought it me for Christmas".....
True story, happened back stage Glastonbury, she was dressed as a pink fairy at the time too
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by Deleted on Dec 19, 2008 17:26:49 GMT 1, my wife met Paul McCartney once and he said "you're wearing my daughters perfume" she said "no it's mine my husband bought it me for Christmas"..... True story, happened back stage Glastonbury, she was dressed as a pink fairy at the time too
;D ;D ;D
my wife met Paul McCartney once and he said "you're wearing my daughters perfume" she said "no it's mine my husband bought it me for Christmas"..... True story, happened back stage Glastonbury, she was dressed as a pink fairy at the time too ;D ;D ;D
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by wiz on Dec 19, 2008 17:29:08 GMT 1, Why is Art a bad idea James? what if a lady has asked for such a piece or has an interest in a certain Artist? still bad?.
Why is Art a bad idea James? what if a lady has asked for such a piece or has an interest in a certain Artist? still bad?.
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by I like pictures on Dec 19, 2008 17:34:25 GMT 1, As i said brought it accidentley surprised i even remembered the two names let alone which way round they went or the spelling.
As i said brought it accidentley surprised i even remembered the two names let alone which way round they went or the spelling.
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by hero on Dec 19, 2008 17:35:31 GMT 1, sex, drugs and rock n roll ;D
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sex, drugs and rock n roll ;D
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by craigmccluskey on Dec 19, 2008 17:41:14 GMT 1, Trip to paris for newyear , ;D
Trip to paris for newyear , ;D
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retardthebear
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by retardthebear on Dec 19, 2008 17:44:42 GMT 1, My mate got his fiance the 'Complete Poirot' boxset on DVD. She's 28. (Sorry if your reading this mate but it is hilarious...!)
oh dear haha... rescue the poor man before its to late ;D
edit. make myself useful while i'm here. you could be brave like me and get her a dress (make sure corect size or smaller to flatter ) and if she doesnt like it she a) knows you tried b) has vouchers for a shop she probably likes.
My mate got his fiance the 'Complete Poirot' boxset on DVD. She's 28. (Sorry if your reading this mate but it is hilarious...!) oh dear haha... rescue the poor man before its to late ;D edit. make myself useful while i'm here. you could be brave like me and get her a dress (make sure corect size or smaller to flatter ) and if she doesnt like it she a) knows you tried b) has vouchers for a shop she probably likes.
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jamesreeve5
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by jamesreeve5 on Dec 19, 2008 19:09:54 GMT 1, Why is Art a bad idea James? what if a lady has asked for such a piece or has an interest in a certain Artist? still bad?.
RULE OF THUMB:
you should approach giving art to your girl the same way you would approach trying the back door with her...
If you you've discussed it before hand and it sounds like something she'd enjoy (not something she "says" she enjoys because you do), then by all means give it to her.
And if she LOVES it the first time, then give her some every week!!!
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Why is Art a bad idea James? what if a lady has asked for such a piece or has an interest in a certain Artist? still bad?. RULE OF THUMB: you should approach giving art to your girl the same way you would approach trying the back door with her... If you you've discussed it before hand and it sounds like something she'd enjoy (not something she "says" she enjoys because you do), then by all means give it to her. And if she LOVES it the first time, then give her some every week!!! ;D
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by hero on Dec 19, 2008 19:11:39 GMT 1, charming james ;D
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charming james ;D
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Sacked...
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by Sacked... on Dec 19, 2008 19:17:30 GMT 1, More tea vicar !!
More tea vicar !!
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jamesreeve5
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by jamesreeve5 on Dec 19, 2008 19:31:10 GMT 1, thanks for all the help..it is for a girl iv been seeing for over a month now. lol ive already got her so far...gift box from lush, a dirty joke presant from ann summers, 6 dvd's from play as prices are so good. i have been looking at underware but its a risky one really. so is clothing as i dont really know her well enough shes been wanting a new hair cut, i could buy her a professional hair cut experience from debenhams which ive seen. i could give her my new mr.jago 20 pound print..but i like it and i know she wouldnt appreciate it like i would. lol Well, from a female point of view, you have bought quite a bit of stuff considering you have only been seeing her for about a month! If I were this lady, I would like some romantic stuff in this part of the relationship (ie you are in the 'honeymoon period'), but nothing too heavy. If you want to buy her lingerie, go shopping for this together (you have only been together a month, buy the wrong thing and she may think you are a bit weird), so I would leave that alone. Best bet is to speak to her mates, women are very honest about what their friends REALLY want. If she has been banging on about a haircut, then this may be a hint. Be sure to make inquires for her fave hairdresser, Trevor Sorbie (the salon, not the man - long waiting list) is a good bet. Get the wrong hairdresser and she will think you have not been listening!! Who said Ladies are complected! Good luck
How funny would that be if this was Grantb's new bird? ;D
thanks for all the help..it is for a girl iv been seeing for over a month now. lol ive already got her so far...gift box from lush, a dirty joke presant from ann summers, 6 dvd's from play as prices are so good. i have been looking at underware but its a risky one really. so is clothing as i dont really know her well enough shes been wanting a new hair cut, i could buy her a professional hair cut experience from debenhams which ive seen. i could give her my new mr.jago 20 pound print..but i like it and i know she wouldnt appreciate it like i would. lol Well, from a female point of view, you have bought quite a bit of stuff considering you have only been seeing her for about a month! If I were this lady, I would like some romantic stuff in this part of the relationship (ie you are in the 'honeymoon period'), but nothing too heavy. If you want to buy her lingerie, go shopping for this together (you have only been together a month, buy the wrong thing and she may think you are a bit weird), so I would leave that alone. Best bet is to speak to her mates, women are very honest about what their friends REALLY want. If she has been banging on about a haircut, then this may be a hint. Be sure to make inquires for her fave hairdresser, Trevor Sorbie (the salon, not the man - long waiting list) is a good bet. Get the wrong hairdresser and she will think you have not been listening!! Who said Ladies are complected! Good luck How funny would that be if this was Grantb's new bird? ;D
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Top 3 gifts to get a lady...., by gwenie on Dec 19, 2008 19:40:46 GMT 1, Oh no! I've been sussed
Oh no! I've been sussed
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