Dr Plip
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And Another Thing..., by Dr Plip on Sept 3, 2014 12:12:53 GMT 1, People who cant piss into a toilet, if your aims that rubbish just sit on the bloody thing don't piss all over the rim and floor and leave it there for the next person to mop up and splash about in (drunks don't count that's understandable). Oh and Baked beans, never tried them, make me gag the thought of eating them, damaged from a child experience I guess. Biggest hate is when I order an ulster fry no beans and it comes with beans, I say I asked for no beans so its taken away and beans are scraped off and handed back with Beaked Bean sauce left smeared over the plate, the juice is the worst bit, lol don't mind spaghetti hoops, same juice so im told...not in my head...  ?
WHAAAAAAT?!
People who cant piss into a toilet, if your aims that rubbish just sit on the bloody thing don't piss all over the rim and floor and leave it there for the next person to mop up and splash about in (drunks don't count that's understandable). Oh and Baked beans, never tried them, make me gag the thought of eating them, damaged from a child experience I guess. Biggest hate is when I order an ulster fry no beans and it comes with beans, I say I asked for no beans so its taken away and beans are scraped off and handed back with Beaked Bean sauce left smeared over the plate, the juice is the worst bit, lol don't mind spaghetti hoops, same juice so im told...not in my head... You don't like baked beans? ? WHAAAAAAT?! |
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Dr Plip
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And Another Thing..., by Dr Plip on Sept 3, 2014 12:15:07 GMT 1, People watching me eat. I can't stand it. I'll stop eating as soon as anyone glances at me. Makes eating in public a nightmare. Dates are right out.
If you ever want to kill me, just pay people to watch me for a couple of weeks. I won't eat.
People watching me eat. I can't stand it. I'll stop eating as soon as anyone glances at me. Makes eating in public a nightmare. Dates are right out.
If you ever want to kill me, just pay people to watch me for a couple of weeks. I won't eat. |
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Hubble Bubble
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And Another Thing..., by Hubble Bubble on Sept 3, 2014 12:15:35 GMT 1, People who don't like baked beans
People who don't like baked beans
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And Another Thing..., by I like pictures on Sept 3, 2014 12:53:29 GMT 1, The f'ing missus when I'm about to go out. I've just spent the last half hour having a shower, ironing clothes and generally trying to make my self look smart and am about to leave the house when she says those three magic words 'Can you just'. Can I just f'ing what? change the oil in the car? put up a shelf? mow the lawn? I've just spent the entire day sat next to you on the sofa bored and would happily have done anything you asked but you didn't ask me to do a single thing. Now I'm going out suddenly there's a whole f'ing list of s**te that needs to be done before I leave. F**K OFF YOU C**T.
Wow your right that does make you feel better.
The f'ing missus when I'm about to go out. I've just spent the last half hour having a shower, ironing clothes and generally trying to make my self look smart and am about to leave the house when she says those three magic words 'Can you just'. Can I just f'ing what? change the oil in the car? put up a shelf? mow the lawn? I've just spent the entire day sat next to you on the sofa bored and would happily have done anything you asked but you didn't ask me to do a single thing. Now I'm going out suddenly there's a whole f'ing list of s**te that needs to be done before I leave. F**K OFF YOU C**T.
Wow your right that does make you feel better.
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 13:03:42 GMT 1, People who cant piss into a toilet, if your aims that rubbish just sit on the bloody thing don't piss all over the rim and floor and leave it there for the next person to mop up and splash about in (drunks don't count that's understandable). Oh and Baked beans, never tried them, make me gag the thought of eating them, damaged from a child experience I guess. Biggest hate is when I order an ulster fry no beans and it comes with beans, I say I asked for no beans so its taken away and beans are scraped off and handed back with Beaked Bean sauce left smeared over the plate, the juice is the worst bit, lol don't mind spaghetti hoops, same juice so im told...not in my head... You don't like baked beans? ? WHAAAAAAT?!
People who cant piss into a toilet, if your aims that rubbish just sit on the bloody thing don't piss all over the rim and floor and leave it there for the next person to mop up and splash about in (drunks don't count that's understandable). Oh and Baked beans, never tried them, make me gag the thought of eating them, damaged from a child experience I guess. Biggest hate is when I order an ulster fry no beans and it comes with beans, I say I asked for no beans so its taken away and beans are scraped off and handed back with Beaked Bean sauce left smeared over the plate, the juice is the worst bit, lol don't mind spaghetti hoops, same juice so im told...not in my head... You don't like baked beans? ? WHAAAAAAT?! Reminds me of droppings that came out of a haemorraghed rabbit, no idea tbh, pathetic I know but my mum says even as a toddler they freaked me out.. |
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balibob
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And Another Thing..., by balibob on Sept 3, 2014 13:04:44 GMT 1, I'm with Castle on this, can't stand baked beans. I would rather suck raw sewage through a sock.
I'm with Castle on this, can't stand baked beans. I would rather suck raw sewage through a sock.
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Pipes
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And Another Thing..., by Pipes on Sept 3, 2014 13:14:50 GMT 1, The f'ing misses when I'm about to go out. I've just spent the last half hour having a shower, ironing clothes and generally trying to make my self look smart and am about to leave the house when she says those three magic words 'Can you just'. Can I just f'ing what? change the oil in the car? put up a shelf? mow the lawn? I've just spent the entire day sat next to you on the sofa bored and would happily have done anything you asked but you didn't ask me to do a single thing. Now I'm going out suddenly there's a whole f'ing list of s**te that needs to be done before I leave. F**K OFF YOU C**T. Wow your right that does make you feel better. Misses? Is it slang for mother?
The f'ing misses when I'm about to go out. I've just spent the last half hour having a shower, ironing clothes and generally trying to make my self look smart and am about to leave the house when she says those three magic words 'Can you just'. Can I just f'ing what? change the oil in the car? put up a shelf? mow the lawn? I've just spent the entire day sat next to you on the sofa bored and would happily have done anything you asked but you didn't ask me to do a single thing. Now I'm going out suddenly there's a whole f'ing list of s**te that needs to be done before I leave. F**K OFF YOU C**T. Wow your right that does make you feel better. Misses? Is it slang for mother? Missus = wife |
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tommyb
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And Another Thing..., by tommyb on Sept 3, 2014 13:34:25 GMT 1, When my girlfriend complains about the cost of a recent art purchase and then spends a similar fee to have a Chinese girls hair glued on to her hair...
When my girlfriend complains about the cost of a recent art purchase and then spends a similar fee to have a Chinese girls hair glued on to her hair...
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 14:27:12 GMT 1, I don't know whether this is a Midlands thing, but lots of people here say "turned around" when recounting a conversation:- I turned around and said get lost to him. And he turned around and said shut up to me. So I turned around and said up yours to him etc It leaves me with this image of people spinning round during conversations.
I don't know whether this is a Midlands thing, but lots of people here say "turned around" when recounting a conversation:- I turned around and said get lost to him. And he turned around and said shut up to me. So I turned around and said up yours to him etc It leaves me with this image of people spinning round during conversations. LOL, I laughed my head off to this. |
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And Another Thing..., by Coach on Sept 3, 2014 14:55:24 GMT 1, People who don't like baked beans
Have you tried hienz 5 beans? They're fab!
People who don't like baked beans Have you tried hienz 5 beans? They're fab! |
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And Another Thing..., by Coach on Sept 3, 2014 14:58:39 GMT 1, I know we don't get along but flawed investigations 100% agree on. Always remember working and a conversation came up about the Steven Lawrence investigation in which a contractor turned around and said he must have done something wrong! Shockingly that wasn't the thing that got him removed from the project but his time serving in Germany saying he visited auschwitz and he didn't believe what happened did. More shocking than that was I saw him on another project after the agency said was blackballed from all future contracts! Guessing there is no helping the stupid.
Noooooo!!!
Did he really turn around and say it?!?
;-)
I know we don't get along but flawed investigations 100% agree on. Always remember working and a conversation came up about the Steven Lawrence investigation in which a contractor turned around and said he must have done something wrong! Shockingly that wasn't the thing that got him removed from the project but his time serving in Germany saying he visited auschwitz and he didn't believe what happened did. More shocking than that was I saw him on another project after the agency said was blackballed from all future contracts! Guessing there is no helping the stupid. Noooooo!!! Did he really turn around and say it?!? ;-) |
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Sohoria
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And Another Thing..., by Sohoria on Sept 3, 2014 15:19:39 GMT 1, He was into his conspiracy theories but yes. Can't help some people.
He was into his conspiracy theories but yes. Can't help some people.
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 15:57:28 GMT 1, in no particular order:
puppy mills
animal cruelty
abusing women (psychically, verbally, mentally)
racism
class-ism
people telling someone their taste is wrong
now for some less obvious choices:
people who don't wait their turn getting onto a highway
people who don't wave when you let them in while driving
people who read sentences like questions (raise their voice at the end)
people who whisper and/or shout while someone next to them is trying to work (or pretend to work and type on an internet forum 
Portishead
in no particular order: puppy mills animal cruelty abusing women (psychically, verbally, mentally) racism class-ism people telling someone their taste is wrong now for some less obvious choices: people who don't wait their turn getting onto a highway people who don't wave when you let them in while driving people who read sentences like questions (raise their voice at the end) people who whisper and/or shout while someone next to them is trying to work (or pretend to work and type on an internet forum Portishead |
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.dappy
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And Another Thing..., by .dappy on Sept 3, 2014 19:35:04 GMT 1,
... there are a few above that I would agree with  ... but what about this one ...
it physically hurts me inside ... you know when people finish their meals and then someone picks up the plates and stacks the dirty dishes on top of each other ... don't they know that they has now just put all the sauce/gravy/left over food on the underside of all of the plates and made both sides dirty ... WHY? WHY? don't people think ... are they stupid? ... it is just WRONG!
... there are a few above that I would agree with ... but what about this one ... it physically hurts me inside ... you know when people finish their meals and then someone picks up the plates and stacks the dirty dishes on top of each other ... don't they know that they has now just put all the sauce/gravy/left over food on the underside of all of the plates and made both sides dirty ... WHY? WHY? don't people think ... are they stupid? ... it is just WRONG! |
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 3, 2014 19:44:44 GMT 1, ... there are a few above that I would agree with ... but what about this one ... it physically hurts me inside ... you know when people finish their meals and then someone picks up the plates and stacks the dirty dishes on top of each other ... don't they know that they has now just put all the sauce/gravy/left over food on the underside of all of the plates and made both sides dirty ... WHY? WHY? don't people think ... are they stupid? ... it is just WRONG!
... there are a few above that I would agree with ... but what about this one ... it physically hurts me inside ... you know when people finish their meals and then someone picks up the plates and stacks the dirty dishes on top of each other ... don't they know that they has now just put all the sauce/gravy/left over food on the underside of all of the plates and made both sides dirty ... WHY? WHY? don't people think ... are they stupid? ... it is just WRONG! hahahaha that bugs me too |
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Hubble Bubble
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And Another Thing..., by Hubble Bubble on Sept 3, 2014 19:53:46 GMT 1, Cats that shit on my front lawnโฆ
Same cats that gave my Mrs HB toxoplasmosis less than a year agoโฆ
Shoot the fuckers...
Cats that shit on my front lawnโฆ
Same cats that gave my Mrs HB toxoplasmosis less than a year agoโฆ
Shoot the fuckers...
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sky8888
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And Another Thing..., by sky8888 on Sept 3, 2014 20:35:48 GMT 1, Cats that s**t on my front lawnโฆ Same cats that gave my Mrs HB toxoplasmosis less than a year agoโฆ Shoot the f**kers...
I am also not a fan of cat poo. They keep pooing on both the front lawn and various places in the back garden. My dog likes to find it and eat it. Not cool
Cats that s**t on my front lawnโฆ Same cats that gave my Mrs HB toxoplasmosis less than a year agoโฆ Shoot the f**kers... I am also not a fan of cat poo. They keep pooing on both the front lawn and various places in the back garden. My dog likes to find it and eat it. Not cool |
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illu
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And Another Thing..., by illu on Sept 3, 2014 20:59:20 GMT 1, I'll come back to this thread when it reaches pg17โฆmeanwhile I read the bloody pdf!
I'll come back to this thread when it reaches pg17โฆmeanwhile I read the bloody pdf!
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curiousgeorge
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And Another Thing..., by curiousgeorge on Sept 4, 2014 1:04:03 GMT 1, Football players wages
Edit:Not forgetting the add onsโฆOh how I wish the rule applied across all jobs. Do 'erm what we pay you to do and we will pay you extra!!
Football players wages
Edit:Not forgetting the add onsโฆOh how I wish the rule applied across all jobs. Do 'erm what we pay you to do and we will pay you extra!!
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 12:44:38 GMT 1, American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator
American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator
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kendo
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And Another Thing..., by kendo on Sept 4, 2014 13:37:50 GMT 1, Speaking of football - its called football not soccer!
Speaking of football - its called football not soccer!
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 13:50:39 GMT 1, Collapsed lungs...had a few...didn't like it...
Lesbians...what a waste.........JOKING!!!!
Collapsed lungs...had a few...didn't like it...
Lesbians...what a waste.........JOKING!!!!
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johnnyh
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And Another Thing..., by johnnyh on Sept 4, 2014 14:52:12 GMT 1, American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator 
American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator To be fair he wasn't on performance enhancing drugs at the time.... |
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 15:11:07 GMT 1, American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator To be fair he wasn't on performance enhancing drugs at the time....
American Football - Wes Welker suspended 4 games for taking some drugs, while Ray Rice only suspended 2 games for beating his wife unconscious and dragging her body out of an elevator To be fair he wasn't on performance enhancing drugs at the time.... hahaha Welker wasn't either. he just took some Molly |
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 4, 2014 23:36:52 GMT 1, Football managers who appear on tv , can't speak English properly and muble and have to be the most boring people on earth while sports presenters who shout and get excited as soon a sthey start reading the footy stuuf and tennis crap on sky news etc
there again,
I don't even watch football so why have i posted this shit?
Football managers who appear on tv , can't speak English properly and muble and have to be the most boring people on earth while sports presenters who shout and get excited as soon a sthey start reading the footy stuuf and tennis crap on sky news etc
there again,
I don't even watch football so why have i posted this shit?
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balibob
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And Another Thing..., by balibob on Sept 5, 2014 9:56:10 GMT 1, People who don't watch football.
People who don't watch football. |
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 5, 2014 9:59:52 GMT 1, Football managers who appear on tv , can't speak English properly and muble and have to be the most boring people on earth while sports presenters who shout and get excited as soon a sthey start reading the footy stuuf and tennis crap on sky news etc there again, I don't even watch football so why have i posted this s**t?
Football managers who appear on tv , can't speak English properly and muble and have to be the most boring people on earth while sports presenters who shout and get excited as soon a sthey start reading the footy stuuf and tennis crap on sky news etc there again, I don't even watch football so why have i posted this s**t? Oh I dont know Ploppi, I can think of people more boring than football Managers who 'cannot speak English properly'. |
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angel41
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And Another Thing..., by angel41 on Sept 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT 1, Why can't chickens cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Why can't chickens cross the road without having their motives questioned.
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And Another Thing..., by Deleted on Sept 5, 2014 10:44:29 GMT 1, Footballers who perform a choreographed routine when they score. F** off you c***s and do some f***in' training during the week because you are not anything f***in' special.
Footballers who perform a choreographed routine when they score. F** off you c***s and do some f***in' training during the week because you are not anything f***in' special.
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And Another Thing..., by dantesimone1981 on Sept 5, 2014 10:52:03 GMT 1, Hate having no chance on getting a new Dolk print at source as they sell out in under a second.
Virgin Media for always trying to rip me off.
o2 for increasing my monthly mobile bill because they can.
Idiots who sit in their cars, with the doors open, drinking outside betting shops, it ain't cool you look like a p***k.
Hate having no chance on getting a new Dolk print at source as they sell out in under a second.
Virgin Media for always trying to rip me off.
o2 for increasing my monthly mobile bill because they can.
Idiots who sit in their cars, with the doors open, drinking outside betting shops, it ain't cool you look like a p***k.
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... but what about this one ...
