Oi Coach - remember where I was dragged up!

Invader is slow with his releases.

He should do a new release no more than twelve hours after the last one.

There is so much one can do with tiles.

You can tell ploppis only been following the seen for 12 months lol

Glad my comment has got the forum back on a more light hearted track, rather than people entertaining some attention wh*re

So not to be stupid, my favorite is "Chuffed", which I assume means "Excited or Happy". Am I correct?

Mine is "cheers." One day I was walking in the streets of what-you-ma-call-it, and I made way to let this chap go... He says: "Cheers!" I look around to see if there is a bar near by... No suck luck.

I had to look it up...

Can be extended to "chuffed to bits" if one is really happy.

From a phrases website:
"The origins of this phrase aren't known, although it is quite probable that events in Coventry in the English Civil War in the 1640s play a part. For those not familiar with the UK, Coventry is an industrial city in Warwickshire, England. It is well-known for its two cathedrals; the modern cathedral being built in 1962 to replace the old cathedral, which was destroyed during an intense German bombing raid in 1940.

In the 17th century, when this phrase is supposed to have originated, Coventry was a small town. It has been suggested that the phrase, although we now use it in an allusory sense, originated from people being actually sent there.

The story - and it is no more than that - is that Cromwell sent a group of Royalist soldiers to be imprisoned in Coventry, around 1648. The locals, who were parliamentary supporters, shunned them and refused to consort with them.

The first known citation of the allusory meaning is from the Club Book of the Tarporley Hunt, 1765:

"Mr. John Barry having sent the Fox Hounds to a different place to what was ordered ... was sent to Coventry, but return'd upon giving six bottles of Claret to the Hunt.""

Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.

Well played sir.

Coventry has a great ring road. You can stay on it all day if you're not quick enough.

... I like fences ... there - I said it ...

Ha ha thats great. I think people think they should be offended, not that they actually are offended, there's a lot of it about unfortunately.