All joking aside... I think this thread has run its course....

Something foul's afoot

... you put your left leg in
... your left leg out
... in out, in out
... you shake it all about
... fu©k it - where's m'trainer gone?!?

Does it contain any DNA? I have a business idea to clone Banksy and turn Canvey Island into a massive theme park where artists run wild marking their territory. They would create their own hierarchy, Visitors could witness this evolving. Never before would you of been able to witness artists in nature battling for supremacy. Imagine the likes of Grayson Perry emerging from the amusements only to be confronted by the lesser spotted Banksy. Little flocks of Hirsts fighting for survival being picked off one by one by the predatory Emins or man eating Laurence Lewelyn Bowen. Still trying to think of a name.

We shall see! Peter Jones will be in. Just need a kickstarter fund to buy the trainer.