Larry David
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April 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Larry David on Sept 14, 2015 20:12:12 GMT 1, I have a Dismaland balloon up for grabs, will be sent free of charge to the winner.
Post your favourite line or scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm and Ill pick my favourite. Simple. You may guess its my favourite comedy to date........
I will decide and let everyone know the winner two weeks from now, Monday 28th Sept.
Just hope some of you share the same dark sense of humour as me. LD
I have a Dismaland balloon up for grabs, will be sent free of charge to the winner.
Post your favourite line or scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm and Ill pick my favourite. Simple. You may guess its my favourite comedy to date........
I will decide and let everyone know the winner two weeks from now, Monday 28th Sept.
Just hope some of you share the same dark sense of humour as me. LD
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WOOF
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Posts โข 4,458
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March 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by WOOF on Sept 14, 2015 20:21:54 GMT 1, "Mary, Joseph, and Larry" (Season 3, Episode 9) is my favorite. So yeah, hope it's yours too.
"Mary, Joseph, and Larry" (Season 3, Episode 9) is my favorite. So yeah, hope it's yours too.
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jonnyx
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May 2007
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by jonnyx on Sept 14, 2015 20:29:55 GMT 1, Boy cock, girl cock, eieio. (I recall that line often and chuckle to myself).
Boy cock, girl cock, eieio. (I recall that line often and chuckle to myself).
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.dappy
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December 2010
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by .dappy on Sept 14, 2015 20:34:13 GMT 1, ... What about The Big Bang Theory? 
... What about The Big Bang Theory? |
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Drymounted
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August 2009
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Drymounted on Sept 14, 2015 20:39:53 GMT 1, "She went over the appropriate amount of time I could have human contact without getting aroused. I only have 5 seconds, after that itโs out of my control."
"She went over the appropriate amount of time I could have human contact without getting aroused. I only have 5 seconds, after that itโs out of my control."
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Inknart
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Posts โข 3,486
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April 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Inknart on Sept 14, 2015 21:02:28 GMT 1, Car Periscope really speaks to me haha
Car Periscope really speaks to me haha
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WILLYBKLN
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October 2013
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by WILLYBKLN on Sept 14, 2015 21:03:07 GMT 1, I'll keep it classic : "Pretty good. Pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty good."
I'll keep it classic : "Pretty good. Pret-ty pret-ty pret-ty good."
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Sacked...
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Posts โข 7,978
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October 2007
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Sacked... on Sept 14, 2015 21:06:18 GMT 1, I've never watched it.
I've never watched it.
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Cornish Crayon
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Posts โข 3,965
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December 2007
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Cornish Crayon on Sept 14, 2015 21:21:58 GMT 1, Gotta admit dude, never seen it......except for the beloved aunt *unt scene
Gotta admit dude, never seen it......except for the beloved aunt *unt scene
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yoyosh
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Posts โข 1,683
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March 2012
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by yoyosh on Sept 14, 2015 21:23:33 GMT 1, "No soup for you!"
"No soup for you!"
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Larry David
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Posts โข 835
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April 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Larry David on Sept 14, 2015 21:32:24 GMT 1, Gotta admit dude, never seen it......except for the beloved aunt *unt scene
Gotta admit dude, never seen it......except for the beloved aunt *unt scene Well you watched one of the best episodes ever and the one that hooked me many years ago! |
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Steph Rat Catcher on Sept 14, 2015 21:38:57 GMT 1, Never watched it ! anyway I got one
Never watched it ! anyway I got one
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WILLYBKLN
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Posts โข 973
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October 2013
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by WILLYBKLN on Sept 14, 2015 21:49:51 GMT 1, For those unfamiliar, watch this skit:
For those unfamiliar, watch this skit:
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alrudge
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September 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by alrudge on Sept 14, 2015 21:57:53 GMT 1, Fuck hughhhhhh! Hughhhhh!
Fuck hughhhhhh! Hughhhhh!
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rjf76
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Posts โข 2,481
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January 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by rjf76 on Sept 14, 2015 22:50:08 GMT 1, Man: Are you Jewish?
Larry David: You want to check my p***s?
Man: Are you Jewish?
Larry David: You want to check my p***s?
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charles
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July 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by charles on Sept 14, 2015 23:02:13 GMT 1, If she's so gifted, how come she doesn't know that a dolls hair doesn't grow back?!
If she's so gifted, how come she doesn't know that a dolls hair doesn't grow back?!
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zeuscarver
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December 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by zeuscarver on Sept 14, 2015 23:12:44 GMT 1, From the prostitute-car pool lane episode:
Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go fuck yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
From the prostitute-car pool lane episode:
Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go fuck yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves.
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January 1970
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Deleted on Sept 14, 2015 23:16:59 GMT 1, beloved cunt
beloved cunt
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bjornca
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Posts โข 635
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October 2010
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by bjornca on Sept 14, 2015 23:28:19 GMT 1, I'd have to go with the "juicing" episode. Hard to pick just one scene or line from the entire show.
I'd have to go with the "juicing" episode. Hard to pick just one scene or line from the entire show.
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kultur
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Posts โข 903
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June 2010
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by kultur on Sept 14, 2015 23:33:52 GMT 1, The problem didn't lie with his small p***s...but rather... with your big va***a.
The problem didn't lie with his small p***s...but rather... with your big va***a.
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.dappy
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December 2010
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by .dappy on Sept 15, 2015 0:04:22 GMT 1, โHe wanted a stop and chat with me, and I donโt know him well enough for a stop and chat!โ
โWhen I called you I told that he asked me to recommend him so Iโm โrecommendingโ him. I put quotes around it ... I thought you would pick up that it was a non-recommend recommend!
Shorts Are Bad For Traveling:
โIโm comfortable in pyjamas, but I donโt wear pyjamas on a plane!โ
โHe wanted a stop and chat with me, and I donโt know him well enough for a stop and chat!โ
โWhen I called you I told that he asked me to recommend him so Iโm โrecommendingโ him. I put quotes around it ... I thought you would pick up that it was a non-recommend recommend!
Shorts Are Bad For Traveling:
โIโm comfortable in pyjamas, but I donโt wear pyjamas on a plane!โ
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snoozy
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Posts โข 881
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July 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by snoozy on Sept 15, 2015 0:13:04 GMT 1, "I'll have a vanilla... one of the vanilla bulls**t things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bulls**t latte, cuppa thing. Whatever you got - I don't care."
"I'll have a vanilla... one of the vanilla bulls**t things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bulls**t latte, cuppa thing. Whatever you got - I don't care."
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savannahsam
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Posts โข 375
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June 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by savannahsam on Sept 15, 2015 1:46:00 GMT 1,
"Get in that ass" "Fuck his whole asshole up"!
"Get in that ass" "Fuck his whole asshole up"!
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ToonKiller
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November 2013
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by ToonKiller on Sept 15, 2015 2:31:08 GMT 1, 
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phischa
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Posts โข 689
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May 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by phischa on Sept 15, 2015 9:27:18 GMT 1, Nice comp. Here's my contribution, short and simple:
"I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people."
Sums it up pretty well.
Nice comp. Here's my contribution, short and simple:
"I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people."
Sums it up pretty well.
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Larry David
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Posts โข 835
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April 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Larry David on Sept 15, 2015 17:46:51 GMT 1, Keep em coming guys. Will announce winner on Saturday as I may have had a glass too many of vino last night !
Just one clip from one of the episodes, Palestinian Chicken
Keep em coming guys. Will announce winner on Saturday as I may have had a glass too many of vino last night ! Just one clip from one of the episodes, Palestinian Chicken |
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Rochebm
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Posts โข 298
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May 2014
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Rochebm on Sept 15, 2015 18:15:39 GMT 1, You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes.
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mehor
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Posts โข 564
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July 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by mehor on Sept 15, 2015 18:21:26 GMT 1, mehor, you won that damn balloon...sike
mehor, you won that damn balloon...sike
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Aza
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Posts โข 2,983
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November 2006
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by Aza on Sept 15, 2015 18:29:24 GMT 1, My favourite comedy show of all time too
Off the top of my head I love the ending of the episode with the receptionist who wears the crop top.
(this scene really needs to be watched in context of the episode)
My favourite comedy show of all time too Off the top of my head I love the ending of the episode with the receptionist who wears the crop top. (this scene really needs to be watched in context of the episode) |
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tc415
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July 2015
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Competition Time - Win a Dismaland Balloon, by tc415 on Sept 15, 2015 19:00:39 GMT 1, This is an amazing thread. 
My contribution will have to be: "Larry went home to take a shit."
from the episode where Larry leaves Funkhouser's party early:
This is an amazing thread. My contribution will have to be: "Larry went home to take a shit." from the episode where Larry leaves Funkhouser's party early: |
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