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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Deleted on Sept 22, 2015 19:32:56 GMT 1, Hello Due to my recent meltdown on "Your Own Work" I thought as an open apology to the forum that I would offer a free original painting.
The little chap is an Acrylic & Ink on Reclaimed wood, framed in a reconditioned Vintage wood frame.
To take part all you need to do is add the best rant you have heard or the best "one liner" put down
Post with the most likes win's it. (If anyone even bother's to take part) "Wiping tears from glass eye"
The painting will be lovingly packaged and shipped to the winner
This once in a lifetime event will close at 19:00 hrs on the 29th September
Hello Due to my recent meltdown on "Your Own Work" I thought as an open apology to the forum that I would offer a free original painting. The little chap is an Acrylic & Ink on Reclaimed wood, framed in a reconditioned Vintage wood frame. To take part all you need to do is add the best rant you have heard or the best "one liner" put down Post with the most likes win's it. (If anyone even bother's to take part) "Wiping tears from glass eye" The painting will be lovingly packaged and shipped to the winner This once in a lifetime event will close at 19:00 hrs on the 29th September
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Hubble Bubble
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December 2010
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Hubble Bubble on Sept 22, 2015 20:28:24 GMT 1, Very generous. I'll start...
One of the all time great bowlers, Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.
McGrath: โWhy are you so fat?โ
Brandes โBecause every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.โ
Very generous. I'll start...
One of the all time great bowlers, Glen McGrath was getting frustrated at being unable to dismiss little known Zimbabwean cricketer Eddo Brandes.
McGrath: โWhy are you so fat?โ
Brandes โBecause every time I fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.โ
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sugar
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October 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by sugar on Sept 23, 2015 12:42:42 GMT 1, ok Jokes!
The art teacher shows a picture and asks the students: "What is shown here, a sunrise or a sunset?"
Then Fritz: "A sunset, no artist is on so early!"
ok Jokes!
The art teacher shows a picture and asks the students: "What is shown here, a sunrise or a sunset?"
Then Fritz: "A sunset, no artist is on so early!"
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by My Name is Frank on Sept 23, 2015 19:16:41 GMT 1, Your mum
Your mum
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Schrรถdinger's Chat on Sept 23, 2015 21:14:48 GMT 1, I've seen Jimmy Carr a few times because I got very cheap tickets, not because I'm his number one fan. He is awesome at knocking down hecklers.
One guy interrupting and telling him his jokes were crap, his response:
'Do you mind, I don't come down to the docks and start slapping the sailors c#cks out of your mouth'
His best responses collated:
I've seen Jimmy Carr a few times because I got very cheap tickets, not because I'm his number one fan. He is awesome at knocking down hecklers.
One guy interrupting and telling him his jokes were crap, his response:
'Do you mind, I don't come down to the docks and start slapping the sailors c#cks out of your mouth'
His best responses collated:
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smokey
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June 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by smokey on Sept 24, 2015 3:29:58 GMT 1, If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. Thanks to Eddie Izzard.
If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid. Thanks to Eddie Izzard.
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smokey
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June 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by smokey on Sept 24, 2015 4:23:01 GMT 1, And it's not going to win anything but in personal honor of Yogi Berra's passing... "It's like dรฉjร vu all over again". "If you come to a fork in the road, take it". And my personal favorite when asked whether streakers on the field were men or women, "I don't know, they had bags over their heads". As a kid growing up idolizing & collecting now rare cards of old baseball players from before my time, Yogi was truly an amazing individual. Purple Heart for his heroism at Normandy in D-Day, nearly as many home runs as strikeouts(only struck out 400ish times in a nearly 20 year career), 3 MVP awards, & 10 World Series rings. And one of the greatest ambassadors the sport ever had. I met many greats in my youth. Mantle, Whitey Ford, Al Kaline, even the schmucks Pete Rose & Canseco. All autographs to go with it. Always said I'd give them all up to shake Yogi's hand just once. Number 8 you will be missed. Sorry, just felt like giving it up to a long time idol.
And it's not going to win anything but in personal honor of Yogi Berra's passing... "It's like dรฉjร vu all over again". "If you come to a fork in the road, take it". And my personal favorite when asked whether streakers on the field were men or women, "I don't know, they had bags over their heads". As a kid growing up idolizing & collecting now rare cards of old baseball players from before my time, Yogi was truly an amazing individual. Purple Heart for his heroism at Normandy in D-Day, nearly as many home runs as strikeouts(only struck out 400ish times in a nearly 20 year career), 3 MVP awards, & 10 World Series rings. And one of the greatest ambassadors the sport ever had. I met many greats in my youth. Mantle, Whitey Ford, Al Kaline, even the schmucks Pete Rose & Canseco. All autographs to go with it. Always said I'd give them all up to shake Yogi's hand just once. Number 8 you will be missed. Sorry, just felt like giving it up to a long time idol.
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dreadnatty
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February 2013
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by dreadnatty on Sept 24, 2015 4:41:05 GMT 1, And it's not going to win anything but in personal honor of Yogi Berra's passing... "It's like dรฉjร vu all over again". "If you come to a fork in the road, take it". And my personal favorite when asked whether streakers on the field were men or women, "I don't know, they had bags over their heads". As a kid growing up idolizing & collecting now rare cards of old baseball players from before my time, Yogi was truly an amazing individual. Purple Heart for his heroism at Normandy in D-Day, nearly as many home runs as strikeouts(only struck out 400ish times in a nearly 20 year career), 3 MVP awards, & 10 World Series rings. And one of the greatest ambassadors the sport ever had. I met many greats in my youth. Mantle, Whitey Ford, Al Kaline, even the schmucks Pete Rose & Canseco. All autographs to go with it. Always said I'd give them all up to shake Yogi's hand just once. Number 8 you will be missed. Sorry, just felt like giving it up to a long time idol. Well said. RIP #8 - one of the all-time greats!
And it's not going to win anything but in personal honor of Yogi Berra's passing... "It's like dรฉjร vu all over again". "If you come to a fork in the road, take it". And my personal favorite when asked whether streakers on the field were men or women, "I don't know, they had bags over their heads". As a kid growing up idolizing & collecting now rare cards of old baseball players from before my time, Yogi was truly an amazing individual. Purple Heart for his heroism at Normandy in D-Day, nearly as many home runs as strikeouts(only struck out 400ish times in a nearly 20 year career), 3 MVP awards, & 10 World Series rings. And one of the greatest ambassadors the sport ever had. I met many greats in my youth. Mantle, Whitey Ford, Al Kaline, even the schmucks Pete Rose & Canseco. All autographs to go with it. Always said I'd give them all up to shake Yogi's hand just once. Number 8 you will be missed. Sorry, just felt like giving it up to a long time idol. Well said. RIP #8 - one of the all-time greats!
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Fine Art Connoisseur on Sept 26, 2015 5:48:21 GMT 1, You miss 100% of the shots you donโt take.
You miss 100% of the shots you donโt take.
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Wilson
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November 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Wilson on Sept 26, 2015 6:55:19 GMT 1, Great give away.
I love the Nutty Professor, Buddy Love quote to Reggie Warrington.
"Your mother's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch".
Reggie has left the building!
Great give away.
I love the Nutty Professor, Buddy Love quote to Reggie Warrington.
"Your mother's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I'm still on the bitch".
Reggie has left the building!
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elkev
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May 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by elkev on Sept 26, 2015 14:21:42 GMT 1, "Who the fu#k are you, are you an art critic or someone of importance?"
To be honest, this is seriously one of my favorite recent ones. A bit meta, but still... Also, really nice work and generous give away, Cjp!
"Who the fu#k are you, are you an art critic or someone of importance?"
To be honest, this is seriously one of my favorite recent ones. A bit meta, but still... Also, really nice work and generous give away, Cjp!
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dasium
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January 2011
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by dasium on Sept 26, 2015 17:14:37 GMT 1, My father during a particularily heated argument once told me "he's forgotten more than I'll ever know..."
My father during a particularily heated argument once told me "he's forgotten more than I'll ever know..."
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January 1970
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Deleted on Sept 27, 2015 12:09:57 GMT 1, "Wish in one hand,s**t in the other. See which fills up faster."
After I had just wished aloud for something wonderful to happen.
"Wish in one hand,s**t in the other. See which fills up faster."
After I had just wished aloud for something wonderful to happen.
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taz66
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November 2011
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by taz66 on Sept 28, 2015 15:29:56 GMT 1, She cant be with us tonight Joan Collins is attending the birth of her next husband
She cant be with us tonight Joan Collins is attending the birth of her next husband
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smokey
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June 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by smokey on Sept 29, 2015 12:26:44 GMT 1, "As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura". Sorry but living in the southern U.S. I've been waiting to use that & not offend a sh*load of southern baptist friends.
"As an atheist, having a Christian threaten me with hell is like having a hippy threaten to punch me in my aura". Sorry but living in the southern U.S. I've been waiting to use that & not offend a sh*load of southern baptist friends.
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January 1970
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 12:48:29 GMT 1, "Get back to watching Porn you sad Tw#t" - CJP
"Get back to watching Porn you sad Tw#t" - CJP
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Sacked...
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October 2007
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Sacked... on Sept 29, 2015 18:19:02 GMT 1, Clive Anderson said to Jeffrey Archer, "There's no beginning to your talents." Archer retorted that "The old jokes are always the best," for Anderson to reply "Yes, I've read your books."
Clive Anderson said to Jeffrey Archer, "There's no beginning to your talents." Archer retorted that "The old jokes are always the best," for Anderson to reply "Yes, I've read your books."
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Sacked...
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October 2007
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Sacked... on Sept 29, 2015 18:22:18 GMT 1, Winston Churchill had been drinking heavily at a party when he bumped into Bessie Braddock, a Labour Member of Parliament.
โMr. Churchill, you are drunk,โ Braddock said harshly.
Churchill paused and said, โAnd Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly, but iโll be sober in the morning.โ
Winston Churchill had been drinking heavily at a party when he bumped into Bessie Braddock, a Labour Member of Parliament.
โMr. Churchill, you are drunk,โ Braddock said harshly.
Churchill paused and said, โAnd Bessie, you are ugly. You are very ugly, but iโll be sober in the morning.โ
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January 1970
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Deleted on Sept 29, 2015 19:00:25 GMT 1, Well that's it, Well Done hubblebubble I will send you a P.M,
Thank's to those that took part, some very funny post's and a couple that made me laugh at an audible level
CJP
Well that's it, Well Done hubblebubble I will send you a P.M,
Thank's to those that took part, some very funny post's and a couple that made me laugh at an audible level
CJP
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January 1970
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by Deleted on Sept 30, 2015 7:41:54 GMT 1, Well that's it, Well Done hubblebubble I will send you a P.M, Thank's to those that took part, some very funny post's and a couple that made me laugh at an audible level CJP Well done Hubblebubble !!
I never expected that mysoginistic and racist joke quoting a bowler who loves hunting elephants and lions would be a price winner
Well that's it, Well Done hubblebubble I will send you a P.M, Thank's to those that took part, some very funny post's and a couple that made me laugh at an audible level CJP Well done Hubblebubble !! I never expected that mysoginistic and racist joke quoting a bowler who loves hunting elephants and lions would be a price winner
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RoboJ
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July 2015
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by RoboJ on Sept 30, 2015 12:02:40 GMT 1, What did the robot comedian say to the heckler?
"Last night I interfaced with your mom!"
What did the robot comedian say to the heckler?
"Last night I interfaced with your mom!"
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by My Name is Frank on Oct 1, 2015 22:15:42 GMT 1, Your mum Hubble bubble
Your mum Hubble bubble
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disturbart
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September 2014
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Free Original Painting-Giveaway, by disturbart on Oct 2, 2015 19:33:56 GMT 1, I used to run an Origami club but that folded.
I used to run an Origami club but that folded.
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