Cornish Crayon
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December 2007
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Cornish Crayon on Jan 30, 2016 19:16:03 GMT 1, Still very much up for grabs...I will announce winners tomorrow. Is more than one entry per person allowed? If so, I hope no one will be offended if I post something that's very rude. I think it's a smashing piece of social history, but it is awfully rude!
I think it's one entry per member
Sorry coach 
Go for it 
Still very much up for grabs...I will announce winners tomorrow. Is more than one entry per person allowed? If so, I hope no one will be offended if I post something that's very rude. I think it's a smashing piece of social history, but it is awfully rude! I think it's one entry per member Sorry coach Go for it |
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Cardiff
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January 2009
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Cardiff on Jan 30, 2016 21:30:54 GMT 1, Still very much up for grabs...I will announce winners tomorrow. Is more than one entry per person allowed? If so, I hope no one will be offended if I post something that's very rude. I think it's a smashing piece of social history, but it is awfully rude!
The authors of the individual posts with the most likes will be the winners.
Still very much up for grabs...I will announce winners tomorrow. Is more than one entry per person allowed? If so, I hope no one will be offended if I post something that's very rude. I think it's a smashing piece of social history, but it is awfully rude! Of course Coach...post as much as you want (can't speak for others, but you certainly won't offend me)! The authors of the individual posts with the most likes will be the winners. |
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 30, 2016 21:43:41 GMT 1, Well I do hope I don't offend.
I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked!
This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse).
I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting!
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I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it.
Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!!
Well I do hope I don't offend.
I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked!
This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse).
I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting!
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I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it.
Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!!
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 30, 2016 21:48:38 GMT 1, This card makes me laugh.
Design error!
This card makes me laugh. Design error! |
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Dr Plip
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August 2011
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Dr Plip on Jan 30, 2016 23:20:13 GMT 1, Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting!  I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting! I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:31:06 GMT 1, Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
According to the urban dictionary it's 'sex without ejaculation'. Hence the price. |
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 30, 2016 23:37:58 GMT 1, Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting! I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket?
Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting! I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket? |
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Dr Plip
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August 2011
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Dr Plip on Jan 30, 2016 23:39:04 GMT 1, Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket?
Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket? Nah, that's my tinypic. |
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 30, 2016 23:45:57 GMT 1, Have you been peeking at my photobucket? Nah, that's my tinypic.
How funny, that we both saved the same pic!
Have you been peeking at my photobucket? Nah, that's my tinypic. How funny, that we both saved the same pic! |
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January 1970
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:48:45 GMT 1, Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting! I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
A 'Banksy' - ridiculously expensive for the pleasure given
A 'Bast' - authentic street action, rough and ready
An 'Eine' - reliable and predictable
Feel free to add your own.
Well I do hope I don't offend. I've tried funny. And I've tried cute. Neither have worked! This is a vintage menu from a brothel. I think it's a fantastic piece of social history (at least that's my excuse). I think the language used is very interesting. At times almost poetic. At times clinically graphic! The terms historic for some body parts are interesting! I am afraid that I can't credit the photo. I saw it on the internet ages ago and copied it, never intending to share it. Edit - I have had second thoughts. It's too rude!! Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
We could always update these.... A 'Banksy' - ridiculously expensive for the pleasure given A 'Bast' - authentic street action, rough and ready An 'Eine' - reliable and predictable Feel free to add your own. |
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Rouen Cathedral on Jan 30, 2016 23:49:58 GMT 1, Okay guys. You all caught me.
I am Bambi.
Okay guys. You all caught me.
I am Bambi.
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January 1970
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Deleted on Jan 30, 2016 23:50:18 GMT 1, So much choice, although disappointing not to see "enticing kiss on the cheek" which is what I would go for right before a "Pinkeys Special" however I have concerns that I may be allergic to the Goose quill.
So much choice, although disappointing not to see "enticing kiss on the cheek" which is what I would go for right before a "Pinkeys Special" however I have concerns that I may be allergic to the Goose quill.
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smokey
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June 2014
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by smokey on Jan 31, 2016 15:54:18 GMT 1, Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket?
dry bob hell... Can someone tell me what the new style of "blowing in asshole" is? Didn't even know there was an old style.
Wow, who knew that they spoke like that back in 1900??
Edit: Does anyone know what a "dry bob" is for 49 cents?
Have you been peeking at my photobucket? dry bob hell... Can someone tell me what the new style of "blowing in asshole" is? Didn't even know there was an old style. |
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January 1970
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Deleted on Jan 31, 2016 16:08:25 GMT 1, Have you been peeking at my photobucket? dry bob hell... Can someone tell me what the new style of "blowing in asshole" is? Didn't even know there was an old style.
The New style involved leaving a short gap between lips and hole so that the lady in question did not run a risk of angering her clients and also didn't smudge her lipstick.
Hope this answers your question
Have you been peeking at my photobucket? dry bob hell... Can someone tell me what the new style of "blowing in asshole" is? Didn't even know there was an old style. The old style was lips firmly pressed against the "Cat's Eye" as the belief at the time was that a seal needed to be made in order to give pleasure to the recipient, we know now that this was purely an old wife's tale but at the time this caused some friction if kissing on the lips followed, and gentleman client's were often inclined to lash out. The New style involved leaving a short gap between lips and hole so that the lady in question did not run a risk of angering her clients and also didn't smudge her lipstick. Hope this answers your question |
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February 2011
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by 11 on Jan 31, 2016 16:31:38 GMT 1, Funny, always feel like someone is blowing smoke up me arse at one point or another - didn't realise it was a privilege you had to pay for 
Funny, always feel like someone is blowing smoke up me arse at one point or another - didn't realise it was a privilege you had to pay for |
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.dappy
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December 2010
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by .dappy on Jan 31, 2016 18:24:19 GMT 1, ... TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! in the last few posts ...
... TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! in the last few posts ... |
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Cardiff
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January 2009
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Cardiff on Jan 31, 2016 18:40:50 GMT 1, I'm going to give this a few more hours to try to break up the grouping of most liked posts...may need to put another piece into the mix if no one pulls away from the pack. I also need some time to contemplate the a'la carte menu above..."with juice"...seriously?
I'm going to give this a few more hours to try to break up the grouping of most liked posts...may need to put another piece into the mix if no one pulls away from the pack. I also need some time to contemplate the a'la carte menu above..."with juice"...seriously?
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 31, 2016 19:59:43 GMT 1, I'm going to give this a few more hours to try to break up the grouping of most liked posts...may need to put another piece into the mix if no one pulls away from the pack. I also need some time to contemplate the a'la carte menu above..."with juice"...seriously?
Grapefruit?
I'm going to give this a few more hours to try to break up the grouping of most liked posts...may need to put another piece into the mix if no one pulls away from the pack. I also need some time to contemplate the a'la carte menu above..."with juice"...seriously? Grapefruit? |
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Cardiff
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January 2009
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Cardiff on Jan 31, 2016 22:04:29 GMT 1, And the winners are...
And the winners are...
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Cardiff
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January 2009
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Cardiff on Jan 31, 2016 22:07:11 GMT 1, ...stretched it out as I realized I was on 999 posts.
1st place...Coach (10 likes)
2nd place...tie between Bren & Sturban (9 likes each)
...stretched it out as I realized I was on 999 posts.
1st place...Coach (10 likes)
2nd place...tie between Bren & Sturban (9 likes each)
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by Coach on Jan 31, 2016 22:31:01 GMT 1, ...stretched it out as I realized I was on 999 posts. 1st place...Coach (10 likes) 2nd place...tie between Bren & Sturban (9 likes each)
Wowser! Thanks Cardiff. You're a gent.
I will spread the love and do a giveaway too.
Might not be quite as good as yours though. So generous.
...stretched it out as I realized I was on 999 posts. 1st place...Coach (10 likes) 2nd place...tie between Bren & Sturban (9 likes each) Wowser! Thanks Cardiff. You're a gent. I will spread the love and do a giveaway too. Might not be quite as good as yours though. So generous. |
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S.A.S
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December 2015
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by S.A.S on Jan 31, 2016 23:03:53 GMT 1, Well done chaps.
Well done chaps.
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by SturbanHasSaggyTits on Feb 1, 2016 1:57:46 GMT 1, Great fun and generous giveaway cardiff, top man. Well done coach too
Great fun and generous giveaway cardiff, top man. Well done coach too |
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Matt Small / Static Giveaway, by SturbanHasSaggyTits on Mar 4, 2016 13:35:32 GMT 1, Massive thanks to Cardiff
I just received this framed static from across the pond.
Didn't realise this had so much hand finishing and hand spray.
I really love it and the missus likes it to, which always makes life easier 
Massive thanks to Cardiff I just received this framed static from across the pond. Didn't realise this had so much hand finishing and hand spray. I really love it and the missus likes it to, which always makes life easier |
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