D*mnit! I figured I could easily flip them to him for 1000GBP!!!!

I like these but decided not to buy one as they are just too big! They would have been lovely A2 size. Alas, I need more walls.

Agree with that. Just a shame the canvases were so expensive. Only 1 left though.

Now have an extra one of each if they sell out and anyone needs one!

Hmmm, the more I read, the more I like the sound of this lady. Has anyone met her? I think I'm in love, ha ha.

Bumping Uglies
Candice Tripp
10/10/2007 09:39:58

Jane I-Have-A-Single-Drum White has a sex tape.
Yeah, really. Guy told me.

I don't really care to watch celebrity sex tapes. I don't tend to care who makes them or what they do in them. I think the whole idea is horribly stupid, really. Not making sex tapes- but making sex tapes if there's the off chance that a few hundred thousand people might want to see you in one. Not to mention the fact that it's the easiest thing to make a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of.

"Really? Jane White? Her?" Feeling a huge grin sprawl across my face, I point to the TV screen. I suddenly realise that Jane White is like a school teacher- someone you just never thought would have sex, let alone know how to go about doing it.

"Yeah. She has a sex tape"
"Can you send me the link?"

He does. And it's waiting in my facebook (yay) inbox when I arrive for work.

The video is two and a half minutes long and starts with a jaundiced looking woman bending over; presenting the camera with her face and dangling breasts while her pixellated partner receives her arse.

Jane gets jack-hammered and her elephantine breasts bounce around like fat kids at a school disco. I think foreplay must've happened off camera, unless getting in front of one is turn on enough.

So far, the most off putting thing is her upwards grunting. She eyes the ceiling smiling and as she does so, there's no discerning where her chin ends and her neck starts. Worse still is how smug she looks.

There's a moment of showmanship as she goofily sucks on some fingers and decides to shoot the camera a smouldering "I haven't forgot about you" look.

I jump to half way through the video, three quarters of the way through and then watch the last few seconds. They're the same as a minute ago: Jane lying prone and motionless as Mr Lover Lover does his best under her dead weight. While his ball sack is bouncing back forth, smacking each of their arses in turn, her soft lumps make me think of a ball of scone dough heaved at the floor.

I'm altogether unimpressed but find heaps of enjoyment imagining Lyndall howl with laughter at the same elastic sex.

Then I move the play bar up and down the screen so Jane fumbles and wobbles through the act (forwards and backwards) four more times at ten times the speed. I laugh. And do it again.

From the white stripes

shes the sexiest drummer in rock.
actually thats made me think, there is a club at the bottom of stokes croft in bristol with some high quality grafitti commisioned by the owner. the picture looks like a huge 20ft tall meg whiite all in leather(slaps own face to come to senses). anyone know who did it. it really is very impressive. i'll go and get somes pics one day.

It's been mentioned before, but Candice donated a hand finished print to the Wall Candy charity auction. It's currently being auctioned on Ebay:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Candice-Tripp-Special-Edition-Print-4-10-for-Charity_W0QQitemZ250176830411QQihZ015QQcategoryZ360QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

A great piece and a very worthy cause - check it out!

Has anyone received theirs yet?

I have a spare of each of them as I bought one for another member then he bought some himself!
PM me if you're interested. At cost of coarse.

Got a reply from CT.

Delay at the Google checkout end, but they should be posted tomorrow or Monday. Apologies for the delay

Can't say fairer than that.

As do you Carl1

Thanks for the info Stuey. Much appreciated.
Slacker - hope you get lucky.