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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by webby on Dec 15, 2009 15:05:57 GMT 1, Youngsquire: Nice one,
Last one from me..........
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing !
Youngsquire: Nice one,
Last one from me..........
Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?
Because they're both full of stuffing !
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marwood
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by marwood on Dec 15, 2009 15:07:14 GMT 1, Makes me think of that classic Fawlty Towers episode...
"Que? Pig? Oink oink, oink oink.... hahahahah!!!"
"Not pig, PIGEON!! You have pigeons in Spain, or did Franco hace them all shot?"
;D
Love a pigeon bomber if there's still one going.....
Makes me think of that classic Fawlty Towers episode...
"Que? Pig? Oink oink, oink oink.... hahahahah!!!"
"Not pig, PIGEON!! You have pigeons in Spain, or did Franco hace them all shot?"
;D
Love a pigeon bomber if there's still one going.....
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by bazzj04 on Dec 15, 2009 15:07:34 GMT 1, Hi AP , any chance of one of these too please , good work man ,
Hi AP , any chance of one of these too please , good work man ,
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by bazzj04 on Dec 15, 2009 15:09:49 GMT 1, Pigeons are great i agree
Pigeons are great i agree
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Urban Cowboy
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Urban Cowboy on Dec 15, 2009 15:15:26 GMT 1, My favourite joke of the last week or so, do I win a prize
Ed went to see the Doctor. The Doctor asked what was wrong.
"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest willy the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.
My favourite joke of the last week or so, do I win a prize
Ed went to see the Doctor. The Doctor asked what was wrong.
"Don't laugh!" said the patient Ed.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional.
In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient".
"Okay then," Ed said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest willy the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Ed replied.
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by bazzj04 on Dec 15, 2009 15:23:14 GMT 1, Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man
Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital?
A: The ultra-sound man
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spirit
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by spirit on Dec 15, 2009 15:28:41 GMT 1, Patient: Doctor, I have this insatiable urge to wrap myself in clingfilm
Doctor: I can clearly see your nuts
Patient: Doctor, I have this insatiable urge to wrap myself in clingfilm
Doctor: I can clearly see your nuts
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tobomoore
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by tobomoore on Dec 15, 2009 15:37:04 GMT 1, A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can’t believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infedelity and says " ****ing hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse"
"No" she replies "I am your sons English teacher!"
Id love the pigeon if theres still one going - happy xmas :-)
A man is in a queue at Tesco and sees this busty blonde staring at him, he can’t believe she is staring at him, then she starts waving.
"Excuse me do I know you" he asks.
"Yes I think you are the father of one of my kids" she says.
The man thinks back and remembers his one act of infedelity and says " ****ing hell are you the bird I shagged on me stag do, whilst your mate whipped me and your other mate stuck a brush up my arse"
"No" she replies "I am your sons English teacher!"
Id love the pigeon if theres still one going - happy xmas :-)
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 15, 2009 15:41:25 GMT 1, Haha love'em... keep them coming.
Webby you're in, bazz you're already on my mailing list for one, youngsquire and urbancowboy you're down for a 'No Room...' plus last but not least marwood you're down for a 'Biggles'.
Hope that's all cool... three 'Biggles' and four 'No Room...' left.
Haha love'em... keep them coming. Webby you're in, bazz you're already on my mailing list for one, youngsquire and urbancowboy you're down for a 'No Room...' plus last but not least marwood you're down for a 'Biggles'. Hope that's all cool... three 'Biggles' and four 'No Room...' left. |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 15, 2009 15:43:19 GMT 1, That's cool tobomoore... two 'Biggles' left now
That's cool tobomoore... two 'Biggles' left now
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Ottomatik
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Ottomatik on Dec 15, 2009 15:49:14 GMT 1, To the AP's,
it's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid.
it's Christmastime, looks like Banksy & POW are getting paid.
it's Christmastime, no cookies have been made.
It's Christmastime, please Santa, let us all get laid!
Happy Holidays everyone.
(pigeon bomber plz!)
To the AP's,
it's Christmastime, there's no need to be afraid.
it's Christmastime, looks like Banksy & POW are getting paid.
it's Christmastime, no cookies have been made.
It's Christmastime, please Santa, let us all get laid!
Happy Holidays everyone.
(pigeon bomber plz!)
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 15, 2009 15:55:57 GMT 1, No worries otto
Final 'Biggles' feeling a bit unloved... and four 'No Room...' waiting to be claimed!
No worries otto
Final 'Biggles' feeling a bit unloved... and four 'No Room...' waiting to be claimed!
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robinbanks
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by robinbanks on Dec 15, 2009 16:03:59 GMT 1, Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital? A: The ultra-sound man
Haha - except when he's not working eh - then it's the hip replacement guy! ;D
A fan of the old jokes home too I see 
Q: Who's the nicest man in a hospital? A: The ultra-sound man Haha - except when he's not working eh - then it's the hip replacement guy! ;D A fan of the old jokes home too I see |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by stenev on Dec 15, 2009 16:09:13 GMT 1, No worries otto Final 'Biggles' feeling a bit unloved... and four 'No Room...' waiting to be claimed!
Would love the last Biggles, but happy to go to the back of the list if a seasoned forum member wants it.
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb?
2...
1 to change the bulb and the other to hold the p***s. I mean ladder.
No worries otto Final 'Biggles' feeling a bit unloved... and four 'No Room...' waiting to be claimed! Would love the last Biggles, but happy to go to the back of the list if a seasoned forum member wants it. How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? 2... 1 to change the bulb and the other to hold the p***s. I mean ladder. |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 15, 2009 17:41:46 GMT 1, I've just pm'd everyone on the list so far to get addresses.
Still a few 'No Room at the Holiday Inn' available...
I've just pm'd everyone on the list so far to get addresses.
Still a few 'No Room at the Holiday Inn' available...
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illu
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by illu on Dec 15, 2009 18:04:46 GMT 1, Heyho,
just got my eyeballs out of youNoob!
for a funkyass**t chrismascard I offer my first post ever in this forum.
You don't have time to spray my moms christmastree so I don't get eyecancer this year?
So feel free to enlighten my boredom in the black forest.......and by the way:
A one handed man enters a secon hand shop.
I wish you an peacefull christmas!
cheerio miss sophie!
olli
Heyho,
just got my eyeballs out of youNoob!
for a funkyass**t chrismascard I offer my first post ever in this forum.
You don't have time to spray my moms christmastree so I don't get eyecancer this year?
So feel free to enlighten my boredom in the black forest.......and by the way:
A one handed man enters a secon hand shop.
I wish you an peacefull christmas!
cheerio miss sophie!
olli
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 16, 2009 9:59:57 GMT 1, Morning, thanks to everyone that's pm'd their address, I am on the case today. Still a few more to come tho.
olli welcome to the forum, your first post get's you one of my festive freebies I'll pm you for your delivery details later.
AP
Morning, thanks to everyone that's pm'd their address, I am on the case today. Still a few more to come tho. olli welcome to the forum, your first post get's you one of my festive freebies I'll pm you for your delivery details later. AP |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by ninja on Dec 16, 2009 14:21:07 GMT 1, I've already got one but a mate sent me this joke when I was growing a mouser for Mo'vember last month:
An eskimo brings his snowmobile in to the garage because it isn't running well.
The mechanic inspects the engine then looks at the eskimo and says 'it looks like you blew a seal'...
To which the eskimo replies 'NO... that's just frost on my moustache!'
I've already got one but a mate sent me this joke when I was growing a mouser for Mo'vember last month:
An eskimo brings his snowmobile in to the garage because it isn't running well.
The mechanic inspects the engine then looks at the eskimo and says 'it looks like you blew a seal'...
To which the eskimo replies 'NO... that's just frost on my moustache!'
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by thegreatarchitect on Dec 16, 2009 14:54:21 GMT 1, Classy piece that bomber pigeion AP Your inspiration behind it reminds me of Max Ernst LOPLOP bird only completely different if that makes any sense ?
Classy piece that bomber pigeion AP Your inspiration behind it reminds me of Max Ernst LOPLOP bird only completely different if that makes any sense ?
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 16, 2009 16:09:16 GMT 1, donaldo that's awful(ly good) ;D
Thanks Mr Architect... I better get onto Google as I don't know Max Ernst's LopLop bird. Am intrigued!
I have got all but two of the addresses for Biggles and will be dropping them in the post box in a minute. Let me know if they arrive 
Thanks for the pm's for the 'No Room at the Holiday', I'll hopefully sort all of them out tomorrow... off to Sickboy's logopop exhibition tonight 
Laters
donaldo that's awful(ly good) ;D Thanks Mr Architect... I better get onto Google as I don't know Max Ernst's LopLop bird. Am intrigued! I have got all but two of the addresses for Biggles and will be dropping them in the post box in a minute. Let me know if they arrive Thanks for the pm's for the 'No Room at the Holiday', I'll hopefully sort all of them out tomorrow... off to Sickboy's logopop exhibition tonight Laters |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 19:41:23 GMT 1, Very interesting read - Mr Biggles - Surreal and an out of the box different kettle of ballgame way of thinking AP. Like it and the card looks great
Very interesting read - Mr Biggles - Surreal and an out of the box different kettle of ballgame way of thinking AP. Like it and the card looks great
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 17, 2009 13:43:25 GMT 1, Thanks Cartrain, haven't got a clue what it says about my mental stability tho! Here's a version I did on a great piece of reclaimed wood (but keep it quite, I probably shouldn't be posting it on here ).
I've got all the 'No Room...' addresses sorted so they should be in the mail tomorrow some time, fingers crossed.
Thanks Cartrain, haven't got a clue what it says about my mental stability tho! Here's a version I did on a great piece of reclaimed wood (but keep it quite, I probably shouldn't be posting it on here ). I've got all the 'No Room...' addresses sorted so they should be in the mail tomorrow some time, fingers crossed. |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 18, 2009 19:25:29 GMT 1, Managed to get all the 'No Room...' cards out today so watch out for them dropping with a festive bounce on your door mats
With both 'Biggles' and the 'No Room...' cards six people at random for each one have a special hand sprayed envelope. Biggles for his card and Jesus on the 'No Room...' ones! ;D Hopefully they'll all arrive safe and sound.
Have a great Christmas.
AP
Managed to get all the 'No Room...' cards out today so watch out for them dropping with a festive bounce on your door mats With both 'Biggles' and the 'No Room...' cards six people at random for each one have a special hand sprayed envelope. Biggles for his card and Jesus on the 'No Room...' ones! ;D Hopefully they'll all arrive safe and sound. Have a great Christmas. AP |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 18, 2009 19:33:40 GMT 1, All freebies are packaged up with a extra little Chrimbo card thrown in for good measure... will hopefully get them to the post office for recorded delivery on Monday. They still may make if for Christmas!
Thanks for the patience.
AP
All freebies are packaged up with a extra little Chrimbo card thrown in for good measure... will hopefully get them to the post office for recorded delivery on Monday. They still may make if for Christmas!
Thanks for the patience.
AP
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ricobenfico
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by ricobenfico on Dec 18, 2009 22:40:53 GMT 1, Lookin forward to the postie coming! Hope he doesn't like the look of the envelope!!!
Lookin forward to the postie coming! Hope he doesn't like the look of the envelope!!!
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fuzzed
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by fuzzed on Dec 19, 2009 0:13:33 GMT 1, received my Biggles card today. Really nice! Loving that piece on wood. Looks great!
Thanks once again AP!
received my Biggles card today. Really nice! Loving that piece on wood. Looks great! Thanks once again AP! |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by Agent Provocateur on Dec 20, 2009 14:40:06 GMT 1, Cheers Fuzzed, and thanks to the people who sent a pm saying theirs had arrived, good to know they're getting to their destination!
One lucky person selected at random will be receiving this stencil with their card, keep your eyes peeled...
Biggles β ELE (soot)
Hope everyone's having a relaxed frosty weekend
AP
Cheers Fuzzed, and thanks to the people who sent a pm saying theirs had arrived, good to know they're getting to their destination! One lucky person selected at random will be receiving this stencil with their card, keep your eyes peeled... Biggles β ELE (soot) Hope everyone's having a relaxed frosty weekend AP |
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by pointblank on Dec 20, 2009 17:16:43 GMT 1, Thanks AP
Arrived today.
Merry Christmas!
Thanks AP
Arrived today.
Merry Christmas!
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spirit
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Agent Provocateur π¬π§ Street Art β’ Herrods β’ Stencil Art, by spirit on Dec 20, 2009 20:03:36 GMT 1, Got my bomber - Thanks AP
Got my bomber - Thanks AP
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