I am a web marketer/SEO strategist/consultant. I mainly work in the online adult industry as it is the most lucrative for me. However, I aim to be away from this industry in the next 5 years and on to something a bit more respected by society.

You must get to see some GREAT free porn!

I have no idea what a Job is.

Graphic Designer. Creating scrummy books for lil' people.

www.topthatpublishing.com/

You must have gone blind drymounted

The worst part in this story is that they are suing the poor guy saying that he stole them.

Pretty nice move.. If they win, they get the artworks and then say they are all originals..

If they lose, they just refuse to authenticate and the guy is just sitting on a pile of worthless paper...

F***in art establishement...

nice website ruggs are they all ebooks?
could get a few for my little fella no sure about ebook though. designs look cool

a full time wan*** ......well thats what the mrs says anyway !!!!!!!

Composer/arranger/orchestrator. From short media tracks to full orchestral stuff...

Hmmm, not sure i know what my profession is anymore. When i left school worked in factory putting studs into dog and cat collars. Then worked on building sites as a labourer. After a few episodes of getting into trouble with the police i ended-up in prison (i'm afraid it was for fighting so not proud of that). When came out of prison decided never wanted to go back so went to college and did O levels followed by A levels and then onto university as a mature student (24yrs old). Did BSc (Hons) Biochemirsty and then an MSc and left and worked for number of years within oncology research. After that worked for a Medical Publications company which got taken over by another company and some of us got made redundant (this was a good few years ago). Since that time i have been doing anything and everything from driving minibuses (collecting and dropping off cleaning staff), labouring on building sites (although too old for that now) and even clearing out garbage from student residences during chuck-out periods (left food, empty booze bottles etc). At the moment am still doing temp work but am indoors doing some data entry shit. My mum often says was a waste doing all that studying. Considering where i am now looks like she has a point but determined to keep grafting in any shape or form to keep the pennies coming in (got a family to support etc - not forgetting trying to get my first signed banksy print). Suppose i could be classed as a bit of an odd job man.

I'm a senior conflicts of interest officer at a large international law firm.

Wow Tomega! Interesting life story!

I used to be a waitress in a cocktail bar.

Software consultant/designer/developer whatever. Used to be web focussed, but pretty much anything now, with a focus on RFID technologies.