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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by jboy on Aug 23, 2007 23:26:02 GMT 1, Go for it. This is turning into one of the funniest threads ever.
There is nothing funnier than a smell.
Especially of A-HOLE.
J
Go for it. This is turning into one of the funniest threads ever.
There is nothing funnier than a smell.
Especially of A-HOLE.
J
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romanywg
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by romanywg on Aug 23, 2007 23:26:13 GMT 1, Definately the Rene Gagnon canvases. Followed closely by L.E.T.'s army bunny print.
Definately the Rene Gagnon canvases. Followed closely by L.E.T.'s army bunny print.
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by baldwin on Aug 23, 2007 23:26:40 GMT 1, IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ THIS! Feel free to delete this Silk ;D ..........
A bloke pulls this girl in a club and takes here home
They start getting into it and he goes down on her...
...'PHWORRR!!! What's that smell?!' he shouts.
She replies, 'I'm sorry, I've got arthritis'
'How the hell can arthritis cause that smell?, he asks
'I haven't been able to was my ass for a week!, she replied
Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star?
IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ THIS! Feel free to delete this Silk ;D ..........
A bloke pulls this girl in a club and takes here home
They start getting into it and he goes down on her...
...'PHWORRR!!! What's that smell?!' he shouts.
She replies, 'I'm sorry, I've got arthritis'
'How the hell can arthritis cause that smell?, he asks
'I haven't been able to was my ass for a week!, she replied
Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star?
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by jboy on Aug 23, 2007 23:27:32 GMT 1, IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ THIS! Feel free to delete this Silk ;D .......... A bloke pulls this girl in a club and takes here home They start getting into it and he goes down on her... ...'PHWORRR!!! What's that smell?!' he shouts. She replies, 'I'm sorry, I've got arthritis' 'How the hell can arthritis cause that smell?, he asks 'I haven't been able to was my ass for a week!, she replied Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
brilliant
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ THIS! Feel free to delete this Silk ;D .......... A bloke pulls this girl in a club and takes here home They start getting into it and he goes down on her... ...'PHWORRR!!! What's that smell?!' he shouts. She replies, 'I'm sorry, I've got arthritis' 'How the hell can arthritis cause that smell?, he asks 'I haven't been able to was my ass for a week!, she replied Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by dave313perry on Aug 23, 2007 23:28:41 GMT 1, quality - wish i could was my ass 
quality - wish i could was my ass |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by jboy on Aug 23, 2007 23:30:44 GMT 1, quality - wish i could was my ass
Was your ass?
The most confusing question ever.
quality - wish i could was my ass Was your ass? The most confusing question ever. |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by baldwin on Aug 23, 2007 23:30:46 GMT 1, I'm off now but I'm looking forward to seeing the backlash of that tomorow. ;D
I'm off now but I'm looking forward to seeing the backlash of that tomorow. ;D
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daveh
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by daveh on Aug 23, 2007 23:30:51 GMT 1, Silky you just triggered a joke...but its a long'un so bear with me Bloke goes for a job interview as a carpenter... s**thouse door from a Grimsby fishing boat ;D hope you laugh it took ages to type someone start a joke thread...im knackered after that 
Haha +1
Silky you just triggered a joke...but its a long'un so bear with me Bloke goes for a job interview as a carpenter... s**thouse door from a Grimsby fishing boat ;D hope you laugh it took ages to type someone start a joke thread...im knackered after that Haha +1 |
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bonesy
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by bonesy on Aug 23, 2007 23:32:27 GMT 1, My canvas by Rene dosent smell at all, maybe the layers and layers of glossy overcoat sealed it.
When I unzip my portfolio it stinks like Bast's studio. I dont think its really a paint smell more an old warehouse smell as I think some of the prints had been layin around the warehouse space for years 
My canvas by Rene dosent smell at all, maybe the layers and layers of glossy overcoat sealed it. When I unzip my portfolio it stinks like Bast's studio. I dont think its really a paint smell more an old warehouse smell as I think some of the prints had been layin around the warehouse space for years |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by rabbitlegs on Aug 23, 2007 23:32:33 GMT 1, come on! keep'em comin...(silky is asleep  )
come on! keep'em comin...(silky is asleep ) |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by dave313perry on Aug 23, 2007 23:34:05 GMT 1, ok Banksy forum hits a new low..
Yo Mamma is so smelly,
she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.
(not directed at anyone inparticular)
ok Banksy forum hits a new low.. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. (not directed at anyone inparticular) |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by Daniel Silk on Aug 23, 2007 23:34:32 GMT 1, come on! keep'em comin...(silky is asleep )
Yep, Im just off keep it going lads ;D
come on! keep'em comin...(silky is asleep ) Yep, Im just off keep it going lads ;D |
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daveh
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by daveh on Aug 23, 2007 23:34:49 GMT 1, Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star?
and +1 for that whenever I've recharged my respectability
Can I get some sort of award for bringing this forum to a new low please? Maybe a brown star? and +1 for that whenever I've recharged my respectability |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by rabbitlegs on Aug 23, 2007 23:36:40 GMT 1, ok Banksy forum hits a new low.. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. (not directed at anyone inparticular)
Im gonna bury my kitty if it dont stop pissin on the chair arm!
all I have to do is lean over to grab my brew and thats it my sleeve stinks  wash the setee 5 times a day it has a fascination with rubbing itself and pissing on the chair arm......Honestly its RODENT. needs its nuts off or a new home
ok Banksy forum hits a new low.. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. (not directed at anyone inparticular) Im gonna bury my kitty if it dont stop pissin on the chair arm! all I have to do is lean over to grab my brew and thats it my sleeve stinks wash the setee 5 times a day it has a fascination with rubbing itself and pissing on the chair arm......Honestly its RODENT. needs its nuts off or a new home |
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tokyojeff
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by tokyojeff on Aug 23, 2007 23:37:45 GMT 1, OK I love this joke but only get frowns here at work :
Giraffe walks into a bar.
Has a good look around and then says:
EVERYONE.......HIGH BALLS ARE ON ME !
OK I love this joke but only get frowns here at work :
Giraffe walks into a bar.
Has a good look around and then says:
EVERYONE.......HIGH BALLS ARE ON ME !
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by jboy on Aug 23, 2007 23:39:37 GMT 1, ok Banksy forum hits a new low.. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. (not directed at anyone inparticular)
I still the best comeback ever (sorry if this offends) is no matter how intense the argument is - come back with...
YOUR MUM.
Straight to the point, catches people unaware, extremely childish and will eventually lead to a laugh and making up. Try it, its brilliant.
ok Banksy forum hits a new low.. Yo Mamma is so smelly, she was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her. (not directed at anyone inparticular) I still the best comeback ever (sorry if this offends) is no matter how intense the argument is - come back with... YOUR MUM. Straight to the point, catches people unaware, extremely childish and will eventually lead to a laugh and making up. Try it, its brilliant. |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by dave313perry on Aug 23, 2007 23:42:02 GMT 1, works everytime - unless the guy is 6 foot odd and about to pound you!
works everytime - unless the guy is 6 foot odd and about to pound you!
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by dave313perry on Aug 23, 2007 23:42:19 GMT 1, Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:-
10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.
9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.
8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.
6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.
5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I'LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).
4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.
3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.
2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.
1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!
Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:-
10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.
9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.
8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.
6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.
5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I'LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).
4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.
3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.
2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.
1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by rabbitlegs on Aug 24, 2007 0:19:23 GMT 1, another long one,but ive got no more smelly jokes left  'phew'
A couple are on their honeymoon 
Husband in bathroom on edge of bath thinking to himself 'How the hell do I tell my new wife Ive got really smelly feet and my socks totally guff'?
Ive managed so well to keep it from her while we were dating, but shes bound to find out sooner or later that my feet absolutely stink  now how do I tell her???
meanwhile, his wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself 'How do I tell my husband Ive got really bad breath'? Ive been very lucky to hide it while we have been courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week,he's sure to suss me out..now how do I tell him gently???
The husband finally picks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom,over to the bed,climbs over to his wife puts his arm around her neck...moves his face close to hers and says...'Darling Ive got a confession to make'
and she says 'so have I love'
To which he replies 'Don't tell me...You've eaten my socks'
ahhh the old ones are the best
right Im all outa smelly jokes and it seems everyone is in bed....
another long one,but ive got no more smelly jokes left 'phew' A couple are on their honeymoon Husband in bathroom on edge of bath thinking to himself 'How the hell do I tell my new wife Ive got really smelly feet and my socks totally guff'? Ive managed so well to keep it from her while we were dating, but shes bound to find out sooner or later that my feet absolutely stink now how do I tell her??? meanwhile, his wife is sitting in the bed saying to herself 'How do I tell my husband Ive got really bad breath'? Ive been very lucky to hide it while we have been courting, but as soon as he's lived with me for a week,he's sure to suss me out..now how do I tell him gently??? The husband finally picks up enough courage to tell his wife and so he walks into the bedroom,over to the bed,climbs over to his wife puts his arm around her neck...moves his face close to hers and says...'Darling Ive got a confession to make' and she says 'so have I love' To which he replies 'Don't tell me...You've eaten my socks' ahhh the old ones are the best right Im all outa smelly jokes and it seems everyone is in bed.... |
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by jboy on Aug 24, 2007 0:20:20 GMT 1, MY DOG HAS NO NOSE.
HOW DOES HE SMELL?
AWFUL.
MY DOG HAS NO NOSE.
HOW DOES HE SMELL?
AWFUL.
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by rabbitlegs on Aug 24, 2007 0:27:10 GMT 1, damn...I only heard that one last week, could have saved me half hr of typing :-)
damn...I only heard that one last week, could have saved me half hr of typing :-)
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Whats your most smelly Banksy print?, by Daniel Silk on Aug 24, 2007 12:35:24 GMT 1, MY DOG HAS NO NOSE. HOW DOES HE SMELL? AWFUL.
And he wonders why he only has 1 respect point ;D ;D ;D
MY DOG HAS NO NOSE. HOW DOES HE SMELL? AWFUL. And he wonders why he only has 1 respect point ;D ;D ;D |
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wash the setee 5 times a day 
'phew'
now how do I tell her???
