danmuppet
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WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 8:50:53 GMT 1, Just opened my cupboard and I swear The WORST ever smell came out of it! Had someone died or had a rat got stuck in it- no! Then it came to me ART CARBOOT FAIR 2011! Thanks Gavin Turk for selling me a 25 quid egg that would of course crack one day ( they said it would set hard inside- i am a plonker for believing it)! Any way all that bought 1 , get rid now, it ain't ever going to be worth jack and it will crack on u one day! Happy new year to one and all!
Just opened my cupboard and I swear The WORST ever smell came out of it! Had someone died or had a rat got stuck in it- no! Then it came to me ART CARBOOT FAIR 2011! Thanks Gavin Turk for selling me a 25 quid egg that would of course crack one day ( they said it would set hard inside- i am a plonker for believing it)! Any way all that bought 1 , get rid now, it ain't ever going to be worth jack and it will crack on u one day! Happy new year to one and all!
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WARNING, by bernard on Dec 31, 2011 9:04:46 GMT 1, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the yolks on you then!. They dont half stink when they go off though.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the yolks on you then!. They dont half stink when they go off though.
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danmuppet
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WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 9:17:52 GMT 1, Thanks mate! I have never smelt anything so bad ever! I want e refund from Gavin to be honest!
Thanks mate! I have never smelt anything so bad ever! I want e refund from Gavin to be honest!
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WARNING, by bernard on Dec 31, 2011 9:22:47 GMT 1, Email him and complain, i bet he will say something like its all part of the idea of the piece though.
I can smell that egg just by thinking about it now!
Email him and complain, i bet he will say something like its all part of the idea of the piece though.
I can smell that egg just by thinking about it now!
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Dec 31, 2011 10:30:30 GMT 1
WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 10:30:30 GMT 1, Great video! Wish she would of smashed mine 6 months ago- VILE! What do u think, should I go for a refund;)!
Great video! Wish she would of smashed mine 6 months ago- VILE! What do u think, should I go for a refund;)!
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saint
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Dec 31, 2011 10:32:11 GMT 1
WARNING, by saint on Dec 31, 2011 10:32:11 GMT 1, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the yolks on you then!. They dont half stink when they go off though.
haha!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! the yolks on you then!. They dont half stink when they go off though. haha!
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hlarmy
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WARNING, by hlarmy on Dec 31, 2011 10:41:03 GMT 1, Did you tickle it so much that it cracked up?
The Jago thread was good, this one has potential as well. Sorry Dan but I couldn't help but laugh when I read this. They were only about £10 weren't they so, I wouldn't bother with trying to get a refund!
Did you tickle it so much that it cracked up? The Jago thread was good, this one has potential as well. Sorry Dan but I couldn't help but laugh when I read this. They were only about £10 weren't they so, I wouldn't bother with trying to get a refund!
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Dec 31, 2011 10:44:36 GMT 1
WARNING, by rottenredrooster on Dec 31, 2011 10:44:36 GMT 1, Bad luck.
I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process.
Bad luck.
I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process.
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Dec 31, 2011 10:48:13 GMT 1
WARNING, by naughtyshorty on Dec 31, 2011 10:48:13 GMT 1, Hilarious. I hate "lazy" art like that. It's like the artist just can't be bothered and just wants to exploit their position. Funny video
Hilarious. I hate "lazy" art like that. It's like the artist just can't be bothered and just wants to exploit their position. Funny video
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Dec 31, 2011 10:50:10 GMT 1
WARNING, by bernard on Dec 31, 2011 10:50:10 GMT 1, Great video! Wish she would of smashed mine 6 months ago- VILE! What do u think, should I go for a refund;)!
Yer you could try that, i hear (Fry)day is a good day for him but dont get too (eggs)ited about a reply, the whole thing stinks really.
Apols........
More.........
Great video! Wish she would of smashed mine 6 months ago- VILE! What do u think, should I go for a refund;)! Yer you could try that, i hear (Fry)day is a good day for him but dont get too (eggs)ited about a reply, the whole thing stinks really. Apols........ More.........
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Dec 31, 2011 10:52:01 GMT 1
WARNING, by Deleted on Dec 31, 2011 10:52:01 GMT 1, They should have put whole in each end and blown the inside out. I believe when egg collecting was rife, this is what they used to do. Thankfully it doesn't go on so much these days.
I'd go for a replacement rather than a refund, but get something more substancial like a brick.
They should have put whole in each end and blown the inside out. I believe when egg collecting was rife, this is what they used to do. Thankfully it doesn't go on so much these days.
I'd go for a replacement rather than a refund, but get something more substancial like a brick.
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Dec 31, 2011 10:53:05 GMT 1
WARNING, by rottenredrooster on Dec 31, 2011 10:53:05 GMT 1, Hilarious. I hate "lazy" art like that. It's like the artist just can't be bothered and just wants to exploit their position. Funny video
Agree to an extent. I wouldn't go as far to call it lazy as I always thought the whole point of the eggs and napkins was to over time degrade.
Talking of the eggs, I wonder what will happen to the ostrich ones..
However would love to see more of this...
Hilarious. I hate "lazy" art like that. It's like the artist just can't be bothered and just wants to exploit their position. Funny video Agree to an extent. I wouldn't go as far to call it lazy as I always thought the whole point of the eggs and napkins was to over time degrade. Talking of the eggs, I wonder what will happen to the ostrich ones.. However would love to see more of this...
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Dec 31, 2011 10:54:04 GMT 1
WARNING, by xmyart on Dec 31, 2011 10:54:04 GMT 1, thats a great vid. Good choice
thats a great vid. Good choice
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saint
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Dec 31, 2011 10:54:44 GMT 1
WARNING, by saint on Dec 31, 2011 10:54:44 GMT 1, This is eggactly why i didnt buy one....
This is eggactly why i didnt buy one....
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WARNING, by Deleted on Dec 31, 2011 11:05:41 GMT 1, Is this a serious thread?
Is this a serious thread?
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danmuppet
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Dec 31, 2011 11:24:04 GMT 1
WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 11:24:04 GMT 1, 25 quid hlarmy!
25 quid hlarmy!
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Dec 31, 2011 12:49:38 GMT 1
WARNING, by freeview on Dec 31, 2011 12:49:38 GMT 1, Did you really think you could keep an egg forever ?
Did you really think you could keep an egg forever ?
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danmuppet
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Dec 31, 2011 12:58:54 GMT 1
WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 12:58:54 GMT 1, No did not think it would last forever ( even though they said it would- gullible )! Then forgot about it till today!
No did not think it would last forever ( even though they said it would- gullible )! Then forgot about it till today!
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Dec 31, 2011 13:36:57 GMT 1
WARNING, by Warm Gun on Dec 31, 2011 13:36:57 GMT 1, Haha, that's pretty funny. Turk is such a plum. He mugs people off with his awful 'art' by pretending he's making an artistic, ironic statement, art from everyday inanimate objects. A false hoodwinking of the art establishment. He's created a grand illusion whereby those that purchase his 'creations' feel that they are in on his epic, deep, intellectual concept, they feel as one with his ideas, they have discovered that Eureka moment of 'I get it', I'm in on the joke, many will fall at the first hurdle and fail to understand it but not me! In reality he's just a chancer pedaling s**te and laughing behind everyone's backs.(or even at their faces) The fact that he didn't even bother to make the eggs safe shows what contempt he has for all his mug punters. (no offence meant)
....Or perhaps it's a genuinely profound and ironic statement that's he making here, maybe it symbolises the decay of beauty, an example of evolutionary perfection brought about by Milena of adaptation yet not even the humble egg can ward off the inevitable radioactive disintegration of matter. Yeah right. He's just the Del Boy of the Urban art scene.
Haha, that's pretty funny. Turk is such a plum. He mugs people off with his awful 'art' by pretending he's making an artistic, ironic statement, art from everyday inanimate objects. A false hoodwinking of the art establishment. He's created a grand illusion whereby those that purchase his 'creations' feel that they are in on his epic, deep, intellectual concept, they feel as one with his ideas, they have discovered that Eureka moment of 'I get it', I'm in on the joke, many will fall at the first hurdle and fail to understand it but not me! In reality he's just a chancer pedaling s**te and laughing behind everyone's backs.(or even at their faces) The fact that he didn't even bother to make the eggs safe shows what contempt he has for all his mug punters. (no offence meant)
....Or perhaps it's a genuinely profound and ironic statement that's he making here, maybe it symbolises the decay of beauty, an example of evolutionary perfection brought about by Milena of adaptation yet not even the humble egg can ward off the inevitable radioactive disintegration of matter. Yeah right. He's just the Del Boy of the Urban art scene.
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danmuppet
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Dec 31, 2011 13:51:01 GMT 1
WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 13:51:01 GMT 1, Plus 1 wargum
Plus 1 wargum
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WARNING, by basho on Dec 31, 2011 14:07:03 GMT 1, People bought a signed egg!!!
People bought a signed egg!!!
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Dec 31, 2011 14:09:04 GMT 1
WARNING, by rowan on Dec 31, 2011 14:09:04 GMT 1, So he's just another Mr Brainwash? Ha ha
So he's just another Mr Brainwash? Ha ha
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Dec 31, 2011 14:17:47 GMT 1
WARNING, by maumau93 on Dec 31, 2011 14:17:47 GMT 1, i bet he made a mint off that!!! that video woulda been much cooler if she had fallen on the table and collapsed it them smashed them all!!!
i must say you are a fool to buy an egg for £25!!! i think gavin turk is worse than brainwash as gavin turks work has has absolutely no thought behind it!!! (or to much, either way he is still an arse hole for selling his shite for to much money!) i might of under stood if he sold the eggs for 50p or sumin...
i bet he made a mint off that!!! that video woulda been much cooler if she had fallen on the table and collapsed it them smashed them all!!!
i must say you are a fool to buy an egg for £25!!! i think gavin turk is worse than brainwash as gavin turks work has has absolutely no thought behind it!!! (or to much, either way he is still an arse hole for selling his shite for to much money!) i might of under stood if he sold the eggs for 50p or sumin...
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danmuppet
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Dec 31, 2011 14:26:01 GMT 1
WARNING, by danmuppet on Dec 31, 2011 14:26:01 GMT 1, I know guys I am a muppet for buying it in the first place !
I know guys I am a muppet for buying it in the first place !
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Dec 31, 2011 14:37:05 GMT 1
WARNING, by rottenredrooster on Dec 31, 2011 14:37:05 GMT 1, Maybe I'm on my own here, but I wouldn't dismiss Gavin Turk as being 'another Mr. Brainwash' or someone who doesn't put any thought into his art.
Now I'm no fan of the eggs, napkins, bin bags, blocks of bread or even the turkey foil. However, I would say that he does put thought in and his work does provoke interesting interpretations (even if ones interpretation of his work is shit).
I quite like the Elvis series, but have to say he does seem to have gone a bit down hill since around 2001.
Anyway just my opinion.
Maybe I'm on my own here, but I wouldn't dismiss Gavin Turk as being 'another Mr. Brainwash' or someone who doesn't put any thought into his art.
Now I'm no fan of the eggs, napkins, bin bags, blocks of bread or even the turkey foil. However, I would say that he does put thought in and his work does provoke interesting interpretations (even if ones interpretation of his work is shit).
I quite like the Elvis series, but have to say he does seem to have gone a bit down hill since around 2001.
Anyway just my opinion.
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Dec 31, 2011 14:42:08 GMT 1
WARNING, by johnnyh on Dec 31, 2011 14:42:08 GMT 1, Bad luck. I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process.
Fair point mate However I have met a woman who could help out here!!!!!!!
More available at www.lovetobloweggs.com
Bad luck. I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process. Fair point mate However I have met a woman who could help out here!!!!!!! More available at www.lovetobloweggs.com
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Dec 31, 2011 14:43:51 GMT 1
WARNING, by rottenredrooster on Dec 31, 2011 14:43:51 GMT 1, Bad luck. I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process. Fair point mate However I have met a woman who could help out here!!!!!!! More available at www.lovetobloweggs.com
Hahaha ;D
Bad luck. I did wonder how they would manage to blow hundreds of eggs as it seems to be quite a lengthly process. Fair point mate However I have met a woman who could help out here!!!!!!! More available at www.lovetobloweggs.comHahaha ;D
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Dec 31, 2011 14:46:52 GMT 1
WARNING, by johnnyh on Dec 31, 2011 14:46:52 GMT 1, Ps if you clicked the link you are As sad as Dan no offense meant Dan but it is funny.
;D ;D ;D if you clicked the link........ I did and I already new it was made up!!!!!
Ps if you clicked the link you are As sad as Dan no offense meant Dan but it is funny.
;D ;D ;D if you clicked the link........ I did and I already new it was made up!!!!!
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Dec 31, 2011 14:57:55 GMT 1
WARNING, by bernard on Dec 31, 2011 14:57:55 GMT 1, I like Gavin Turks stuff as well RR, just seems in this case it wasnt thought through properly, or maybe it was and he is at home watching telly pissing himself laughing at the well timed stinky eggs popping open worldwide.
Shit, i clicked the link.
I like Gavin Turks stuff as well RR, just seems in this case it wasnt thought through properly, or maybe it was and he is at home watching telly pissing himself laughing at the well timed stinky eggs popping open worldwide.
Shit, i clicked the link.
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Dec 31, 2011 15:31:28 GMT 1
WARNING, by love on Dec 31, 2011 15:31:28 GMT 1, I'm sure Mr. Invader used this eggs for his £300 waffles.
I'm sure Mr. Invader used this eggs for his £300 waffles.
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