Lol who cares looks and acts like Kevin from Harry Enfield brilliantly he should go on telly doing that, he is a very naughty boy go make some cool art people want to buy! He goes on about publicity and that's all he wants without having to do all the work other artists do, he got all wrong make some cool pictures and put all your efforts into that instead of annoying a very nice head of security.

Jumped the shark (that's IF it is cartrain)

seen phoneshop? security guard made me think of:

Yawn...

O.M.G! Cartrain = Keyop from "Battle Of The Planets".



He's an annoying little t**t who's ears stick through his hair too.



Brrrrrr-Be-Dip-Boop

Bitchin' cartoon, doh. Innit.

Don't want to wind up the anti-pc brigade but I think it is better defined as learning difficulties or special-needs rather than mentally disabled.

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LOL ;D

My God that was painfully cringing to watch, I only made it halfway through the clip until I became bored of that stupid annoying child and his whiny voice. He had nothing to say and said it without conviction. I'm genuinely embarrassed for the kid, what a tool. I just wanted the security guard to bitch slap the smug buffoon to the ground......that didn't happen later on did it?

Peacefully or pointlessly ? ;D

How's it funny pistol?.

I't might have been funny if he had had something worthwhile to say other than just repeating the same old pointless nonsense. Perhaps he could have conducted the interview in the style of a flamboyant game show host, that may have made me smile.

It would have been funny if he had got a severely over the top hissyfit reaction from the security bloke (who had all the best lines) but he just stayed cool and outshone him by far. Perhaps he could have pulled a cream flan from his baggy trousers and pied his face?.....might have raised a grin?

It may have been funny if he'd been carried off by a team of his mates dressed as camp security guards and dumped on the public pavement in a mock law enforcement scene.

It might have been slightly humorous if he'd dressed as a baby or a squirrel or was naked but for a Damien Hirst diamond encrusted skull covering his tiny genitals. Heck, he should have worn suspenders and a gimp mask and begged him to sit on his lap. I'd have laughed at that.

It might have been funny if he'd painted Damien Hirst is my gay dad on his t-shirt or surrounded himself in colourful poodles in formaldehyde or even just told a funny joke or did something just a tiny bit amusing like develop a personality but he just fucking sat there with nothing to say and nothing to show. I suspect he went completely unnoticed for the entirety of the other 3 hours and 55 minutes he sat there.

Monty Pythons it aint.

I really dont see the point in this Cartrain stunt. Ive kept on the outskirts of all Cartrain related threads but have felt compelled to comment on this.

What was his point he was trying to get across? He chose that location for the publicity and 'shock' factor, but I still dont see the point. All I could see was an artist riding the coat tails of an established artist and also riding the wake of his previous stunts.

The security guard was so calm and professional throughout this video it makes Cartrain look stupid. If you have a point to make then make it. Make a spectacle of yourself if you want attention. What was the point of sitting here holding your portfolio? Yes you are getting some attention from us lot, but its pretty much all bad attention.
To rely on 'any publicity as good publicity' is thoroughly naive. Are you an artist that wants to make a statement? If so, what is your statement? Are you looking to improve you publicity catchment area to sell prints? If so, this aspect of publicity isn't working in your favour.
Im not having a dig, im just totally confused with your approach. It just seems like you are trying to goad the security guard into saying or doing something to use in your favour.

All of your stunts so far have, in my opinion, been childish and copycat like.
The whole concept of challenging authority is developed by people day in, day out. This video, if it is about challenging authority, is poor.

Nothing about this video endears me to Cartrain. If anything, it does the opposite.

If that really is cartrain then it explains an awful lot!!!!

39 comments on this thread in 5 hours. 14 comments on the upcoming Blek show in 3 days. That is the point. He IS funny, he does get noticed, he does incite very emotive reactions in people.

Cartrain IS ART...long may he live...

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about....and that is not being talked about..."

Go take on a bank, big corporations, some cunt who's truly evil, don't pussy foot around with art establishments, its not very interesting or real, just straight up boring and pointless.

Toughen up Princess.