Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 20, 2016 11:09:59 GMT 1, Well, it's that time of year again. The time when artists around the world suddenly find inspiration in hearts and all things romantic. And my washing machine has broken.
In the spirit of this romantically inspired period, I am opening my creative heart and letting my artistic juices once again flow onto paper. Not only that, but to show my love for you and money, I'm slashing my usual commission prices.
Are you stuck, both in a relationship and for Valentine's Day gift ideas? Terrified at the prospect of another day of not talking to each other, simply because you bought your significant other some boring flowers or a DVD?
Want to show them just how much you care about them?
Then why not pay me, an artist, to draw them? Give them the gift of art this Valentine's Day. And we all know that you can't spell "Heart" without "Art"......
For just ยฃ15, I will draw your significant other, in ink, on paper. And what's ยฃ15 these days? Half a red rose? A couple of packets of cigarettes? A take-away meal for one?
You don't even have to show me a picture of them. In fact, it's better if I don't know what they look like, that way, I can't be realistically expected to capture their likeness.
Simply tell me a few things about them, their likes or dislikes, and I can create something like this;
I can also do pets, if your significant other is a non-human animal and you like to buy them Valentine's gifts.
Simply contact me either through here or my Facebook page.
TERMS & CONDITIONS:
Size of the paper will be A4. If you want smaller, it's your job to cut it down to the size you require. Want it larger, then it's your job to stick bits of paper to the outside of it.
Likenesses may vary.
Some drawings will undoubtedly be better than others.
Like in life, you (or your partner) may end up disappointed.
For drawings with multiple figures, more money will be required. I don't do crowd scenes.
If the subject of the drawing is in a wheelchair or has a physical disability (not including complete blindness), then for f**k's sake please tell me beforehand.
Please keep in mind that the closer to February 14th, the harder it will be for me to get the drawing to you in time for Valentine's Day.
I reserve the right to cease taking commissions at any time, or once I have enough money for a new washing machine.
Well, it's that time of year again. The time when artists around the world suddenly find inspiration in hearts and all things romantic. And my washing machine has broken.
In the spirit of this romantically inspired period, I am opening my creative heart and letting my artistic juices once again flow onto paper. Not only that, but to show my love for you and money, I'm slashing my usual commission prices.
Are you stuck, both in a relationship and for Valentine's Day gift ideas? Terrified at the prospect of another day of not talking to each other, simply because you bought your significant other some boring flowers or a DVD?
Want to show them just how much you care about them?
Then why not pay me, an artist, to draw them? Give them the gift of art this Valentine's Day. And we all know that you can't spell "Heart" without "Art"......
For just ยฃ15, I will draw your significant other, in ink, on paper. And what's ยฃ15 these days? Half a red rose? A couple of packets of cigarettes? A take-away meal for one?
You don't even have to show me a picture of them. In fact, it's better if I don't know what they look like, that way, I can't be realistically expected to capture their likeness.
Simply tell me a few things about them, their likes or dislikes, and I can create something like this;
I can also do pets, if your significant other is a non-human animal and you like to buy them Valentine's gifts.
Simply contact me either through here or my Facebook page.
TERMS & CONDITIONS:
Size of the paper will be A4. If you want smaller, it's your job to cut it down to the size you require. Want it larger, then it's your job to stick bits of paper to the outside of it.
Likenesses may vary.
Some drawings will undoubtedly be better than others.
Like in life, you (or your partner) may end up disappointed.
For drawings with multiple figures, more money will be required. I don't do crowd scenes.
If the subject of the drawing is in a wheelchair or has a physical disability (not including complete blindness), then for f**k's sake please tell me beforehand.
Please keep in mind that the closer to February 14th, the harder it will be for me to get the drawing to you in time for Valentine's Day.
I reserve the right to cease taking commissions at any time, or once I have enough money for a new washing machine. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 11:12:40 GMT 1, Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ?
Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ?
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 20, 2016 11:21:26 GMT 1, Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ? Cards? I'll be honest, I hadn't thought of doing cards. I could make cards I suppose if someone really wanted one? They'd be like one of my handmade Christmas cards. And they're about the size of a crudely folded in half comic book backing board.
Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ? Cards? I'll be honest, I hadn't thought of doing cards. I could make cards I suppose if someone really wanted one? They'd be like one of my handmade Christmas cards. And they're about the size of a crudely folded in half comic book backing board.
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Fake on Jan 20, 2016 11:32:36 GMT 1, You are a Boss!
You are a Boss!
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Coach on Jan 20, 2016 12:05:26 GMT 1, Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely?
#ihatevalentinesday
Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely?
#ihatevalentinesday
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 20, 2016 13:36:01 GMT 1, Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely? #ihatevalentinesday
Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely? #ihatevalentinesday If we're talking about art, I'm sure I can help you out. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Coach on Jan 20, 2016 13:48:00 GMT 1, Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely? #ihatevalentinesday If we're talking about art, I'm sure I can help you out.
I should have made that very clear. Yes, art!
Super. I'll pm you.
Dr, what can you do for those of us that are single, sad and lonely? #ihatevalentinesday If we're talking about art, I'm sure I can help you out. I should have made that very clear. Yes, art! Super. I'll pm you. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by 11 on Jan 20, 2016 13:48:53 GMT 1, I do have one of Dr Plips exclusive 1/1 canvases that I can consider part with for ยฃ1700 net on me plus postage costs. No wankers please. 
I do have one of Dr Plips exclusive 1/1 canvases that I can consider part with for ยฃ1700 net on me plus postage costs. No wankers please. If I cant wank over it I don't want it - has even more appeal if its laminated |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 20, 2016 13:51:59 GMT 1, Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ?
Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ? "..use a machine.." LOL. Yeah, I bash them flat with an old typewriter. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 15:23:18 GMT 1, Im in Dr. will email you.
Im in Dr. will email you.
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Deleted on Jan 20, 2016 17:23:28 GMT 1, Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ? "..use a machine.." LOL. Yeah, I bash them flat with an old typewriter.
Do you fold the cards by hand or use a special machine and is it extra ? "..use a machine.." LOL. Yeah, I bash them flat with an old typewriter. Mechanical, electric or braile? |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 21, 2016 13:17:11 GMT 1, So anyway, I've found some plain white "greeting card" blanks. So anyone wanting a drawing for VD day can either have it on A4 paper or on a greeting card. All professional like. Blank interior, so you can write your own message inside.
Oh, the cards measure 13 x 18cm. So the drawing will be smaller than the A4 ones. So please keep that in mind.
Thank you. End of message.
So anyway, I've found some plain white "greeting card" blanks. So anyone wanting a drawing for VD day can either have it on A4 paper or on a greeting card. All professional like. Blank interior, so you can write your own message inside.
Oh, the cards measure 13 x 18cm. So the drawing will be smaller than the A4 ones. So please keep that in mind.
Thank you. End of message.
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 23, 2016 12:07:40 GMT 1, Just a reminder.
If you have a partner that is magical and you'd like them drawn as a gift for Valentine's Day, then this is the kind of thing that I can do.
And just to warn you, as we get closer to Valentine's Day, my prices will go up and the quality of the drawings will go down....
Just a reminder.
If you have a partner that is magical and you'd like them drawn as a gift for Valentine's Day, then this is the kind of thing that I can do.
And just to warn you, as we get closer to Valentine's Day, my prices will go up and the quality of the drawings will go down.... |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Jan 28, 2016 11:49:44 GMT 1, Someone has asked whether the materials I use are archival.
No they aren't. In fact my drawing will damage your entire art collection.
Someone has asked whether the materials I use are archival.
No they aren't. In fact my drawing will damage your entire art collection.
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 1, 2016 17:16:25 GMT 1, And I also offer a framing service. For a small fee, I can arrange to have your loved one implicated in a crime they didn't commit.
And I also offer a framing service. For a small fee, I can arrange to have your loved one implicated in a crime they didn't commit.
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Aza on Feb 1, 2016 17:20:30 GMT 1, 
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Steph Rat Catcher on Feb 1, 2016 22:13:52 GMT 1, Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine
it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x
Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Lroy on Feb 1, 2016 22:28:26 GMT 1, Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x
thanks Steph
Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x thanks Steph |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 1, 2016 22:49:53 GMT 1, Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine
Love these, too bad I don't have a valentine With those legs and that sense of humour? I can't believe it. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by ed on Feb 1, 2016 23:04:58 GMT 1, Do you still need the money / have the time to get one to me if I said I wanted one?
I'm single and spend alot of my spare time reading stuff on here - would a romantic valentines scene of me and a forum member of your choice be too creepy?
Do you still need the money / have the time to get one to me if I said I wanted one?
I'm single and spend alot of my spare time reading stuff on here - would a romantic valentines scene of me and a forum member of your choice be too creepy?
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Steph Rat Catcher on Feb 1, 2016 23:08:58 GMT 1, it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x thanks Steph
it's funny that 11 was saying exactly the same thing today ? Funny old world hay x thanks Steph Arrrr L.ROY I GOT A VALENTINE FOR YEA |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 1, 2016 23:11:16 GMT 1, Do you still need the money / have the time to get one to me if I said I wanted one? I'm single and spend alot of my spare time reading stuff on here - would a romantic valentines scene of me and a forum member of your choice be too creepy?
Do you still need the money / have the time to get one to me if I said I wanted one? I'm single and spend alot of my spare time reading stuff on here - would a romantic valentines scene of me and a forum member of your choice be too creepy? What kind of thing do you have in mind? I can do romantic scenes. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by ed on Feb 1, 2016 23:13:35 GMT 1, That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets
That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 1, 2016 23:14:02 GMT 1, I've gotta say, when I asked for a bit of information about the special people in your lives, the number of you that have told me your partner likes a drink and hates how much you spend on art....
I've gotta say, when I asked for a bit of information about the special people in your lives, the number of you that have told me your partner likes a drink and hates how much you spend on art....
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 1, 2016 23:14:58 GMT 1, That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets
That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets Believe it or not, I already have a drawing around here somewhere, of a man wearing nothing but a packet of crisps. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by ed on Feb 1, 2016 23:15:56 GMT 1, That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets Believe it or not, I already have a drawing around here somewhere, of a man wearing nothing but a packet of crisps.
I think we have a deal.
That was practically my weekend, minus the other person with more crisp packets Believe it or not, I already have a drawing around here somewhere, of a man wearing nothing but a packet of crisps. I think we have a deal. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Lroy on Feb 1, 2016 23:18:44 GMT 1, Arrrr L.ROY I GOT A VALENTINE FOR YEA
Arrrr L.ROY I GOT A VALENTINE FOR YEA Ahahah :-D!! Dis dripping one ? the best of wall ! |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Lroy on Feb 2, 2016 11:15:55 GMT 1, Arrrr L.ROY I GOT A VALENTINE FOR YEA
i know at who do you think :-)
Arrrr L.ROY I GOT A VALENTINE FOR YEA i know at who do you think :-) |
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Dr Plip
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Dr Plip on Feb 4, 2016 21:29:30 GMT 1, To anyone that's commissioned a drawing from me as a present for their partner on Valentine's Day, I strongly advise that you don't make it their main present. I. CANNOT. EMPHASISE. THIS. ENOUGH.
Thank you and good luck.
To anyone that's commissioned a drawing from me as a present for their partner on Valentine's Day, I strongly advise that you don't make it their main present. I. CANNOT. EMPHASISE. THIS. ENOUGH.
Thank you and good luck. |
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DR PLIP'S LOVE COMMISSION - VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL, by Aza on Feb 4, 2016 21:42:27 GMT 1, Sorry, but this responsibility DOES fall on you
Sorry, but this responsibility DOES fall on you |
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