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Banksy Toaster, by Schrödinger's Chat on Apr 1, 2019 11:06:41 GMT 1, Looking for a new toaster?
STENCIL YOUR TOAST It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew
www.thinkgeek.com/product/lgqu/
Looking for a new toaster? STENCIL YOUR TOAST It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew www.thinkgeek.com/product/lgqu/
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overend
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Banksy Toaster, by overend on Apr 1, 2019 11:16:24 GMT 1, Shredded soldiers 😉
Shredded soldiers 😉
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rebate
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Banksy Toaster, by rebate on Apr 1, 2019 11:22:13 GMT 1, MMMM a toaster that blackens the middle of your toast for you. If we grab Lroy a fireproof stencil, he can do this with pizza!
MMMM a toaster that blackens the middle of your toast for you. If we grab Lroy a fireproof stencil, he can do this with pizza!
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skAcid
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Banksy Toaster, by skAcid on Apr 1, 2019 11:23:02 GMT 1, Thanks for the heads up.
Just bought two, one for the new yacht.
STENCIL YOUR TOAST
It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread
We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle
The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew
$1,370,000.00 foodart
STENCIL YOUR TOAST
Banksy... How do we begin to explain Banksy? Banksy is flawless. He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. We also hear Banksy's hands are insured for $1,000,000. Each. We hear he does car commercials... in Japan. Banksy's favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, Banksy met John Stamos on a plane, and he told Banksy that he was pretty. One time Banksy punched us in the face... it was awesome. Okay, so some of that isn't true. We don't know a lot about Banksy because he's so secretive, but we do know he's got a passion for making street art.
But here's something no one but us knew about Banksy until recently: we share another passion - food. Especially toast. So obviously, we collaborated to bring you the best of both worlds: the Burned Bread Toaster by Banksy. Instead of shredding your bread, this toaster will put Banksy's artwork on your toast. But here's the thing. In true Banksy fashion (and keeping with the theme of anti-consumerism), you won't know which print you get until you put your bread in it. He wouldn't even tell us how many different prints were produced. So… like your guess is as good as ours.
As an avid anti-consumerist, Banksy also made a special request for the ad on this particular toaster. He wanted an honest ad with no promises and no marketing spin - just the facts. So, here's the anti-consumerist ad copy we were told to create:
This toaster will not provide you with happiness. It will not fill you with joy. It is a device that warms bread and burns art into it. It has no value. It has no higher purpose. If anything, it will only provide you with a temporary escape from the struggles in your daily life. Because at the end of the day, toast is toast. It's something you eat. And the fact that you can put avocado on it and take pictures of it for validation just means you're part of the problem. But we helped make this toaster possible, so we're part of the problem too.
Product Specifications
Burned Bread Toaster by Banksy
A ThinkGeek exclusive
Great for: toast, waffles, English muffins, or unfrosted toaster pastries
Can hold 2 slices at once
Multiple heating settings: reheat, defrost, and quickstop
Adjustable thermostat
Features a removable crumb tray
Materials: Stainless Steel
Power Supply: 110-120V, 60Hz, 570-680W
Care instructions: Hand wash only
Ages 16+
Thanks for the heads up. Just bought two, one for the new yacht. STENCIL YOUR TOAST
It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew $1,370,000.00 foodart
STENCIL YOUR TOAST
Banksy... How do we begin to explain Banksy? Banksy is flawless. He has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. We also hear Banksy's hands are insured for $1,000,000. Each. We hear he does car commercials... in Japan. Banksy's favorite movie is Varsity Blues. One time, Banksy met John Stamos on a plane, and he told Banksy that he was pretty. One time Banksy punched us in the face... it was awesome. Okay, so some of that isn't true. We don't know a lot about Banksy because he's so secretive, but we do know he's got a passion for making street art. But here's something no one but us knew about Banksy until recently: we share another passion - food. Especially toast. So obviously, we collaborated to bring you the best of both worlds: the Burned Bread Toaster by Banksy. Instead of shredding your bread, this toaster will put Banksy's artwork on your toast. But here's the thing. In true Banksy fashion (and keeping with the theme of anti-consumerism), you won't know which print you get until you put your bread in it. He wouldn't even tell us how many different prints were produced. So… like your guess is as good as ours. As an avid anti-consumerist, Banksy also made a special request for the ad on this particular toaster. He wanted an honest ad with no promises and no marketing spin - just the facts. So, here's the anti-consumerist ad copy we were told to create: This toaster will not provide you with happiness. It will not fill you with joy. It is a device that warms bread and burns art into it. It has no value. It has no higher purpose. If anything, it will only provide you with a temporary escape from the struggles in your daily life. Because at the end of the day, toast is toast. It's something you eat. And the fact that you can put avocado on it and take pictures of it for validation just means you're part of the problem. But we helped make this toaster possible, so we're part of the problem too. Product Specifications Burned Bread Toaster by Banksy A ThinkGeek exclusive Great for: toast, waffles, English muffins, or unfrosted toaster pastries Can hold 2 slices at once Multiple heating settings: reheat, defrost, and quickstop Adjustable thermostat Features a removable crumb tray Materials: Stainless Steel Power Supply: 110-120V, 60Hz, 570-680W Care instructions: Hand wash only Ages 16+
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k2
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Banksy Toaster, by k2 on Apr 1, 2019 11:32:36 GMT 1, Looking for a new toaster? STENCIL YOUR TOAST It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew www.thinkgeek.com/product/lgqu/ Meh. It could at least be screen-printed with marmite.
I'm out.
Looking for a new toaster? STENCIL YOUR TOAST It's a toaster that makes Banksy prints on your bread We don't know how many prints there are, so you could get something like Balloon Girl… or a squiggle The ultimate Banksy nod to the DryBreadZ Crew www.thinkgeek.com/product/lgqu/Meh. It could at least be screen-printed with marmite. I'm out.
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rebate
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Banksy Toaster, by rebate on Apr 1, 2019 16:45:18 GMT 1, "Care instructions: Hand wash only "
Theres something very Darwin awards about this!
"Care instructions: Hand wash only "
Theres something very Darwin awards about this!
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Banksy Toaster, by Lroy on Apr 1, 2019 17:09:57 GMT 1, MMMM a toaster that blackens the middle of your toast for you. If we grab Lroy a fireproof stencil, he can do this with pizza! My pizza are always too much cooked, even burnt ! we even would not see the stencil, lol !
I never ate toast... But why not ?
MMMM a toaster that blackens the middle of your toast for you. If we grab Lroy a fireproof stencil, he can do this with pizza! My pizza are always too much cooked, even burnt ! we even would not see the stencil, lol !
I never ate toast... But why not ?
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Banksy Toaster, by Rouen Cathedral on Apr 1, 2019 17:10:05 GMT 1, Banksy send his lawyers yet?
Banksy send his lawyers yet?
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Winks
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Banksy Toaster, by Winks on Apr 1, 2019 18:22:55 GMT 1, Perhaps Di faced toast would have been better
Perhaps Di faced toast would have been better
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Easy-Z
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Banksy Toaster, by Easy-Z on Apr 1, 2019 23:27:32 GMT 1, If people can sell toast w the Virgin Mary on it for $$$, this thing would pay for itself! Great April fools.
If people can sell toast w the Virgin Mary on it for $$$, this thing would pay for itself! Great April fools.
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