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had to share this, by jwart on Mar 24, 2010 0:16:51 GMT 1, sorry i know its not open mic night at the forum but a friend told me this and i just had to share it. a man goes into his local libarary and ask's the female assistant if she has any books on sex with dwarfs, the assistant is disgusted and replies you dirty litte man how can you stoop so low, the man replies thats the one do you have it  thats all from me ,thanks for coming,goodnight
sorry i know its not open mic night at the forum but a friend told me this and i just had to share it. a man goes into his local libarary and ask's the female assistant if she has any books on sex with dwarfs, the assistant is disgusted and replies you dirty litte man how can you stoop so low, the man replies thats the one do you have it thats all from me ,thanks for coming,goodnight |
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had to share this, by hoolz on Mar 24, 2010 1:20:11 GMT 1, ....A man goes to the doctor because he's feeling unwell. After a series of tests, the doc sits him down to deliver some bad news. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease". the man sits back in his seat, pauses and replies "Blimey, well at least it's not cancer".
Ithankyouverymuch
And to think I blew my first post on this 
....A man goes to the doctor because he's feeling unwell. After a series of tests, the doc sits him down to deliver some bad news. "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have cancer and Alzheimer's disease". the man sits back in his seat, pauses and replies "Blimey, well at least it's not cancer". Ithankyouverymuch And to think I blew my first post on this |
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dogzero
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had to share this, by dogzero on Mar 24, 2010 2:04:57 GMT 1, A dog goes into the telegram office and fills out the form : "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof." He gives the form to the man behind the counter and pays the telegram fee.
The man behind the counter says, "hey, you only have nine words here - you could have another woof for the same price."
"But it wouldn't make any sense then," replies the dog.
A dog goes into the telegram office and fills out the form : "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof." He gives the form to the man behind the counter and pays the telegram fee.
The man behind the counter says, "hey, you only have nine words here - you could have another woof for the same price."
"But it wouldn't make any sense then," replies the dog.
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dantefires
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had to share this, by dantefires on Mar 24, 2010 13:42:26 GMT 1, A Priest is teaching his son how to wank.
Dad, dad, this is amazing said an excited little Billy.
The Priest said, I know son and when you're older you can use your own c*ck.
Too low?
A Priest is teaching his son how to wank.
Dad, dad, this is amazing said an excited little Billy.
The Priest said, I know son and when you're older you can use your own c*ck.
Too low?
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had to share this, by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 13:47:21 GMT 1, A Priest is teaching his son how to wank. Dad, dad, this is amazing said an excited little Billy. The Priest said, I know son and when you're older you can use your own c*ck. Too low?
 ;D
A Priest is teaching his son how to wank. Dad, dad, this is amazing said an excited little Billy. The Priest said, I know son and when you're older you can use your own c*ck. Too low? ;D |
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had to share this, by jwart on Mar 24, 2010 13:55:58 GMT 1, the first word i used on the thread was sorry
the first word i used on the thread was sorry
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had to share this, by Deleted on Mar 24, 2010 14:05:34 GMT 1, keep them coming!
keep them coming!
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jacory
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had to share this, by jacory on Mar 24, 2010 15:22:23 GMT 1, looks like it is open mic night!
looks like it is open mic night!
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had to share this, by manchestermike on Mar 24, 2010 16:03:25 GMT 1, Apologies in advance to the PC people on here... 
Paddy's wife comes home from work and finds all of her sex toys nailed on the wall, in a line. She screams "you fucking stupid bastard, I said I wanted dado rail!"...
I hear Kate and Gerry McCann have taken part in a mile long charity run to raise money to help find missing people. The last time they ran that far they were carrying a rolled up carpet...
I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children. Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour...
What do you call a Ginger guy knuckle deep in pussy? ... A Vet...
A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q and a young staff member says 'would you like a screw for that mirror?' 'No', she said, 'but I'd suck your cock for a lawn mower'...
My wife bought some jeggings.
I said, "What the fuck are jeggings?".
She said, "They're a cross between jeans and leggings".
I said, "Oh right, well get your farse in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, you stunt"
Apologies in advance to the PC people on here... Paddy's wife comes home from work and finds all of her sex toys nailed on the wall, in a line. She screams "you fucking stupid bastard, I said I wanted dado rail!"... I hear Kate and Gerry McCann have taken part in a mile long charity run to raise money to help find missing people. The last time they ran that far they were carrying a rolled up carpet... I organised a day of sponsored bungee jumping for the local disabled children. Perhaps calling it 'Spastics on Elastic' wasn't my finest hour... What do you call a Ginger guy knuckle deep in pussy? ... A Vet... A woman buys a wall mirror from B & Q and a young staff member says 'would you like a screw for that mirror?' 'No', she said, 'but I'd suck your cock for a lawn mower'... My wife bought some jeggings. I said, "What the fuck are jeggings?". She said, "They're a cross between jeans and leggings". I said, "Oh right, well get your farse in the kitchen and make me a sandwich, you stunt" |
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had to share this, by schlomo on Mar 24, 2010 16:06:45 GMT 1, A dog goes into the telegram office and fills out the form : "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof." He gives the form to the man behind the counter and pays the telegram fee. The man behind the counter says, "hey, you only have nine words here - you could have another woof for the same price." "But it wouldn't make any sense then," replies the dog.
Awesome.
;D
A dog goes into the telegram office and fills out the form : "Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof." He gives the form to the man behind the counter and pays the telegram fee. The man behind the counter says, "hey, you only have nine words here - you could have another woof for the same price." "But it wouldn't make any sense then," replies the dog. Awesome. ;D |
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had to share this, by jwart on Mar 24, 2010 16:08:19 GMT 1, i am so so sorry
i am so so sorry
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spirit
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montiemoo
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had to share this, by montiemoo on Mar 24, 2010 21:24:03 GMT 1, What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick ?
He went down to two butts a day !!
(sorry, my first time on here ....... )
What happened when the gay guy put a nicotine patch on his dick ?
He went down to two butts a day !!
(sorry, my first time on here ....... )
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bristolboy
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had to share this, by bristolboy on Mar 25, 2010 18:41:26 GMT 1, It is said that 98% of women kiss with their eyes closed.
Must be why its so hard to identify a rapist..............................
It is said that 98% of women kiss with their eyes closed. Must be why its so hard to identify a rapist.............................. |
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thats all from me ,thanks for coming,goodnight 
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