deckstar
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by deckstar on Jan 21, 2009 19:50:17 GMT 1, In case of any mutant elephants trying taking over the world i should be protected by the picture of a scary mouse with a huge rocket 
In case of any mutant elephants trying taking over the world i should be protected by the picture of a scary mouse with a huge rocket |
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by Agent Provocateur on Jan 21, 2009 20:40:32 GMT 1, Great image, love the idea Damn these scientists can miniaturise anything nowadays! Mmmm haven't really got a reason why I should win, but I do have two cats called Comma and Hyphen, so to keep with the typographic theme if I won the canvas I'd have to call the mouse 'Full stop'. See what the moggies think of that ;D
Great image, love the idea Damn these scientists can miniaturise anything nowadays! Mmmm haven't really got a reason why I should win, but I do have two cats called Comma and Hyphen, so to keep with the typographic theme if I won the canvas I'd have to call the mouse 'Full stop'. See what the moggies think of that ;D |
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fuzzed
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by fuzzed on Jan 21, 2009 22:02:02 GMT 1, Great piece!
I think that I should win this piece because my two gerbils sometimes have a tendency to try getting out of their cage and in the past have escaped. Hopefully putting this piece on the wall opposite their cage will scare the shit out of them and they won't try to get out again! 
Nice work btw!
Great piece! I think that I should win this piece because my two gerbils sometimes have a tendency to try getting out of their cage and in the past have escaped. Hopefully putting this piece on the wall opposite their cage will scare the shit out of them and they won't try to get out again! Nice work btw! |
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curiousgeorge
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March 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by curiousgeorge on Jan 21, 2009 22:18:38 GMT 1, Who is going to judge the funniest reason??
My input, I can't believe only 3 replies to this free giveaway thread in 3 hours!
Who is going to judge the funniest reason??
My input, I can't believe only 3 replies to this free giveaway thread in 3 hours!
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chablis
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January 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by chablis on Jan 21, 2009 22:27:19 GMT 1, Thomas, here kitty, kitty kitty...
Thomas, here kitty, kitty kitty...
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by wilfsboy on Jan 21, 2009 22:31:54 GMT 1, Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours.
Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours.
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curiousgeorge
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by curiousgeorge on Jan 21, 2009 22:51:25 GMT 1, Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours.
Are you trying to be funny 
Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours. Are you trying to be funny |
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aspyhole
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November 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by aspyhole on Jan 21, 2009 23:10:12 GMT 1, Apart from the fact that I actually do love this, my reason is:
A True Story: I have a little friend, and when he was what must have been about 5 years old, we gave them a couple of hamsters (or gerbils or something) and one he called bubblegum. Perhaps in order for the name to make sense my little friend would pop the hamster in his mouth and walk around with it. He would also put it on the dogs' backs for rides, but that's beside the point - well not exactly; one day when the hamster was having a ride, and having seen my little friend pop the hamster into his mouth several times, one of the dogs popped the hamster into his own mouth - and it never came out again.
SO, I think this is a fitting symbol of retaliation from the little hamster and I will hang it somewhere where my dog can see it and get a little chill down her spine (or at least remember the poor [tasty!] hamster!).
Keep up the good work anyway idiom, I think it's great.
A
Apart from the fact that I actually do love this, my reason is:
A True Story: I have a little friend, and when he was what must have been about 5 years old, we gave them a couple of hamsters (or gerbils or something) and one he called bubblegum. Perhaps in order for the name to make sense my little friend would pop the hamster in his mouth and walk around with it. He would also put it on the dogs' backs for rides, but that's beside the point - well not exactly; one day when the hamster was having a ride, and having seen my little friend pop the hamster into his mouth several times, one of the dogs popped the hamster into his own mouth - and it never came out again.
SO, I think this is a fitting symbol of retaliation from the little hamster and I will hang it somewhere where my dog can see it and get a little chill down her spine (or at least remember the poor [tasty!] hamster!).
Keep up the good work anyway idiom, I think it's great.
A
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by bradpitt on Jan 21, 2009 23:23:49 GMT 1, I could do with one of those critters to guard my bumhole from unwanted gifts, never let your girl 'try new things'.
I could do with one of those critters to guard my bumhole from unwanted gifts, never let your girl 'try new things'.
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elwheel
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September 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by elwheel on Jan 21, 2009 23:47:06 GMT 1, Is he a member of Hamouse?.........(I'll get my coat)....
Is he a member of Hamouse?.........(I'll get my coat)....
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danmuppet
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February 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by danmuppet on Jan 22, 2009 0:17:14 GMT 1, really would love that canvas- but have just watched spurs scrape through to a final at wembely and have to change my soiled pants, so do not feel all that funny at the mo!! well done burnley- but harrys blue and white army march on!!!
really would love that canvas- but have just watched spurs scrape through to a final at wembely and have to change my soiled pants, so do not feel all that funny at the mo!! well done burnley- but harrys blue and white army march on!!!
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Natas
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June 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by Natas on Jan 22, 2009 0:49:09 GMT 1, I smell a rat! I should have it because I'm the big cheese in my household!
I smell a rat! I should have it because I'm the big cheese in my household!
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by daz205 on Jan 22, 2009 0:59:16 GMT 1, Say hello to my lil friend!
Say hello to my lil friend!
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simongoff
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November 2006
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by simongoff on Jan 22, 2009 8:11:17 GMT 1, I went on the Banksy forum and all I got was this bloody canvas
;D
I went on the Banksy forum and all I got was this bloody canvas
;D
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by Sliding on the Walls on Jan 22, 2009 11:21:00 GMT 1, Is he a member of Hamouse?.........(I'll get my coat)....
Hahaha that get's my vote!! (on my level)
Hamouse, protecting the Gaza drip
Is he a member of Hamouse?.........(I'll get my coat).... Hahaha that get's my vote!! (on my level) Hamouse, protecting the Gaza drip |
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tinkicker
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April 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by tinkicker on Jan 22, 2009 17:05:48 GMT 1, Mouse thinks to itself "THAT PUSSY IS GONNA SUCK ON MY ROCKET TONITE"
Mouse thinks to itself "THAT PUSSY IS GONNA SUCK ON MY ROCKET TONITE"
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by wilfsboy on Jan 22, 2009 22:55:25 GMT 1, Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours. Are you trying to be funny
Nope I just aint funny....
Can I enter if I'm not funny ? Great image good colours. Are you trying to be funny Nope I just aint funny.... |
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thebigh
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August 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by thebigh on Jan 23, 2009 12:25:09 GMT 1, I feel i should be given the picture as i recently had a house party and a picture roughly about the same size as the one your giving away was destroyed . Somebody though it would be funny to start throwing slices of Chorizo around, being the host i am i let these stupid games continue until i saw that a rogue slice was stuck to the picture. Long story short, don't have food fights in your house as there will nearly always be tears. Anyway there is now a huge stain on the canvas and is pretty much a write off, unless i keep it hidden in a dark room with only soft lighting for company. So finally i think your canvas would look just superb in my house.
I feel i should be given the picture as i recently had a house party and a picture roughly about the same size as the one your giving away was destroyed . Somebody though it would be funny to start throwing slices of Chorizo around, being the host i am i let these stupid games continue until i saw that a rogue slice was stuck to the picture. Long story short, don't have food fights in your house as there will nearly always be tears. Anyway there is now a huge stain on the canvas and is pretty much a write off, unless i keep it hidden in a dark room with only soft lighting for company. So finally i think your canvas would look just superb in my house.
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dannygman
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May 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by dannygman on Jan 23, 2009 14:08:59 GMT 1, rat-attack-tat ... bloody door-to-door salesmen.
rat-attack-tat ... bloody door-to-door salesmen.
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tommyboy
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October 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by tommyboy on Jan 23, 2009 19:20:49 GMT 1, Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, When one of them has a gun,
one got splattered over the wall,
the other ended up in a bloody pool,
Did you ever see such a thing,
better not have. or you'l be next
Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, When one of them has a gun,
one got splattered over the wall,
the other ended up in a bloody pool,
Did you ever see such a thing,
better not have. or you'l be next
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curiousgeorge
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by curiousgeorge on Jan 23, 2009 19:53:38 GMT 1, I feel i should be given the picture as i recently had a house party and a picture roughly about the same size as the one your giving away was destroyed . Somebody though it would be funny to start throwing slices of Chorizo around, being the host i am i let these stupid games continue until i saw that a rogue slice was stuck to the picture. Long story short, don't have food fights in your house as there will nearly always be tears. Anyway there is now a huge stain on the canvas and is pretty much a write off, unless i keep it hidden in a dark room with only soft lighting for company. So finally i think your canvas would look just superb in my house.
Sounds like a load of porkie pies to me.....
I feel i should be given the picture as i recently had a house party and a picture roughly about the same size as the one your giving away was destroyed . Somebody though it would be funny to start throwing slices of Chorizo around, being the host i am i let these stupid games continue until i saw that a rogue slice was stuck to the picture. Long story short, don't have food fights in your house as there will nearly always be tears. Anyway there is now a huge stain on the canvas and is pretty much a write off, unless i keep it hidden in a dark room with only soft lighting for company. So finally i think your canvas would look just superb in my house. Sounds like a load of porkie pies to me..... |
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thebigh
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August 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by thebigh on Jan 23, 2009 20:45:47 GMT 1, Ok, you got me. Fair cop! I thought i'd give a go whilst at work.
Id-iom is it only one answer per person or can i try and redeem myself?
Ok, you got me. Fair cop! I thought i'd give a go whilst at work.
Id-iom is it only one answer per person or can i try and redeem myself?
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by wilfsboy on Jan 24, 2009 12:46:55 GMT 1, I saw a mouse
where ?
There on the stair
Where on the stair ?
Right there
A little mouse with clogs on going clip clippety clop on the stairs
Hes the least of our worries, take a look at the fucker behind us......
I saw a mouse
where ?
There on the stair
Where on the stair ?
Right there
A little mouse with clogs on going clip clippety clop on the stairs
Hes the least of our worries, take a look at the fucker behind us......
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retrome
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December 2007
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by retrome on Jan 24, 2009 17:28:30 GMT 1, I have an infestation of Borrowers in my house! I have tried everything to get rid of them but nothing seems to work.  If I had this canvas I could put it in my magical cupboard (the one used in the Indian and the Cupboard) which would bring the mouse and his deadly weapon to life. Then I will show them damn Borrowers who is boss. After the Borrowers were gone I would reverse the effect and put the canvas in pride of place on my wall.
I have an infestation of Borrowers in my house! I have tried everything to get rid of them but nothing seems to work. If I had this canvas I could put it in my magical cupboard (the one used in the Indian and the Cupboard) which would bring the mouse and his deadly weapon to life. Then I will show them damn Borrowers who is boss. After the Borrowers were gone I would reverse the effect and put the canvas in pride of place on my wall. |
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cadeallaw
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December 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by cadeallaw on Jan 24, 2009 18:07:32 GMT 1, I should get it because i'm your friend, i'm not like the others
I should get it because i'm your friend, i'm not like the others
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sogr8ful
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September 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by sogr8ful on Jan 24, 2009 21:45:26 GMT 1, A quick list of why I deserve this:
1) I once carved a sculpture of Hank Williams Jr. out of a tree trunk using only a chainsaw. It was so lifelike, when I came home from work the next day all the whiskey in my house was gone.
2) I once met Kid from Kid 'n' Play, so, you know, I've got that going for me.
3) I currently help people as a social worker in the mental health field...that's gotta be worth something right?
4) I once got a full 8 hours of sleep in only 6 hours.
5) I'm actually the person who coined the phrases "back-seat driver" and "son of a gun".
A quick list of why I deserve this:
1) I once carved a sculpture of Hank Williams Jr. out of a tree trunk using only a chainsaw. It was so lifelike, when I came home from work the next day all the whiskey in my house was gone.
2) I once met Kid from Kid 'n' Play, so, you know, I've got that going for me.
3) I currently help people as a social worker in the mental health field...that's gotta be worth something right?
4) I once got a full 8 hours of sleep in only 6 hours.
5) I'm actually the person who coined the phrases "back-seat driver" and "son of a gun".
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thebigh
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August 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by thebigh on Jan 26, 2009 17:47:19 GMT 1, Ok! This time i'm going to resort to a simple bribe. If you let me win i'll let you dick my missus, how does that sound?
Ps i can't upload any pics from work but when i get home i'll post one.
Ok! This time i'm going to resort to a simple bribe. If you let me win i'll let you dick my missus, how does that sound?
Ps i can't upload any pics from work but when i get home i'll post one.
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curiousgeorge
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by curiousgeorge on Jan 26, 2009 18:54:09 GMT 1, There is one hour left till i make my mind up (although there are a couple of front runners already) so now's the time to get involved if you are at all interested. Cheers id-iom
After you have chosen the winner, could you give a breakdown on who is funny, and who is not.Just for future reference
There is one hour left till i make my mind up (although there are a couple of front runners already) so now's the time to get involved if you are at all interested. Cheers id-iom After you have chosen the winner, could you give a breakdown on who is funny, and who is not.Just for future reference |
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by cashman on Jan 26, 2009 18:57:07 GMT 1, There is one hour left till i make my mind up (although there are a couple of front runners already) so now's the time to get involved if you are at all interested. Cheers id-iom After you have chosen the winner, could you give a breakdown on who is funny, and who is not.Just for future reference
and who sounds like they are begging for a free print....have some self respect people
There is one hour left till i make my mind up (although there are a couple of front runners already) so now's the time to get involved if you are at all interested. Cheers id-iom After you have chosen the winner, could you give a breakdown on who is funny, and who is not.Just for future reference and who sounds like they are begging for a free print....have some self respect people |
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fuzzed
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April 2008
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Original id-iom canvas giveaway!, by fuzzed on Jan 26, 2009 19:43:57 GMT 1, Good on on the giveaway, congrats to those that won!
Good on on the giveaway, congrats to those that won! |
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If I had this canvas I could put it in my magical cupboard (the one used in the Indian and the Cupboard) which would bring the mouse and his deadly weapon to life. Then I will show them damn Borrowers who is boss. 
