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An arty joke, by manty on Apr 21, 2011 20:22:53 GMT 1, A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the non-representational image on the final canvas, the womanโs husband complained, โIt isnโt how she really looks.โ When asked by the painter how she really looked, the man produced a photograph from his wallet. Returning the photography Pablo observed, โSmall, isnโt she?โ
A wealthy man commissioned Pablo Picasso to paint a portrait of his wife. Startled by the non-representational image on the final canvas, the womanโs husband complained, โIt isnโt how she really looks.โ When asked by the painter how she really looked, the man produced a photograph from his wallet. Returning the photography Pablo observed, โSmall, isnโt she?โ
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An arty joke, by wizzy on Apr 21, 2011 20:27:49 GMT 1, So did he do another one for him Manty?, do you know the businessman?.
So did he do another one for him Manty?, do you know the businessman?.
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An arty joke, by Francis on Apr 21, 2011 20:44:16 GMT 1, how much did Picasso charge?
how much did Picasso charge?
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An arty joke, by manty on Apr 21, 2011 20:53:07 GMT 1, Another picasso thingy
During World War II an inquisitive German officer was harassing him in his Parisian apartment. Noticing a photograph of Guernica lying on a table he asked the artist โdid you do that?โ โNo, you did,โ responded Picasso.
Another picasso thingy
During World War II an inquisitive German officer was harassing him in his Parisian apartment. Noticing a photograph of Guernica lying on a table he asked the artist โdid you do that?โ โNo, you did,โ responded Picasso.
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An arty joke, by wizzy on Apr 21, 2011 20:55:51 GMT 1, I get that one Manty!.
I get that one Manty!.
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An arty joke, by Brushstrokes 75 on Apr 21, 2011 21:01:19 GMT 1, Was sent this one a while ago :
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
Was sent this one a while ago :
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time.
"I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The guy was your doctor..."
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An arty joke, by wizzy on Apr 21, 2011 21:06:10 GMT 1, A man went along to a fancy dress party with just a condom on his nose, when asked what he had come as he replied "F**K knows".
A man went along to a fancy dress party with just a condom on his nose, when asked what he had come as he replied "F**K knows".
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An arty joke, by chyren on Apr 21, 2011 21:20:47 GMT 1, An art dealer once went to Picasso and asked him to look over some alleged picassos he d been offered,and pick ou the fakes..
Picasso obligingly stacked the paintings into 2 piles,real and fakes;
Then as he threw one canvas into the fake pile the art dealer cried:
No Pablo,that s not a fake,I was visiting here the day you painted it..
No matter,said Pablo
I can fake a Picasso as well as any thief in Europe..
An art dealer once went to Picasso and asked him to look over some alleged picassos he d been offered,and pick ou the fakes..
Picasso obligingly stacked the paintings into 2 piles,real and fakes;
Then as he threw one canvas into the fake pile the art dealer cried:
No Pablo,that s not a fake,I was visiting here the day you painted it..
No matter,said Pablo
I can fake a Picasso as well as any thief in Europe..
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