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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by Deleted on Feb 2, 2009 3:32:45 GMT 1, You Should Never Lie To Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they
took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped
to say hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How the hell do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted.
You Should Never Lie To Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they
took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped
to say hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How the hell do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted.
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T*3
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by T*3 on Feb 2, 2009 3:42:08 GMT 1, haha
haha
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by Deleted on Feb 2, 2009 9:23:32 GMT 1, hahhahahaa
hahhahahaa
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by Sundowner on Feb 2, 2009 9:34:26 GMT 1, That is very, very wrong topboy..............but extremely funny!
That is very, very wrong topboy..............but extremely funny!
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by grantb on Feb 2, 2009 10:11:36 GMT 1, great haha
great haha
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by Deleted on Feb 2, 2009 13:48:56 GMT 1, That is very, very wrong topboy..............but extremely funny!
;D ;D
My mum emailed it to me  
That is very, very wrong topboy..............but extremely funny! ;D ;D My mum emailed it to me |
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You Should Never Lie To Grandma, by Deleted on Feb 2, 2009 17:23:34 GMT 1, You Should Never Lie To Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they
took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped
to say hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How the hell do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted.
it still makes me laugh ;D ;D, i know i sound like a right sado
You Should Never Lie To Grandma
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid.
All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they
took them in one by one.
As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed, Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped
to say hi and asked what the line was for.
Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting.
Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line.
When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said, 'How the hell do you do this at your age?'
She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck 'em dry!'
The policeman fainted. it still makes me laugh ;D ;D, i know i sound like a right sado |
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