BONGO
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February 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BONGO on Dec 14, 2007 15:01:21 GMT 1, BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER
MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE"
BONGO CONFUSED
WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER
MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE"
BONGO CONFUSED
WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
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G-Man
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November 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by G-Man on Dec 14, 2007 15:03:01 GMT 1, Bongo should have said that G-Man had him for tea the other night
Bongo should have said that G-Man had him for tea the other night
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njr911
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April 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by njr911 on Dec 14, 2007 15:03:08 GMT 1, You should have said...
I'VE NEVER "TAKEN" ANY MAN !!!
You should have said...
I'VE NEVER "TAKEN" ANY MAN !!!
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by mammal2 on Dec 14, 2007 15:04:13 GMT 1, EXCEPT LATE ON FRIDAYS..
EXCEPT LATE ON FRIDAYS..
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gozgoz
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September 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by gozgoz on Dec 14, 2007 15:04:27 GMT 1, i thought someone asked u if gozgoz waas banksy.
i thought someone asked u if gozgoz waas banksy.
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by carlito on Dec 14, 2007 15:05:10 GMT 1, ...so Friday nights are when u get a lil fruity eh mammal
...so Friday nights are when u get a lil fruity eh mammal
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by mammal2 on Dec 14, 2007 15:06:13 GMT 1, When im away from the board I have been known to visit the left luggage room..
When im away from the board I have been known to visit the left luggage room..
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bombshelter
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September 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by bombshelter on Dec 14, 2007 15:08:21 GMT 1, WE SHOULD ALL TAKE JESUS INTO HOW LIFE ! AT THIS TIME! ;D
WE SHOULD ALL TAKE JESUS INTO HOW LIFE ! AT THIS TIME! ;D
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seidbereit
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November 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by seidbereit on Dec 14, 2007 15:11:49 GMT 1, BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
pretend you misheard heard him thinking it was "have you ever taken E's in your life" and shout
"OFFICER THIS MAN IS TRYING TO SELL BONGO E's"
at the nearest member of the constabulary.
BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING pretend you misheard heard him thinking it was "have you ever taken E's in your life" and shout "OFFICER THIS MAN IS TRYING TO SELL BONGO E's" at the nearest member of the constabulary.
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gozgoz
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September 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by gozgoz on Dec 14, 2007 15:14:06 GMT 1, or maybe he was trying to sell you JUICES?
or maybe he was trying to sell you JUICES?
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spirit
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August 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by spirit on Dec 14, 2007 15:16:27 GMT 1, BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
"No, but perhaps I can interest you in some double glazing"
BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING "No, but perhaps I can interest you in some double glazing"
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by goodbyekitty on Dec 14, 2007 15:16:43 GMT 1, All depends whether Bongo was looking for religious debate and lengthy conversation as is what seems to happen when replying to these religious promoters.
PS Goodbyekitty is also confused.... when she replies to Bongo's threads she always post in the third person.
All depends whether Bongo was looking for religious debate and lengthy conversation as is what seems to happen when replying to these religious promoters.
PS Goodbyekitty is also confused.... when she replies to Bongo's threads she always post in the third person.
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funster
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October 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by funster on Dec 14, 2007 15:17:26 GMT 1, BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
Maybe Bongo should stop training to be a Vicar and then maybe they'd stop asking the question
BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING Maybe Bongo should stop training to be a Vicar and then maybe they'd stop asking the question
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baracass
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July 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by baracass on Dec 14, 2007 15:19:29 GMT 1, Jesus + your life = Joyful seisure
edit: That's an anagram. I don't hold the same views as the beared man with side part.
Jesus + your life = Joyful seisure
edit: That's an anagram. I don't hold the same views as the beared man with side part.
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BONGO
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February 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BONGO on Dec 14, 2007 15:32:04 GMT 1, MAN WITH SCRAGGY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING ALSO HAS WHAT BONGO CALLS NORFOLK EYES.
MANS EYES WERE STRANGE WHICH UNERVED BONGO SOMEWHAT
MAN WITH SCRAGGY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING ALSO HAS WHAT BONGO CALLS NORFOLK EYES.
MANS EYES WERE STRANGE WHICH UNERVED BONGO SOMEWHAT
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frank11
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September 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by frank11 on Dec 14, 2007 15:33:30 GMT 1, Norfolk Eyes!!!! LOL......
Have to be wary of those sorts
Norfolk Eyes!!!! LOL......
Have to be wary of those sorts
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by daveanthony28 on Dec 14, 2007 15:33:46 GMT 1, was bongo asking strange man with beard about missing rat !
was bongo asking strange man with beard about missing rat !
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BONGO
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February 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BONGO on Dec 14, 2007 15:41:25 GMT 1, MAN GAVE BONGO BOOK ABOUT JESUS.
NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS.
BONGO ASKED WHY NO PHOTOS OF JESUS
MAN GOT ANGRY AND WALKED OFF SHOUTING BAD THINGS AT BONGO
MAN GAVE BONGO BOOK ABOUT JESUS.
NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS.
BONGO ASKED WHY NO PHOTOS OF JESUS
MAN GOT ANGRY AND WALKED OFF SHOUTING BAD THINGS AT BONGO
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by daz205 on Dec 14, 2007 15:43:38 GMT 1, is jesus banksy?
is jesus banksy?
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baracass
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July 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by baracass on Dec 14, 2007 15:45:00 GMT 1, Other way around.
Other way around.
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funster
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October 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by funster on Dec 14, 2007 15:45:19 GMT 1, MAN GAVE BONGO BOOK ABOUT JESUS. NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS. BONGO ASKED WHY NO PHOTOS OF JESUS MAN GOT ANGRY AND WALKED OFF SHOUTING BAD THINGS AT BONGO
;D ;D Love it
MAN GAVE BONGO BOOK ABOUT JESUS. NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS. BONGO ASKED WHY NO PHOTOS OF JESUS MAN GOT ANGRY AND WALKED OFF SHOUTING BAD THINGS AT BONGO ;D ;D Love it
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by goodbyekitty on Dec 14, 2007 15:51:40 GMT 1, Was Jesus camera shy?
Was Jesus camera shy?
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brenclan
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November 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by brenclan on Dec 14, 2007 15:53:18 GMT 1, NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS. Signed or unsigned? They could be worth a bit on ebay
NO PHOTOS OF JESUS, JUST DRAWINGS. Signed or unsigned? They could be worth a bit on ebay
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BONGO
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February 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BONGO on Dec 14, 2007 15:53:53 GMT 1, BONGO STATE PUBLICLY FOR RECORD THAT BONGO HAS NEVER BEEN ANY KIND OF TOOL OF BEELZEBUD AND SATAN
MAN WITH NORFOLK EYES JUDGE BONGO WRONGLY
BONGO SET RECORD STRAIGHT
BONGO STATE PUBLICLY FOR RECORD THAT BONGO HAS NEVER BEEN ANY KIND OF TOOL OF BEELZEBUD AND SATAN
MAN WITH NORFOLK EYES JUDGE BONGO WRONGLY
BONGO SET RECORD STRAIGHT
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mike hunt
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December 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by mike hunt on Dec 14, 2007 16:02:32 GMT 1, BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING
Bongo could have said, 'yes, I took Jesus into my life and he made a right feckin mess of it. I've spent the last 20 years trying to fix the damage that jesus made. Buddha wasn't like that when I let him in. He was kind and respectful. You can keep your Jesus, but when it all goes wrong, don't come running to me.'
BOPNGO WAS UNABLE TO ANSWER MAN ASKED BONGO " HAVE YOU TAKEN JESUS INTO YOUR LIFE" BONGO CONFUSED WHAT SHOULD BONGO HAVE SAID TO MAN WITH PATCHY BEARD AND SIDE PARTING Bongo could have said, 'yes, I took Jesus into my life and he made a right feckin mess of it. I've spent the last 20 years trying to fix the damage that jesus made. Buddha wasn't like that when I let him in. He was kind and respectful. You can keep your Jesus, but when it all goes wrong, don't come running to me.'
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BONGO
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February 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BONGO on Dec 14, 2007 16:05:49 GMT 1, BONGO SAID TO MAN THAT BONGO LIVES FULL AND ACTIVE LIFE WITH MANY FISH FRYING AT ALL TIMES
BONGO SORRY, BUT BONGO OFTEN TOO BUSY FOR MUCH WORSHIP
BONGO ASKED MAN IF JESUS WAS AVALAIBLE ON A SHORT TERM BASIS, LIKE KING CROSS HOTEL ROOM , LEASED BY THE HOUR.
MAN WITH NORFOLK EYES SAID BAD WORDS THAT BONGO DARE NOT REPEAT IN PUBLIC SPACE
BONGO SAID TO MAN THAT BONGO LIVES FULL AND ACTIVE LIFE WITH MANY FISH FRYING AT ALL TIMES
BONGO SORRY, BUT BONGO OFTEN TOO BUSY FOR MUCH WORSHIP
BONGO ASKED MAN IF JESUS WAS AVALAIBLE ON A SHORT TERM BASIS, LIKE KING CROSS HOTEL ROOM , LEASED BY THE HOUR.
MAN WITH NORFOLK EYES SAID BAD WORDS THAT BONGO DARE NOT REPEAT IN PUBLIC SPACE
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alvington89
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October 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by alvington89 on Dec 14, 2007 16:49:29 GMT 1, This was at the top of the stairs just coming out of the tube at the junction of Oxford Circus and Regent Street? Am I right?
This was at the top of the stairs just coming out of the tube at the junction of Oxford Circus and Regent Street? Am I right?
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BK83
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Posts • 1,604
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October 2006
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by BK83 on Dec 14, 2007 17:09:07 GMT 1, you should have asked if he had accepted Darwin into his life....
you should have asked if he had accepted Darwin into his life....
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dime683
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Posts • 551
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November 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by dime683 on Dec 14, 2007 17:31:27 GMT 1, jesus lived down the street from me when i was growing up. his mom made some of the best mexican food i ever had.
jesus lived down the street from me when i was growing up. his mom made some of the best mexican food i ever had.
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Gurn
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August 2007
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BONGO WAS ASKED A QUESTION TODAY, by Gurn on Dec 14, 2007 18:10:51 GMT 1, Side parting,patchy beard AND Norfolk eyes??Are you sure it wasn't Chewie and he was asking bout Eelus not Jesus?
Side parting,patchy beard AND Norfolk eyes??Are you sure it wasn't Chewie and he was asking bout Eelus not Jesus?
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