BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 13, 2007 20:32:05 GMT 1, BONGO WORRIED THAT ENGLAND NOW IMPLODE WITH COMBINED BIRD FLU CONFIRMATION AND ENGLAND FAILURE TO MAKE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS AND INCUR LOSS OF FACE
BONGO DECIDE TO CHARITABLY BUY WORTHLESS RAT FROM YOU AT DERISORY PRICE.IN CASH.
SELL WORTHLESS RAT NOW, BEFORE ENGLAND DESCEND INTO MAD MAX FUEDAL WASTELAND AND PRINT ONLY GOOD FOR LIGHTING FIRES.
PM BONGO WITH RAT AND LOW LOW OFFER PRICE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
BONGO WORRIED THAT ENGLAND NOW IMPLODE WITH COMBINED BIRD FLU CONFIRMATION AND ENGLAND FAILURE TO MAKE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP FINALS AND INCUR LOSS OF FACE
BONGO DECIDE TO CHARITABLY BUY WORTHLESS RAT FROM YOU AT DERISORY PRICE.IN CASH.
SELL WORTHLESS RAT NOW, BEFORE ENGLAND DESCEND INTO MAD MAX FUEDAL WASTELAND AND PRINT ONLY GOOD FOR LIGHTING FIRES.
PM BONGO WITH RAT AND LOW LOW OFFER PRICE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 13, 2007 20:33:15 GMT 1, WILLING TO PAY LOW LOW PRICE FOR GOLF SALE ALSO
BONGO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE 5 MISSED MEALS MAXIM, WHEREBY UK SECURITY SERVICES PREDICT CHAOS ON STREETS AND NOT ENOUGH FORCES TO QUELL DISORDER
BONGO HAS NOT EATEN TODAY AND MAY HAVE MISSED 5 MEALS BY TOMORROW LUNCHTIME
TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO LIBERATE YOUR PRINTS FOR BARGAIN PRICE
WILLING TO PAY LOW LOW PRICE FOR GOLF SALE ALSO
BONGO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE 5 MISSED MEALS MAXIM, WHEREBY UK SECURITY SERVICES PREDICT CHAOS ON STREETS AND NOT ENOUGH FORCES TO QUELL DISORDER
BONGO HAS NOT EATEN TODAY AND MAY HAVE MISSED 5 MEALS BY TOMORROW LUNCHTIME
TIME IS RUNNING OUT TO LIBERATE YOUR PRINTS FOR BARGAIN PRICE
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curiousgeorge
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March 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by curiousgeorge on Nov 13, 2007 21:02:55 GMT 1, Bongo
In completed listings 260179171028
High price, but maybe you could explain to the seller about the 5 meals, and maybe talk about the price
Good luck
Bongo
In completed listings 260179171028
High price, but maybe you could explain to the seller about the 5 meals, and maybe talk about the price
Good luck
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caswellbay
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August 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by caswellbay on Nov 13, 2007 21:13:36 GMT 1, Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration.
Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration.
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by a4mnt on Nov 13, 2007 23:00:49 GMT 1, BONGO - I have a hirst diamond encrusted skull littering the place up. maybe you'd take it off my hands?
BONGO - I have a hirst diamond encrusted skull littering the place up. maybe you'd take it off my hands?
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danvnuk
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January 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by danvnuk on Nov 13, 2007 23:03:51 GMT 1, I'm not too bothered about Bongo's doom scenario - I've built myself a Omega Man style Penthouse fortress stuffed with decent Art, Fine Brandy and Cuban Cigars....oh and the obligatory arsenal of automatic weapons.
Now all I need is Captains cap to set at a jaunty angle on my beautiful head - and I'm all set.
I'm not too bothered about Bongo's doom scenario - I've built myself a Omega Man style Penthouse fortress stuffed with decent Art, Fine Brandy and Cuban Cigars....oh and the obligatory arsenal of automatic weapons.
Now all I need is Captains cap to set at a jaunty angle on my beautiful head - and I'm all set.
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f5ers
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October 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by f5ers on Nov 13, 2007 23:33:53 GMT 1, Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration.
Will they be safe from your sheep?? Isn't your favourite wooly fetish kept in that understairs cupboard?? Will they really be safe?? .... Will they... ? 
Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration. Will they be safe from your sheep?? Isn't your favourite wooly fetish kept in that understairs cupboard?? Will they really be safe?? .... Will they... ? |
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danvnuk
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January 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by danvnuk on Nov 13, 2007 23:47:17 GMT 1, Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration. Will they be safe from your sheep?? Isn't your favourite wooly fetish kept in that understairs cupboard?? Will they really be safe?? .... Will they... ?
F5er has a point - Wales is the last place to send your prints for safekeeping - apart from the obvious sheep danger, you also have phlegm stains from groups of men doing close harmony singing and black fingerprints from coal miners.
Send em somewhere else for crissakes!!!
Perhaps, just to be on the safe side, everyone ought to send their banksy's to Wales for safe keeping. I have a secure storage facility available under my stairs, so we can safeguard them for future generations. I'm also willing to put a few on display on my walls and let any traumatised England fans view them for a small consideration. Will they be safe from your sheep?? Isn't your favourite wooly fetish kept in that understairs cupboard?? Will they really be safe?? .... Will they... ? F5er has a point - Wales is the last place to send your prints for safekeeping - apart from the obvious sheep danger, you also have phlegm stains from groups of men doing close harmony singing and black fingerprints from coal miners. Send em somewhere else for crissakes!!! |
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curiousgeorge
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March 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by curiousgeorge on Nov 14, 2007 13:42:06 GMT 1, Welshman watching this thread! and the anti-welsh comments and posters names have been noted!!
'grabs phone and enters T for tafia' 
Welshman watching this thread! and the anti-welsh comments and posters names have been noted!! 'grabs phone and enters T for tafia' |
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GD303uk
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October 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by GD303uk on Nov 14, 2007 13:54:31 GMT 1, Meibion Glyndŵr ( sons of Glyndwr) gona get medievel on yo ass.
find out about Owain Glyndwr here
www.castlewales.com/glyndwr.html
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curiousgeorge
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March 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by curiousgeorge on Nov 14, 2007 14:01:26 GMT 1, Very,very rusty but let it be said.....
ad 'r Cymraeg hel i maes 'r Saesneg foch
Very,very rusty but let it be said..... ad 'r Cymraeg hel i maes 'r Saesneg foch |
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January 1970
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by Deleted on Nov 14, 2007 14:01:40 GMT 1, Welshman watching this thread! and the anti-welsh comments and posters names have been noted!! 'grabs phone and enters T for tafia'
Second Welshman watching this thread - 'Tafia' ;D
As soon as i get my willy out of this fluffy delight, I'm getting the first horse and cart to London to crack some heads!
Welshman watching this thread! and the anti-welsh comments and posters names have been noted!! 'grabs phone and enters T for tafia' Second Welshman watching this thread - 'Tafia' ;D As soon as i get my willy out of this fluffy delight, I'm getting the first horse and cart to London to crack some heads! |
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bswift
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August 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by bswift on Nov 14, 2007 14:13:18 GMT 1, Although the bird flu outbreak is down the road from us in Suffolk, we in Norfolk are much less worried as we are more cleverer (though some may still be marrying relatives, I believe... I did worse by marrying a welsh lady!).
We in Norfolk took early precautions against the risk of bird flu by putting Lemsip in all our birdbaths... however, the owls are trickier, as they require NightNurse....
Although the bird flu outbreak is down the road from us in Suffolk, we in Norfolk are much less worried as we are more cleverer (though some may still be marrying relatives, I believe... I did worse by marrying a welsh lady!).
We in Norfolk took early precautions against the risk of bird flu by putting Lemsip in all our birdbaths... however, the owls are trickier, as they require NightNurse....
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 14:16:49 GMT 1, NOS DA
NOS DA
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curiousgeorge
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March 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by curiousgeorge on Nov 14, 2007 14:19:41 GMT 1,
Wow Bongo, you just bought back a flood of memories from my childhood
+1 for Bongo revealing another 'layer' to the online persona
Wow Bongo, you just bought back a flood of memories from my childhood +1 for Bongo revealing another 'layer' to the online persona |
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danvnuk
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January 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by danvnuk on Nov 14, 2007 14:21:49 GMT 1, Very,very rusty but let it be said..... ad 'r Cymraeg hel i maes 'r Saesneg foch
<looks bemused,... scratches head, then wipes CG's spittle from face>
Very,very rusty but let it be said..... ad 'r Cymraeg hel i maes 'r Saesneg foch <looks bemused,... scratches head, then wipes CG's spittle from face> |
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GD303uk
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October 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by GD303uk on Nov 14, 2007 14:38:02 GMT 1, Bongo its a bit early for bed isnt it?
Pnawn da
Bongo its a bit early for bed isnt it? Pnawn da |
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 23:36:49 GMT 1, BONGO USED TO WATCH NEWYDDION 6 WHILST AT AT UNIVERSITY
BONGO USED TO WATCH NEWYDDION 6 WHILST AT AT UNIVERSITY
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paulah
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January 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by paulah on Nov 14, 2007 23:39:25 GMT 1, University? who'd have thought?
Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?!
University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?! |
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 23:47:06 GMT 1, BONGO THINK TOO MUCH INFORMATION
BONGO WANTS TO KNOW IF PAULAH WANTS QUIET TIME IN AMSTERDAM SOON.
SMALL POMME DE TERRE AVAILABLE
BONGO THINK TOO MUCH INFORMATION
BONGO WANTS TO KNOW IF PAULAH WANTS QUIET TIME IN AMSTERDAM SOON.
SMALL POMME DE TERRE AVAILABLE
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 23:52:12 GMT 1, University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?!
BONGO THINKS PAULAH TRY TO LURE BONGO INTO EXPOSING LOCATION OF COMPACT LAIR.
BONGO SAD
University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?! BONGO THINKS PAULAH TRY TO LURE BONGO INTO EXPOSING LOCATION OF COMPACT LAIR. BONGO SAD |
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paulah
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January 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by paulah on Nov 14, 2007 23:52:54 GMT 1, Ah Bongo - I was all set - and then I found out that OTHER PEOPLE were invited too.
Less attractive proposition
Ah Bongo - I was all set - and then I found out that OTHER PEOPLE were invited too.
Less attractive proposition
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 23:54:46 GMT 1, BONGO DOES NOW KNOW "OTHER PEOPLE"
BONGO ONLY HAVE ACCOMPLICES
BONGO DOES NOW KNOW "OTHER PEOPLE"
BONGO ONLY HAVE ACCOMPLICES
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paulah
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January 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by paulah on Nov 14, 2007 23:56:07 GMT 1, BONGO DOES NOW KNOW "OTHER PEOPLE" BONGO ONLY HAVE ACCOMPLICES
Whatever! One will not join in and be fun and the other will not wash!
BONGO DOES NOW KNOW "OTHER PEOPLE" BONGO ONLY HAVE ACCOMPLICES Whatever! One will not join in and be fun and the other will not wash! |
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BONGO
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February 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by BONGO on Nov 14, 2007 23:59:31 GMT 1, BONGO WILL JOIN IN
BONGO SLAVE TO HEDONISM AND SERIAL LOOSE LIVING
BONGO WILL JOIN IN
BONGO SLAVE TO HEDONISM AND SERIAL LOOSE LIVING
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Vsix
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December 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by Vsix on Nov 15, 2007 1:26:53 GMT 1, University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?!
I guess a BA in English
University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?! I guess a BA in English |
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by a4mnt on Nov 15, 2007 11:17:12 GMT 1, BONGO - I have a hirst diamond encrusted skull littering the place up. maybe you'd take it off my hands?
BONGO - I have a hirst diamond encrusted skull littering the place up. maybe you'd take it off my hands?
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mike hunt
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December 2006
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by mike hunt on Nov 15, 2007 15:59:28 GMT 1, BA in percussion
University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?!
BA in percussion University? who'd have thought? Shall we have a 'guess Bongo's degree' competition?! |
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by manchestermike on Nov 15, 2007 16:25:26 GMT 1, Chicken bhuna
For mother Russia
Chicken bhuna
For mother Russia
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jon0
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July 2007
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ENGLAND IMPLOSION IMMINENT, by jon0 on Nov 15, 2007 17:04:53 GMT 1, I want the world Chico.. and everything in it.
I want the world Chico.. and everything in it.
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