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cutlery poll, by mydeaddogwontwoof on Oct 26, 2007 9:54:12 GMT 1, I thought i would have a stab at creating a poll, if it goes well, i may well do another one, but a bit more interesting, and maybe art related. please be totally honest with your voting as i am trying to paint an accurate picture, thank you, (fuck i am bored!!!)
I thought i would have a stab at creating a poll, if it goes well, i may well do another one, but a bit more interesting, and maybe art related. please be totally honest with your voting as i am trying to paint an accurate picture, thank you, (fuck i am bored!!!)
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umajets
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cutlery poll, by umajets on Oct 26, 2007 10:29:59 GMT 1, Another vote for fork.
That's my exciting thing done for today.
Another vote for fork.
That's my exciting thing done for today.
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:33:44 GMT 1, Fork, cause it's the only piece of cutlery that can be misconstrued as an expletive. I look forward to a more exciting poll soon 
So... you want a fork on the table? ;D
Have you seen the comedian (I don't know his name) that does an act in an Italian accent about haveing "a fork on the table" etc etc ? I can barely remember it and would like to see it again on youtube or somewhere but don't know what to search for.
Can anyone help?
The morning I go downa to eat breakfast, I tell the waitress I want toast, She bring me toast but only one piece, I tell her I want 2 piece, She sais: "go to the toilet", I say: "you nounderstand", I wanna 2 piece on my plate,
she says: "you better not piss on your plate, you better leave', I just wanna 2 piece on my plate. I don't need this already! whats a matta with these people?
Fork, cause it's the only piece of cutlery that can be misconstrued as an expletive. I look forward to a more exciting poll soon So... you want a fork on the table? ;D Have you seen the comedian (I don't know his name) that does an act in an Italian accent about haveing "a fork on the table" etc etc ? I can barely remember it and would like to see it again on youtube or somewhere but don't know what to search for. Can anyone help? The morning I go downa to eat breakfast, I tell the waitress I want toast, She bring me toast but only one piece, I tell her I want 2 piece, She sais: "go to the toilet", I say: "you nounderstand", I wanna 2 piece on my plate, she says: "you better not piss on your plate, you better leave', I just wanna 2 piece on my plate. I don't need this already! whats a matta with these people? |
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:42:25 GMT 1, Try a search for 'big slippery bosoms'. You won't find what you're looking for I don't think, but it'll be 5 mins well spent 
Didn't work 
Try a search for 'big slippery bosoms'. You won't find what you're looking for I don't think, but it'll be 5 mins well spent Didn't work |
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:44:25 GMT 1, "Later I go to my room and there are no sheets on my bed,
so I call the manager and tell him I want two sheets on my bed,
the manager he tell me to go to the toilet then"
"Later I go to my room and there are no sheets on my bed,
so I call the manager and tell him I want two sheets on my bed,
the manager he tell me to go to the toilet then"
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:45:42 GMT 1, Found this, it's the comedy routine but it's put to some rave music.
Found this, it's the comedy routine but it's put to some rave music.
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cutlery poll, by manchestermike on Oct 26, 2007 10:47:40 GMT 1, - Aargh!
- I told you. You've been bitten!
- Burnt! Burnt! The fucking kettle's on fire!
- There's something floating up.
- FORK IT!
- Aargh!
- I told you. You've been bitten!
- Burnt! Burnt! The fucking kettle's on fire!
- There's something floating up.
- FORK IT!
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:52:49 GMT 1, Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fork ". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not fork on the table you sonnawabitch" .
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fork ". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not fork on the table you sonnawabitch" .
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cutlery poll, by mcnuts on Oct 26, 2007 10:55:08 GMT 1, forget all that..... Titanium SPORK
forget all that..... Titanium SPORK |
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cutlery poll, by corblimeylimey on Oct 26, 2007 10:57:02 GMT 1, 'rave music' LOL. Pizzaman is Norman Cook/Fatboy Slim
I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous)
'rave music' LOL. Pizzaman is Norman Cook/Fatboy Slim I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous) |
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Curley
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cutlery poll, by Curley on Oct 26, 2007 11:22:54 GMT 1, forget all that..... Titanium SPORK
gotta love the spork....lost mine at glastonbury along with my marbles. ;D
forget all that..... Titanium SPORKgotta love the spork....lost mine at glastonbury along with my marbles. ;D |
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Curley
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cutlery poll, by Curley on Oct 26, 2007 11:26:17 GMT 1, 'rave music' LOL. Pizzaman is Norman Cook/Fatboy Slim I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous)
also known as Freak Power and Mighty Dub Katz
'rave music' LOL. Pizzaman is Norman Cook/Fatboy Slim I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous) also known as Freak Power and Mighty Dub Katz |
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cutlery poll, by insite on Oct 26, 2007 11:34:00 GMT 1, I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous) also known as Freak Power and Mighty Dub Katz
And don't forget Beats International.
I never knew that, and I bought Fatboy Slims first album too (Better Living Through Chemistry) back in 1996 (before he got famous) also known as Freak Power and Mighty Dub Katz And don't forget Beats International. |
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cutlery poll, by manchestermike on Oct 26, 2007 11:36:14 GMT 1, And "That bloke from the housemartins"
And "That bloke from the housemartins"
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gozgoz
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cutlery poll, by gozgoz on Oct 26, 2007 11:40:10 GMT 1, Where's chopsticks in the poll!?
Where's chopsticks in the poll!?
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cutlery poll, by insite on Oct 26, 2007 11:42:27 GMT 1, And "That bloke from the housemartins"
No that's the bit we try to forget
And "That bloke from the housemartins" No that's the bit we try to forget |
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cutlery poll, by Jonny Breaks on Oct 26, 2007 11:45:58 GMT 1, forget all that..... Titanium SPORK
That is some high end Spork action.... ;D
forget all that..... Titanium SPORKThat is some high end Spork action.... ;D |
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Phil Midds
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cutlery poll, by Phil Midds on Oct 26, 2007 12:01:51 GMT 1, I love those Candy Killer pieces McNuts ... where are they from?
I love those Candy Killer pieces McNuts ... where are they from?
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neutral
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cutlery poll, by neutral on Oct 26, 2007 12:14:27 GMT 1,
I clearly noticed...
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stuey09
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cutlery poll, by stuey09 on Oct 26, 2007 12:49:27 GMT 1, forget all that..... Titanium SPORKThat is some high end Spork action.... ;D
Does it double up as some kind of sowing needle?
forget all that..... Titanium SPORKThat is some high end Spork action.... ;D Does it double up as some kind of sowing needle? |
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cutlery poll, by jonpud on Oct 26, 2007 14:10:57 GMT 1, Bollox, I have voted for Fork and I really wanted to vote Spoon, can an administrator please change my vote as it will clearly fuck up the pole if left unadressed!
Bollox, I have voted for Fork and I really wanted to vote Spoon, can an administrator please change my vote as it will clearly fuck up the pole if left unadressed! |
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cutlery poll, by mydeaddogwontwoof on Oct 26, 2007 17:02:51 GMT 1, I have compiled a pie chart of the results thus far, and i think you will agree, they are VERY interesting with forks way out ahead, (poll closes at midnight tonight BST as it is a bit crap), thank you.
quick fork fact for all you prong lovers!
"Before the fork was introduced Westerners were reliant on the spoon and knife as the only eating utensils. Mostly, however, people would eat food with their hands. Members of upper social classes would sometimes be accustomed manners considered more 'proper' and hold two knives at meals and use them to both cut and transfer food to the mouth."
I have compiled a pie chart of the results thus far, and i think you will agree, they are VERY interesting with forks way out ahead, (poll closes at midnight tonight BST as it is a bit crap), thank you. quick fork fact for all you prong lovers! "Before the fork was introduced Westerners were reliant on the spoon and knife as the only eating utensils. Mostly, however, people would eat food with their hands. Members of upper social classes would sometimes be accustomed manners considered more 'proper' and hold two knives at meals and use them to both cut and transfer food to the mouth." |
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BONGO
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cutlery poll, by BONGO on Oct 26, 2007 17:07:36 GMT 1, 
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Montubu7
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cutlery poll, by Montubu7 on Oct 26, 2007 17:47:09 GMT 1, Found this, it's the comedy routine but it's put to some rave music.
That routine is ripped from an early cartoon strip in Zit magazine!
Found this, it's the comedy routine but it's put to some rave music. That routine is ripped from an early cartoon strip in Zit magazine! |
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GD303uk
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cutlery poll, by GD303uk on Oct 26, 2007 18:37:12 GMT 1, not the sketch your after but a great sketch ,
along the same lines.
Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fork ". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not fork on the table you sonnawab**ch" .
sabatier , 
not the sketch your after but a great sketch , along the same lines. Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings me a spoon and a knife but no fork. I tell her "I wanna a fork" and she tell me: "everyone wanna fork ". I tell her "you don't understand me... I wanna fork on the table". She say: "you better not fork on the table you sonnawab**ch" . sabatier , |
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cutlery poll, by paulah on Oct 26, 2007 18:46:57 GMT 1,
Ah - I've just got the new avatar! Thought it was a Ritmo and couldn't work out why!
Ah - I've just got the new avatar! Thought it was a Ritmo and couldn't work out why! |
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cutlery poll, by lesbianwednesdays on Oct 26, 2007 19:07:10 GMT 1, And "That bloke from the housemartins"
and quentin. 
And "That bloke from the housemartins" and quentin. |
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