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Happy Holidays - Art Giveaway, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 14, 2009 18:49:54 GMT 1, Ooh sounds promising!! count me in!!
Ooh sounds promising!! count me in!!
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Joseph Loughborough 🇬🇧 Charcoal Drawing • Gold Leaf, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 14, 2009 17:44:09 GMT 1, Wow Joe, these are really working for me!!
Not going to buy tho as I can't afford but just wanted to show appreciation
Wow Joe, these are really working for me!!
Not going to buy tho as I can't afford but just wanted to show appreciation
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Spreading sum Chrimbo cheer... free ltd ed cards, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 14, 2009 17:39:40 GMT 1, Great festive spirit there on full display!
I'd like to add the latest health & safety guideline with regards to Christmas Carols:
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around
The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his/her glory all around s/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles.
The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc - gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions.
A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipient's name, or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels' hooves.
Away in a Manger
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed - Social services
Great festive spirit there on full display!
I'd like to add the latest health & safety guideline with regards to Christmas Carols:
The Rocking Song
Little Jesus, sweetly sleep, do not stir; We will lend a coat of fur, We will rock you, rock you, rock you, We will rock you, rock you, rock you:
Fur is no longer appropriate wear for small infants, both due to risk of allergy to animal fur, and for ethical reasons. Therefore faux fur, a nice cellular blanket or perhaps micro-fleece material should be considered a suitable alternative.
Please note, only persons who have been subject to a Criminal Records Bureau check and have enhanced clearance will be permitted to rock baby Jesus. Persons must carry their CRB disclosure with them at all times and be prepared to provide three forms of identification before rocking commences.
Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way
A risk assessment must be submitted before an open sleigh is considered safe for members of the public to travel on. The risk assessment must also consider whether it is appropriate to use only one horse for such a venture, particularly if passengers are of larger proportions. Please note, permission must be gained from landowners before entering their fields. To avoid offending those not participating in celebrations, we would request that laughter is moderate only and not loud enough to be considered a noise nuisance.
While Shepherds Watched
While shepherds watched Their flocks by night All seated on the ground The angel of the Lord came down And glory shone around
The union of Shepherd's has complained that it breaches health and safety regulations to insist that shepherds watch their flocks without appropriate seating arrangements being provided, therefore benches, stools and orthopaedic chairs are now available. Shepherds have also requested that due to the inclement weather conditions at this time of year that they should watch their flocks via cctv cameras from centrally heated shepherd observation huts.
Please note, the angel of the lord is reminded that before shining his/her glory all around s/he must ascertain that all shepherds have been issued with glasses capable of filtering out the harmful effects of UVA, UVB and Glory.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw him, you would even say it glows.
You are advised that under the Equal Opportunities for All policy, it is inappropriate for persons to make comment with regard to the ruddiness of any part of Mr. R. Reindeer. Further to this, exclusion of Mr R Reindeer from the Reindeer Games will be considered discriminatory and disciplinary action will be taken against those found guilty of this offence. A full investigation will be implemented and sanctions - including suspension on full pay - will be considered whilst this investigation takes place.
Little Donkey
Little donkey, little donkey on the dusty road Got to keep on plodding onwards with your precious load
The RSPCA have issued strict guidelines with regard to how heavy a load a donkey of small stature is permitted to carry, also included in the guidelines is guidance regarding how often to feed the donkey and how many rest breaks are required over a four hour plodding period. Please note that due to the increased risk of pollution from the dusty road, Mary and Joseph are required to wear face masks to prevent inhalation of any airborne particles.
The donkey has expressed his discomfort at being labelled 'little' and would prefer just to be simply referred to as Mr. Donkey. To comment upon his height or lack thereof may be considered an infringement of his equine rights.
We Three Kings
We three kings of Orient are Bearing gifts we traverse afar Field and fountain, moor and mountain Following yonder star
Whilst the gift of gold is still considered acceptable - as it may be redeemed at a later date through such organisations as 'cash for gold' etc - gifts of frankincense and myrrh are not appropriate due to the potential risk of oils and fragrances causing allergic reactions.
A suggested gift alternative would be to make a donation to a worthy cause in the recipient's name, or perhaps give a gift voucher.
We would not advise that the traversing kings rely on navigation by stars in order to reach their destinations and suggest the use of RAC routefinder or satellite navigation, which will provide the quickest route and advice regarding fuel consumption. Please note as per the guidelines from the RSPCA for Mr Donkey, the camels carrying the three kings of Orient will require regular food and rest breaks. Facemasks for the three kings are also advisable due to the likelihood of dust from the camels' hooves.
Away in a Manger
Away in a Manger No Crib for a bed - Social services
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Russ Mills (BYROGLYPHICS) print no 1's of 25, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 12, 2009 22:03:13 GMT 1, a) shouldn't this be in the Ebay/for sale section?
b) how did you manage to get number 1's?
a) shouldn't this be in the Ebay/for sale section?
b) how did you manage to get number 1's?
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Faile Flag • Star Spangled Shadows Print, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 4, 2009 22:47:22 GMT 1, I'm still waiting for mine to arrive
I'm still waiting for mine to arrive
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Byroglyphics Release - Drawings, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 4, 2009 18:32:49 GMT 1, Congratulations to everyone who picked up one of these. I was sadly stuck in a meeting
Congratulations to everyone who picked up one of these. I was sadly stuck in a meeting
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Faile Scuba Horse Sculpture, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 3, 2009 18:03:52 GMT 1, Their website = FAIL........E
Their website = FAIL........E
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Joseph Loughborough 🇬🇧 Charcoal Drawing • Gold Leaf, by Sliding on the Walls on Dec 2, 2009 15:44:34 GMT 1, Hi Joe,
Love the site - you've done so much work!! I just wanted to add that i tinhk it's a great idea that yuo include archives of all work you've done in the past. It shows your versatility off brilliantly. Also, great call for adding pages of your sketch book on there too. I love seeing artists' sketchbooks.
Hi Joe,
Love the site - you've done so much work!! I just wanted to add that i tinhk it's a great idea that yuo include archives of all work you've done in the past. It shows your versatility off brilliantly. Also, great call for adding pages of your sketch book on there too. I love seeing artists' sketchbooks.
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New Replete print release + win an original canvas, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 30, 2009 22:10:52 GMT 1, Mr Replete... These are beautiful works of art. Props to you
Mr Replete... These are beautiful works of art. Props to you
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Cheba 🇬🇧 Painting • Street Art • Art For Sale, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 19, 2009 22:31:43 GMT 1, done ;D
done ;D
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Banksy - £10k to spend, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 18, 2009 19:49:57 GMT 1, The one that you actually like the look of the most, safe in the knowledge that you didn't base your choice on other people's opinions
The one that you actually like the look of the most, safe in the knowledge that you didn't base your choice on other people's opinions
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Joseph Loughborough 🇬🇧 Charcoal Drawing • Gold Leaf, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 17, 2009 14:05:03 GMT 1, DIRTY
(in a good way)
DIRTY
(in a good way)
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For Sale- Mr Jago ORIGINAL, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 14, 2009 15:50:56 GMT 1, *bump*
*bump*
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For Sale- China Mike - 'An Empty Space' hand finished, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 14, 2009 12:57:23 GMT 1, Only 2 hours to go & currently at £30
Only 2 hours to go & currently at £30
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Prefab77 - US Show & Print Release - 13th Nov, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 13, 2009 18:41:08 GMT 1, Britannia looks absolutely superb!! At first I didn't notice the outline of the British isles making up the body of lady Britannia... Now I notice it, it makes it even more special looking!!
Britannia looks absolutely superb!! At first I didn't notice the outline of the British isles making up the body of lady Britannia... Now I notice it, it makes it even more special looking!!
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FS Replete - 'Twisted' canvas, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 12, 2009 12:35:41 GMT 1, PM offers
PM offers
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Faile Flag • Star Spangled Shadows Print, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 12, 2009 11:26:30 GMT 1, Good on ya
Good on ya
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More cheap sh*t, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 11, 2009 16:56:45 GMT 1, How about the fashion ruins lives T shirt?
How about the fashion ruins lives T shirt?
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NEW landscape Xenz print soon (POW), by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 11, 2009 16:11:40 GMT 1, I'm excited about the news of a release - but POW prints tend to be much more expensive than the other galleries when it comes to Xenz.
I'm excited about the news of a release - but POW prints tend to be much more expensive than the other galleries when it comes to Xenz.
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David shrigley "Brass Tooth" @ Cerealart., by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 11, 2009 16:09:20 GMT 1, The Guardian
The Guardian
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FS-xenz original 1/1 water colour , by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 9, 2009 12:05:56 GMT 1, Me too!
Me too!
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FS Replete - 'Twisted' canvas, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 8, 2009 16:46:22 GMT 1, Title: Twisted Size: 36"x24" (3'x2'/ 91x61cm) Media: Acrylics on a gallery canvas Price: offers Description: Intertwined lettering spelling the word Twisted. Painted by hand (Not a screen print/stencil or digital image.
(Seen here on the right) more pics to come
Title: Twisted Size: 36"x24" (3'x2'/ 91x61cm) Media: Acrylics on a gallery canvas Price: offersDescription: Intertwined lettering spelling the word Twisted. Painted by hand (Not a screen print/stencil or digital image. (Seen here on the right) more pics to come
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New Sickboy, by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 23, 2009 15:18:54 GMT 1, I'm still waiting for my temple to arrive. I ordered it AAAGES ago and paid £20 postage!! Come on $!c|<80Y sort it out
I'm still waiting for my temple to arrive. I ordered it AAAGES ago and paid £20 postage!! Come on $!c|<80Y sort it out
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For Sale- China Mike - 'An Empty Space' hand finished, by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 22, 2009 18:46:15 GMT 1, *bumpy wumpy*
*bumpy wumpy*
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Joseph Loughborough 🇬🇧 Charcoal Drawing • Gold Leaf, by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 22, 2009 18:43:42 GMT 1, LOVE the abstract work!!
LOVE the abstract work!!
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Faile Flag • Star Spangled Shadows Print, by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 22, 2009 17:49:03 GMT 1, Wow, there's a lot of negativity for this print. I personally think it's a great image and one that has 'classic' written all over it. I wish i'd seen the original I bet it has huge impact.
Wow, there's a lot of negativity for this print. I personally think it's a great image and one that has 'classic' written all over it. I wish i'd seen the original I bet it has huge impact.
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Hello. Here's some of my stuff., by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 21, 2009 11:50:55 GMT 1, Great work there mate!! Reminds me a lot of IllJoseph
Great work there mate!! Reminds me a lot of IllJoseph
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FS Dalek, Mr Jago, Titifreak, Dan McCarthy, by Sliding on the Walls on Oct 11, 2009 14:59:35 GMT 1, Also for sale Dan McCarthy - It Felt Good To Be Lost
Also for sale Dan McCarthy - It Felt Good To Be Lost
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