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AP Travel Services | Dismaland last day extravaganza, by Agent Provocateur on Sept 21, 2015 17:11:31 GMT 1, http://instagr.am/p/6oqFAFG1K2
AP Travel Services have secured one 11am and one 7pm ticket for Dismaland's final day, Sunday 27 September. Being the final day who knows (we don't) what amazing last minute things could happen or be available to buy!
So if you've got nothing better to do, and would like to spend the complete day looking at depressing art, in terrible weather, whilst being verbally abused by the staff then get in touch.
On top of this amazing deal we have reserved a single 'sea view' room (oh yes, we've been promised it has a sea view!) at the Savoyโฆ cough, cough B&B, for Friday 25 and Saturday 26. Situated in the ideal location at the other end of the Weston-super-Mare promenade to Dismaland, this nostalgic hostelry is a time capsule that will take you back to the heyday of 70s British seaside vacations. And at ยฃ30* a pop per night luxuriousness is (not) assured.
In return, the only payment we ask is a simple bit of paper that admits one person to the same crap art show on Friday 25 at 7pm. We've heard that's going to be the most boring night, with nothing much happening, so seems like a good exchange.
To be in with a chance of securing this once in a lifetime deal don't delay, either PM us here or email aphq@aprovocateur.co.uk. But be prepared for our highly trained staff person to plead incessantly in any reply.
If there is anything else you think we could add to this amazing package that would sweeten the deal do not be afraid to mention it (unfortunately due to legal reasons we cannot offer sexual favours or slavery, much as we would like to).
Thanks in advance, we look forward to hearing from you.
APTS
* we're obviously not paying for the room, reserving it was hard enough
[Note: we in no way think this will work, but thought it worth a try]
http://instagr.am/p/6oqFAFG1K2 AP Travel Services have secured one 11am and one 7pm ticket for Dismaland's final day, Sunday 27 September. Being the final day who knows (we don't) what amazing last minute things could happen or be available to buy! So if you've got nothing better to do, and would like to spend the complete day looking at depressing art, in terrible weather, whilst being verbally abused by the staff then get in touch. On top of this amazing deal we have reserved a single 'sea view' room (oh yes, we've been promised it has a sea view!) at the Savoyโฆ cough, cough B&B, for Friday 25 and Saturday 26. Situated in the ideal location at the other end of the Weston-super-Mare promenade to Dismaland, this nostalgic hostelry is a time capsule that will take you back to the heyday of 70s British seaside vacations. And at ยฃ30* a pop per night luxuriousness is (not) assured. In return, the only payment we ask is a simple bit of paper that admits one person to the same crap art show on Friday 25 at 7pm. We've heard that's going to be the most boring night, with nothing much happening, so seems like a good exchange. To be in with a chance of securing this once in a lifetime deal don't delay, either PM us here or email aphq@aprovocateur.co.uk. But be prepared for our highly trained staff person to plead incessantly in any reply. If there is anything else you think we could add to this amazing package that would sweeten the deal do not be afraid to mention it (unfortunately due to legal reasons we cannot offer sexual favours or slavery, much as we would like to). Thanks in advance, we look forward to hearing from you. APTS * we're obviously not paying for the room, reserving it was hard enough [Note: we in no way think this will work, but thought it worth a try]
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AP Travel Services | Dismaland last day extravaganza, by 11 on Sept 21, 2015 17:24:51 GMT 1, So you are offering an entire day of displeasure - Final Day no less so bound to be all sorts of unique shite being pushed out.....and you also get to witness lots of looting and robbing if the past 40 something days have been anything to go by....not to mention being located bang in the centre of the hippest part of Weston Super Mare
And all for just one ticket - bloody bargain - you should have asked for two
So you are offering an entire day of displeasure - Final Day no less so bound to be all sorts of unique shite being pushed out.....and you also get to witness lots of looting and robbing if the past 40 something days have been anything to go by....not to mention being located bang in the centre of the hippest part of Weston Super Mare And all for just one ticket - bloody bargain - you should have asked for two
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