brun
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neighbours, by brun on Aug 20, 2008 22:54:56 GMT 1, my neighbours are doing my nut in and i am about to lose it . one of them is playing seriously drab folk music which drones through the wall as we speak
the other has been doing my head in for the last three nights due to her stomping across wooden floors in her high heels she is not so big but sounds like a fucking elephant
should i kill them ? or should i write a nice note ? should i seek professional help or drink myself into oblivion ?
my neighbours are doing my nut in and i am about to lose it . one of them is playing seriously drab folk music which drones through the wall as we speak the other has been doing my head in for the last three nights due to her stomping across wooden floors in her high heels she is not so big but sounds like a fucking elephant should i kill them ? or should i write a nice note ? should i seek professional help or drink myself into oblivion ?
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neighbours, by junkieart on Aug 20, 2008 23:10:07 GMT 1, Put on Bobby Z, (aka bob dylan and enjoy the hippy chicks!!!
Put on Bobby Z, (aka bob dylan and enjoy the hippy chicks!!!
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brun
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neighbours, by brun on Aug 21, 2008 0:36:39 GMT 1, robert zimmerman ! yeah maybe the hippy chicks will get naked
robert zimmerman ! yeah maybe the hippy chicks will get naked
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neighbours, by Deleted on Aug 21, 2008 1:42:07 GMT 1, Edited because i read the following posts and changed my mind.... im like that. I so wish i could have neighbours like the ones following this post, i feel it would be just excellent to hear Nessie the Dormouse belted out by a slightly drunken underpant clad chap on a balcony, v entertaining, instead however the only neighbours i have seem intent with sneaking around my garden each night totally naked digging holes in it, pooing on my driveway and to top it all they eat the lawn!.
Edited because i read the following posts and changed my mind.... im like that. I so wish i could have neighbours like the ones following this post, i feel it would be just excellent to hear Nessie the Dormouse belted out by a slightly drunken underpant clad chap on a balcony, v entertaining, instead however the only neighbours i have seem intent with sneaking around my garden each night totally naked digging holes in it, pooing on my driveway and to top it all they eat the lawn!.
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Heavyconsumer
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neighbours, by Heavyconsumer on Aug 21, 2008 2:30:06 GMT 1, Wait for Dinnertime, then play "Nessen Dorma" at the highest possible volume whilst singing along in your underpants on the balcony - used to do the trick for me! I used to get rat-arsed first of course! So it was like killing two birds with one stone! ;D
edit - it might pi55 them off even more if you do it without your underpants. I really should have considered that at the time. ;D
Wait for Dinnertime, then play "Nessen Dorma" at the highest possible volume whilst singing along in your underpants on the balcony - used to do the trick for me! I used to get rat-arsed first of course! So it was like killing two birds with one stone! ;D
edit - it might pi55 them off even more if you do it without your underpants. I really should have considered that at the time. ;D
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craigf
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neighbours, by craigf on Aug 21, 2008 6:39:49 GMT 1, I guess your walls are either quite thin or they are being v noisy. If you can hear them they can probably hear everything you do to so you have to bear in mind that if you pop over and ask them nicely to turn the volume down that maybe they'll point out they can hear you walking around in your heals listening to Kylie albums at top volume ;D
I guess your walls are either quite thin or they are being v noisy. If you can hear them they can probably hear everything you do to so you have to bear in mind that if you pop over and ask them nicely to turn the volume down that maybe they'll point out they can hear you walking around in your heals listening to Kylie albums at top volume ;D
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