Trevorm
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Trevorm on Apr 13, 2016 20:58:38 GMT 1, ^ haha! Me too. I came home from work one night ( Jeez, must have been 30 years ago) and one of our two cats, Brian, had dragged the butchers wrappings and string out of the bin and swallowed them. When we got home later the other cat, Mary, had clearly spent the day tormenting poor old Brian who by this time had got undigested string hanging out of his arse and was fretting about the other cat trying to snag it. When we got home I had to don a pair off rubber gloves, having grabbed poor old Brian and getting his bum with the protruding string away from the other, very interested cat and pull the (knotted) string out.
He didn't moo
^ haha! Me too. I came home from work one night ( Jeez, must have been 30 years ago) and one of our two cats, Brian, had dragged the butchers wrappings and string out of the bin and swallowed them. When we got home later the other cat, Mary, had clearly spent the day tormenting poor old Brian who by this time had got undigested string hanging out of his arse and was fretting about the other cat trying to snag it. When we got home I had to don a pair off rubber gloves, having grabbed poor old Brian and getting his bum with the protruding string away from the other, very interested cat and pull the (knotted) string out.
He didn't moo
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by 11 on Apr 13, 2016 21:44:10 GMT 1, Last decade - and I'm still chuckling
Last decade - and I'm still chuckling
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Deleted on Apr 14, 2016 11:40:17 GMT 1, Moooooooooo lol .I once see a couple of dognotted dogs in loas..poor things were stood facing opposite directions. I have a picture somewhere. First day in India I see a dog drinking piss straight from a cow stream...Good times.
Moooooooooo lol .I once see a couple of dognotted dogs in loas..poor things were stood facing opposite directions. I have a picture somewhere. First day in India I see a dog drinking piss straight from a cow stream...Good times.
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Tiki
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Tiki on Apr 21, 2016 12:12:40 GMT 1, How long ago was that post? I still to this day laugh about that poor mooing cat. 
That post literally had me crying with laughter at the time, and sure enough it did once again more reccently, when re-reading.
How long ago was that post? I still to this day laugh about that poor mooing cat. That post literally had me crying with laughter at the time, and sure enough it did once again more reccently, when re-reading. |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Deleted on Apr 21, 2016 12:25:32 GMT 1, This might just be the funniest thread I've read in a while!
This might just be the funniest thread I've read in a while!
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 4, 2016 23:36:35 GMT 1, my cat had beef string hanging out it's arse. My mum put on rubber gloves and tried to pull it out and the cat made a deep moo sound.
This post was written in 2008, and i've only just read it now! 'deep moo sound'... I laughed so hard!!
my cat had beef string hanging out it's arse. My mum put on rubber gloves and tried to pull it out and the cat made a deep moo sound. This post was written in 2008, and i've only just read it now! 'deep moo sound'... I laughed so hard!! |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Cornish Crayon on Nov 4, 2016 23:58:06 GMT 1, The mooing cat started the laughing , this one just killed me, I was half asleep nodding off, 10 mins later I've just remembered to breath again.......... lol so hard!!!!!
My ex missus mutt ate a gingham tea towel that ended up protruding from it's farter, this thing had an ersehole like a Gregg's Sausage roll too & I had to pull the fookin thing out, I'd have laughed at the fact it looked like a s**t magician pulling a hanky out of his clenched fist but she told me she'd binned the towel after mopping up puke ! what a dirty dirty bastard !! Mind you i caught it eating used jam rags a few times so a puke covered dish mop is pretty tame !
The mooing cat started the laughing , this one just killed me, I was half asleep nodding off, 10 mins later I've just remembered to breath again.......... lol so hard!!!!! My ex missus mutt ate a gingham tea towel that ended up protruding from it's farter, this thing had an ersehole like a Gregg's Sausage roll too & I had to pull the fookin thing out, I'd have laughed at the fact it looked like a s**t magician pulling a hanky out of his clenched fist but she told me she'd binned the towel after mopping up puke ! what a dirty dirty bastard !! Mind you i caught it eating used jam rags a few times so a puke covered dish mop is pretty tame ! |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Hubble Bubble on Nov 5, 2016 0:15:04 GMT 1, I saw 2 dogs stuck together once. Looked most uncomfortable. There was lots of that in Peru. My mate saw a dog 3 way stuck together when he was out there. There must've been an unhappy male dog somewhere amongst them.
Is it wrong to be aroused by the thought of a '3 way stuck' ?
I saw 2 dogs stuck together once. Looked most uncomfortable. There was lots of that in Peru. My mate saw a dog 3 way stuck together when he was out there. There must've been an unhappy male dog somewhere amongst them. Is it wrong to be aroused by the thought of a '3 way stuck' ? |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by rjf76 on Nov 5, 2016 0:51:37 GMT 1, my cat had beef string hanging out it's arse. My mum put on rubber gloves and tried to pull it out and the cat made a deep moo sound. This post was written in 2008, and i've only just read it now! 'deep moo sound'... I laughed so hard!!
I hadn't seen this before but like you, literally crying. Just imaging Inc the sound....๐ฌ
my cat had beef string hanging out it's arse. My mum put on rubber gloves and tried to pull it out and the cat made a deep moo sound. This post was written in 2008, and i've only just read it now! 'deep moo sound'... I laughed so hard!! I hadn't seen this before but like you, literally crying. Just imaging Inc the sound....๐ฌ |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Sliding on the Walls on Nov 5, 2016 13:18:38 GMT 1, I remember when I was about 10 and it was really popular for kids to wear flourescent shoelaces. My Dad used to shout at me for running around with my shoes untied and he said "If I catch you again with those shoelaces undone I'm cutting them off!" - I thought nothing of his idle threat until the next morning when I woke up to find my beloved Jordache hightops with the bright orange shoelaces ripped off at the top!
I went ballistic at my Dad, who pleaded ignorance very convincingly right up until when the dog did a flourescent orange peppered shit.
I remember when I was about 10 and it was really popular for kids to wear flourescent shoelaces. My Dad used to shout at me for running around with my shoes untied and he said "If I catch you again with those shoelaces undone I'm cutting them off!" - I thought nothing of his idle threat until the next morning when I woke up to find my beloved Jordache hightops with the bright orange shoelaces ripped off at the top!
I went ballistic at my Dad, who pleaded ignorance very convincingly right up until when the dog did a flourescent orange peppered shit.
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Charlesworth on Feb 7, 2018 14:49:31 GMT 1, hahahahahaha!! i love this thread!
hahahahahaha!! i love this thread!
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Tiki
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Tiki on Jun 8, 2018 14:47:04 GMT 1, Some classics in here, that still make me laugh
Some classics in here, that still make me laugh I think credit has to go to Winter for post of the thread, if not the forum. |
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Hubble Bubble on Jun 8, 2018 16:48:16 GMT 1, A thread of huge genius
A thread of huge genius
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Winter
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Winter on Oct 19, 2018 22:33:57 GMT 1, Worrying to think Iโve been on this forum for so long - does still make me laugh though, a very funny thread
Worrying to think Iโve been on this forum for so long - does still make me laugh though, a very funny thread
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Masong
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by Masong on Oct 19, 2018 23:18:55 GMT 1, Iโve got beef on Sunday and im just gonna have visions of winters cats arse... That story was funny as fรปck!!
Iโve got beef on Sunday and im just gonna have visions of winters cats arse... That story was funny as fรปck!!
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My dog shat a pair of knickers!, by urbanflik on Oct 20, 2018 8:18:11 GMT 1, I had a doberman that once jumped up on the kitchen side and ate the freshly cooked lamb chops, basically whole.
My dad went mad as he cooked dinner for my mum, so he kicked the dog up the arse so hard the poor mutt choked the chops back out onto the kitchen floor. Dads put them on the side to show mother when she gets home.
My dad goes to front room to finish the film he was watching. Mum comes home, walks in kitchen, and before my dad even knows sheโs home she starts eating lamb chops that had been in dogs stomach. Dad hears her and comes to kitchen, tells her what happened, she start puking.
I had a doberman that once jumped up on the kitchen side and ate the freshly cooked lamb chops, basically whole.
My dad went mad as he cooked dinner for my mum, so he kicked the dog up the arse so hard the poor mutt choked the chops back out onto the kitchen floor. Dads put them on the side to show mother when she gets home.
My dad goes to front room to finish the film he was watching. Mum comes home, walks in kitchen, and before my dad even knows sheโs home she starts eating lamb chops that had been in dogs stomach. Dad hears her and comes to kitchen, tells her what happened, she start puking.
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