My old dog shat a tesco carrier bag once, it swung around like a tail. ah, good times.

my cat had beef string hanging out it's arse. My mum put on rubber gloves and tried to pull it out and the cat made a deep moo sound.

I saw 2 dogs stuck together once. Looked most uncomfortable.

that made me laugh so much

so where are the pics ?

This is the post of the year so far.

Fantastic this is exactly the desired effect wanted for this post.
Any other stories regarding our pets misfortune more than welcome!

At least you wernt bitten by the pig!

I went to a mates house a few weeks back n his mum was cleaning up dog period off the kitchen floor!

It's the string tied around beef

Back in the days of white dogs**te, when I was too young to understand, our neighbour had what must have been the oldest mongrel dog in the world with what can only be described as a plum tomato like object in a bright red sack attached to a four inch piece of string hanging out of it's arse. Rex didn't seem to mind as it would be happily bobbing along as he paced the streets.
He would occasionally lick it.  Dogs**te is now brown and I'm much older but I have to say, I still don't understand that thing was.

My ex missus mutt ate a gingham tea towel that ended up protruding from it's farter, this thing had an ersehole like a Gregg's Sausage roll too & I had to pull the fookin thing out, I'd have laughed at the fact it looked like a s**t magician pulling a hanky out of his clenched fist but she told me she'd binned the towel after mopping up puke ! what a dirty dirty bastard !!

Mind you i caught it eating used jam rags a few times so a puke covered dish mop is pretty tame !

This is what the forum used to be about!

Decade!