scavos
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June 2007
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Mid Life Crisis, by scavos on Nov 2, 2007 9:51:31 GMT 1, When I was 12 a girlfriend split up with me cos I always brought my bike with me...
;D lol. Classic!
When I was 12 my girlfriend Lisa split up with me because she never understood why I had such an adverse reaction to seeing her on what was to be our last date . It was a hot summer day and with a real feel-good smug air of anticipation of seeing 'my Lisa' , I sat on a grass verge waiting for her bus to arrive . As I leaned back to catch some rays I inadvertently put my hand down on a still warm 'n' fresh pile of dog sh1t .
Her bus pulled up as I was staring at my hand wondering what the hell I was going to do . With the strangely familiar smell of freshly squashed dog turd in my nostrils and Lisa getting off the bus, smiling at me, I turned and fucking legged it as fast as I could muttering real bad swear words as I ran for my life.
Needless to say, that was the last time I saw her. ;D
When I was 12 a girlfriend split up with me cos I always brought my bike with me... ;D lol. Classic! When I was 12 my girlfriend Lisa split up with me because she never understood why I had such an adverse reaction to seeing her on what was to be our last date ![:'(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cry.png) . It was a hot summer day and with a real feel-good smug air of anticipation of seeing 'my Lisa' ![:-*](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/kiss.png) , I sat on a grass verge waiting for her bus to arrive ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png) . As I leaned back to catch some rays ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png) I inadvertently put my hand down on a still warm 'n' fresh pile of dog sh1t ![:-[](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/embarrassed.png) . Her bus pulled up as I was staring at my hand wondering what the hell I was going to do ![>:(](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/angry.png) . With the strangely familiar smell of freshly squashed dog turd in my nostrils ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) and Lisa getting off the bus, smiling at me, I turned and fucking legged it as fast as I could muttering real bad swear words as I ran for my life. Needless to say, that was the last time I saw her. ![:-/](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/undecided.png) ;D
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Mid Life Crisis, by corblimeylimey on Nov 2, 2007 12:25:41 GMT 1, Very funny scavos. ;D ;D ;D
Very funny scavos. ;D ;D ;D
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