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The REAL Banksy???, by manchestermike on May 30, 2007 20:05:18 GMT 1, Indeed.......
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Banksy
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Banksy is described as "irrefutable proof of dark matter" in several noted scientific journals. No one knows what or why he is. His parents say he is a painter and decorator, while others hint at more sinister motives and plans involving grenade croquet for old people.
Contents
* 1 Life
* 2 Work
o 2.1 Whore and Peas
o 2.2 Imitaters and Tribute Artists
* 3 Other noted activities
* 4 Quotes on Banksy
* 5 Links
Life
Little or nothing or less than nothing (or slightly less than more than nothing) is known about Banksy's early life. He was either born in the wagon of a travelling show or was not. A penchant for eating raw oak trees may not be what caused him to enter the girls' changing room of his primary school with a loaded Polaroid aged 8. He was arrested aged 14 for his obscene watercolours depicting a giraffe and the vicar of Cornwall in "unnatural, indecent and grossly deviant poses."
Work
Today Banksy is best known for composing the rock opera Whore and Peas that starred Paris Hilton and Pope Gregory the Great. Co-written with an Estonian peasant named Leo N Trotskoy, Whore and Peas helped Banksy shoot to fame after it occurred to a few people that banging cheap hookers was far more interesting than watching gormless tossers on Big Brother. Among his unfinished work is an attempt to cause the Millennium Dome to fall into the earth's core using an army of supermoles. Another work explores typical 21st-century masculine problems such as getting women to have sex with stupid sad bastards who try to impress them.
Whore and Peas
Hailed as a masterpiece of opera on its debut at the Sydney Royal Stage And Screen Garden Party Parade For The Terminally Hot, Whore and Peas concerns the trials, travails, ups, downs (blahblah etc.) of a young girl's artistic endevours. When her album deal fails, she turns to graffiti prostitution and earns money from spray-painting pornographic stencil art on the bodies of fat businessmen in tights. Paris Hilton was much praised for her lead role, and one critic found the production to be "mostly, like totally, hot. But I still don't get how peas come into it."
Imitators and Tribute Artists
Banksy imitator, Kubbsy :- Image:Kubbsy2.jpg
Bristol Guerilla Pensioner Artist, Granksy
Other noted activities
A master of disguise, Banksy managed to pass himself off as Tony Blair for the first 6 years of Blair's reign as king of all England, France and mouldy banana republics. During the last few years Banksy has moved on to other major projects such as landscape gardening for the blind and hairdressing for dead people.
Banksy is famed for training elephants and cows to paint portraits of obscure Flemish aristocrats in a style reminiscent of No One In Particular.
Quotes on Banksy
“In Soviet Russia wall stencils YOU.”
~ Russian Reversal on banksy
“What is Banksy? He is not a known known, even less he is a known unknown. Banksy is what the unknown unknowns wished and were able to federal express in the unknown known form in which he was expressed.”
~ Count Leonald Rumstoi II on Banksy
“The multitudes of Banksy are there and not there at the same time as not being anywhere but where they aren't.”
~ Phat Toni Negri on Banksy
“....”
~ Banksy on Banksy
Links
* Banksy tribute artist - Granksy
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Banksy"
Category: People
Indeed.......
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Banksy
From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Banksy is described as "irrefutable proof of dark matter" in several noted scientific journals. No one knows what or why he is. His parents say he is a painter and decorator, while others hint at more sinister motives and plans involving grenade croquet for old people.
Contents
* 1 Life
* 2 Work
o 2.1 Whore and Peas
o 2.2 Imitaters and Tribute Artists
* 3 Other noted activities
* 4 Quotes on Banksy
* 5 Links
Life
Little or nothing or less than nothing (or slightly less than more than nothing) is known about Banksy's early life. He was either born in the wagon of a travelling show or was not. A penchant for eating raw oak trees may not be what caused him to enter the girls' changing room of his primary school with a loaded Polaroid aged 8. He was arrested aged 14 for his obscene watercolours depicting a giraffe and the vicar of Cornwall in "unnatural, indecent and grossly deviant poses."
Work
Today Banksy is best known for composing the rock opera Whore and Peas that starred Paris Hilton and Pope Gregory the Great. Co-written with an Estonian peasant named Leo N Trotskoy, Whore and Peas helped Banksy shoot to fame after it occurred to a few people that banging cheap hookers was far more interesting than watching gormless tossers on Big Brother. Among his unfinished work is an attempt to cause the Millennium Dome to fall into the earth's core using an army of supermoles. Another work explores typical 21st-century masculine problems such as getting women to have sex with stupid sad bastards who try to impress them.
Whore and Peas
Hailed as a masterpiece of opera on its debut at the Sydney Royal Stage And Screen Garden Party Parade For The Terminally Hot, Whore and Peas concerns the trials, travails, ups, downs (blahblah etc.) of a young girl's artistic endevours. When her album deal fails, she turns to graffiti prostitution and earns money from spray-painting pornographic stencil art on the bodies of fat businessmen in tights. Paris Hilton was much praised for her lead role, and one critic found the production to be "mostly, like totally, hot. But I still don't get how peas come into it."
Imitators and Tribute Artists
Banksy imitator, Kubbsy :- Image:Kubbsy2.jpg
Bristol Guerilla Pensioner Artist, Granksy
Other noted activities
A master of disguise, Banksy managed to pass himself off as Tony Blair for the first 6 years of Blair's reign as king of all England, France and mouldy banana republics. During the last few years Banksy has moved on to other major projects such as landscape gardening for the blind and hairdressing for dead people.
Banksy is famed for training elephants and cows to paint portraits of obscure Flemish aristocrats in a style reminiscent of No One In Particular.
Quotes on Banksy
“In Soviet Russia wall stencils YOU.”
~ Russian Reversal on banksy
“What is Banksy? He is not a known known, even less he is a known unknown. Banksy is what the unknown unknowns wished and were able to federal express in the unknown known form in which he was expressed.”
~ Count Leonald Rumstoi II on Banksy
“The multitudes of Banksy are there and not there at the same time as not being anywhere but where they aren't.”
~ Phat Toni Negri on Banksy
“....”
~ Banksy on Banksy
Links
* Banksy tribute artist - Granksy
Retrieved from "http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Banksy"
Category: People
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The REAL Banksy???, by corblimeylimey on May 30, 2007 20:32:37 GMT 1,
What a load of crap. ;D
What a load of crap. ;D
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