curiousgeorge
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The Worst Film Ever, by curiousgeorge on Aug 20, 2011 19:54:16 GMT 1, New addition!
The Estate, it really is a poor film so much so I'm thinking of emailing the producers and demanding my bandwidth back!
Edit:according to IMBD it was only a 100k budget movie,now i feel bad, anyone know how to unsend an email 
New addition! The Estate, it really is a poor film so much so I'm thinking of emailing the producers and demanding my bandwidth back! Edit:according to IMBD it was only a 100k budget movie,now i feel bad, anyone know how to unsend an email |
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gilsteph
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The Worst Film Ever, by gilsteph on Aug 20, 2011 20:12:37 GMT 1, Wicker Man remake with Nic Cage.....only film ever to get zero star review in Empire. What makes it worse is the original was so brilliant
Wicker Man remake with Nic Cage.....only film ever to get zero star review in Empire. What makes it worse is the original was so brilliant
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afroken
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The Worst Film Ever, by afroken on Aug 20, 2011 20:34:23 GMT 1, 'Dune', which was thankfully David Lynch's first and last brush with conventional film making, completely massacring a great book in the process. Truly terrible. And to rub salt into the wound and ensure that it was irretrievably unbearable, Sting was the lead in it and he is the worst actor EVER - fact.
'Dune', which was thankfully David Lynch's first and last brush with conventional film making, completely massacring a great book in the process. Truly terrible. And to rub salt into the wound and ensure that it was irretrievably unbearable, Sting was the lead in it and he is the worst actor EVER - fact.
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curiousgeorge
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The Worst Film Ever, by curiousgeorge on Aug 20, 2011 20:40:04 GMT 1, fcking String!!!
fcking String!!!
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The Worst Film Ever, by searchandrescue on Aug 21, 2011 11:06:16 GMT 1, Surely Dune is so bad its good afroken?
Surely Dune is so bad its good afroken?
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The Worst Film Ever, by searchandrescue on Aug 21, 2011 11:10:01 GMT 1, Wicker Man remake with Nic Cage.....only film ever to get zero star review in Empire. What makes it worse is the original was so brilliant
Me too, that should have been left well alone, the original is such a classic. Remember Britt Ekland tempting him through the wall? Man Alive!
Wicker Man remake with Nic Cage.....only film ever to get zero star review in Empire. What makes it worse is the original was so brilliant Me too, that should have been left well alone, the original is such a classic. Remember Britt Ekland tempting him through the wall? Man Alive! |
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 21, 2011 15:03:24 GMT 1, Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore.
My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore.
My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw.
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gibbin82
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The Worst Film Ever, by gibbin82 on Oct 21, 2011 16:02:34 GMT 1, Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore. My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw.
I second this as the most boring film ever, it was produced with a soft focus effect to give it a period look, but all it did was make it all look foggy and dull to match the characters. At the end when some bloke got shot (don't know who he was or even cared, as I had lost any will to try to work out who was who and what was going on long ago) I just wished it had happened a couple of hours earlier so I could have gone home and done something useful with the wasted two hours of my life.
Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore. My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw. I second this as the most boring film ever, it was produced with a soft focus effect to give it a period look, but all it did was make it all look foggy and dull to match the characters. At the end when some bloke got shot (don't know who he was or even cared, as I had lost any will to try to work out who was who and what was going on long ago) I just wished it had happened a couple of hours earlier so I could have gone home and done something useful with the wasted two hours of my life. |
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 21, 2011 16:05:24 GMT 1, Mate, so glad its not just me, worst ending ever.
Film ending spoiler for those who havent seen it:
He's the spy.
Yes, its him.
Now he's dead.
yes, he is.
End.
Oh, and Gary Oldman for an oscar? what for exactly? his ability to stay silent or his ability to stand there silently with his mouth open like a fish?
awful film.
Mate, so glad its not just me, worst ending ever.
Film ending spoiler for those who havent seen it:
He's the spy.
Yes, its him.
Now he's dead.
yes, he is.
End.
Oh, and Gary Oldman for an oscar? what for exactly? his ability to stay silent or his ability to stand there silently with his mouth open like a fish?
awful film.
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klyde
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The Worst Film Ever, by klyde on Oct 21, 2011 16:09:34 GMT 1, Synecdoche, New York.
The worst film I have ever seen, and I watch a lot.
Billed as a comedy?? Utterly insane. Itโs a horrible film. I always watch a film to the bitter end but this was a major struggle. Unbelievably bad.
In turn the best film I have ever seen, American Psycho.
Synecdoche, New York.
The worst film I have ever seen, and I watch a lot.
Billed as a comedy?? Utterly insane. Itโs a horrible film. I always watch a film to the bitter end but this was a major struggle. Unbelievably bad.
In turn the best film I have ever seen, American Psycho.
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love
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The Worst Film Ever, by love on Oct 21, 2011 16:13:41 GMT 1, Some love it, some hate it!
Some love it, some hate it! |
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 21, 2011 16:23:14 GMT 1, Some love it, some hate it!
WTF?! that looks like one of the weirdest things ive ever seen....
Some love it, some hate it! WTF?! that looks like one of the weirdest things ive ever seen.... |
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tommm9
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The Worst Film Ever, by tommm9 on Oct 21, 2011 16:26:14 GMT 1, It's genius
It's genius
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tommm9
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The Worst Film Ever, by tommm9 on Oct 21, 2011 16:28:16 GMT 1, Anyone seen this? -
Anyone seen this? -
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balibob
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The Worst Film Ever, by balibob on Oct 21, 2011 16:30:52 GMT 1, Weird with a capitol WUGH
Weird with a capitol WUGH
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 21, 2011 16:31:28 GMT 1,
No but i want to!
I wonder if blockbuster have it?
No but i want to! I wonder if blockbuster have it? |
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The Worst Film Ever, by hunter007 on Oct 21, 2011 16:38:01 GMT 1, Have you seen the film Rubber, Now check that out , well trailor at least
Have you seen the film Rubber, Now check that out , well trailor at least
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 21, 2011 16:39:02 GMT 1, Thats the trailer Love posted mate, looks very weird, probably worth a watch tho.
Thats the trailer Love posted mate, looks very weird, probably worth a watch tho.
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The Worst Film Ever, by hunter007 on Oct 21, 2011 16:40:58 GMT 1, Thats the trailer Love posted mate, looks very weird, probably worth a watch tho.
ah i see i should had looked through , looks interesting atleast
Thats the trailer Love posted mate, looks very weird, probably worth a watch tho. ah i see i should had looked through , looks interesting atleast |
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cosmic
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The Worst Film Ever, by cosmic on Oct 21, 2011 17:01:28 GMT 1, Some love it, some hate it! WTF?! that looks like one of the weirdest things ive ever seen....
Fantastic movie !!
Some love it, some hate it! WTF?! that looks like one of the weirdest things ive ever seen.... Fantastic movie !! |
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cosmic
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The Worst Film Ever, by cosmic on Oct 21, 2011 17:34:11 GMT 1,
yes
'Hobo with a Shotgun'
is fantastic !!
yes 'Hobo with a Shotgun' is fantastic !! |
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The Worst Film Ever, by searchandrescue on Oct 21, 2011 17:37:36 GMT 1, Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore. My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw. I second this as the most boring film ever, it was produced with a soft focus effect to give it a period look, but all it did was make it all look foggy and dull to match the characters. At the end when some bloke got shot (don't know who he was or even cared, as I had lost any will to try to work out who was who and what was going on long ago) I just wished it had happened a couple of hours earlier so I could have gone home and done something useful with the wasted two hours of my life.
Can highly recommend ttsp from 1979 starring Sir Alec Guinness. 'bout ยฃ3 in most big tesco's
Tinker Tailor Soldier Snore. My god i've never wanted to slit my wrists during a film so much, THE most boring film i have ever sat through. It was worse than waterworld and dances with wolves combined. I almost poked my eyes out with my straw. I second this as the most boring film ever, it was produced with a soft focus effect to give it a period look, but all it did was make it all look foggy and dull to match the characters. At the end when some bloke got shot (don't know who he was or even cared, as I had lost any will to try to work out who was who and what was going on long ago) I just wished it had happened a couple of hours earlier so I could have gone home and done something useful with the wasted two hours of my life. Can highly recommend ttsp from 1979 starring Sir Alec Guinness. 'bout ยฃ3 in most big tesco's |
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 25, 2011 13:14:44 GMT 1, Sat down with the missus last night and we decided after 6 years its her choice for a film.....
Do i regret that....
How to lose a guy in 10 days.
My goodness, it should have been called how to lose your male audience in 10 seconds.
Worst film ever. period, full stop, thread can be locked.
Sat down with the missus last night and we decided after 6 years its her choice for a film.....
Do i regret that....
How to lose a guy in 10 days.
My goodness, it should have been called how to lose your male audience in 10 seconds.
Worst film ever. period, full stop, thread can be locked.
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The Worst Film Ever, by hunter007 on Oct 25, 2011 13:18:00 GMT 1, I watched Thor last night, wow that was shite too, its basically a love storey and thats it, no fighting really, other than the start.
Usually i dont watch films like this and i dont know why i changed but what a waste of time
I watched Thor last night, wow that was shite too, its basically a love storey and thats it, no fighting really, other than the start.
Usually i dont watch films like this and i dont know why i changed but what a waste of time
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 25, 2011 13:22:38 GMT 1, Really?? dude i loved Thor!
Classic quote:
'I need a horse'
'We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds'
'Then give me one of those large enough to ride.'
Really?? dude i loved Thor!
Classic quote:
'I need a horse'
'We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds'
'Then give me one of those large enough to ride.'
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The Worst Film Ever, by hunter007 on Oct 25, 2011 13:24:59 GMT 1, Really?? dude i loved Thor! Classic quote: 'I need a horse' 'We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds' 'Then give me one of those large enough to ride.'
Well actually i laughed allot at that bit and a few others i guess i was thinking it would be more actiion than a love storey, which iguess i f iwas prepared for that i would had enjoyed it more. I think if the film had more interation with thor and people from Earth it could had made it much more funny
Really?? dude i loved Thor! Classic quote: 'I need a horse' 'We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds' 'Then give me one of those large enough to ride.' Well actually i laughed allot at that bit and a few others i guess i was thinking it would be more actiion than a love storey, which iguess i f iwas prepared for that i would had enjoyed it more. I think if the film had more interation with thor and people from Earth it could had made it much more funny |
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craigf
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The Worst Film Ever, by craigf on Oct 25, 2011 13:44:13 GMT 1, I watched Thor on a plane last week, quite enjoyed it
Natalie Portman didn't use to float my boat, but I'm a bit of a convert of late 
I watched Thor on a plane last week, quite enjoyed it Natalie Portman didn't use to float my boat, but I'm a bit of a convert of late |
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Hubble Bubble
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The Worst Film Ever, by Hubble Bubble on Oct 25, 2011 13:55:37 GMT 1, I loved TTSSnore... Thought it elegant in the extreme: in an age of nonsensical Transformers garbage, I found it a relaxing and enjoyable couple of hours... But I'm a big fan of that director especially 'Let The Right One In' ...
I guess there's no accounting for taste. Whisper it quietly but I've heard there might be some people in the world who don't like Banksy 
I loved TTSSnore... Thought it elegant in the extreme: in an age of nonsensical Transformers garbage, I found it a relaxing and enjoyable couple of hours... But I'm a big fan of that director especially 'Let The Right One In' ... I guess there's no accounting for taste. Whisper it quietly but I've heard there might be some people in the world who don't like Banksy |
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The Worst Film Ever, by nah on Oct 25, 2011 14:07:48 GMT 1, Synecdoche, New York. The worst film I have ever seen, and I watch a lot. Billed as a comedy?? Utterly insane. Itโs a horrible film. I always watch a film to the bitter end but this was a major struggle. Unbelievably bad. In turn the best film I have ever seen, American Psycho.
really, dude?
Synecdoche, New York. The worst film I have ever seen, and I watch a lot. Billed as a comedy?? Utterly insane. Itโs a horrible film. I always watch a film to the bitter end but this was a major struggle. Unbelievably bad. In turn the best film I have ever seen, American Psycho. really, dude? |
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saint
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The Worst Film Ever, by saint on Oct 28, 2011 15:07:39 GMT 1, had the misfortune of watching 'Bulletproof Monk' last night. Now theres a few hours of my life i wont get back. Normally quite fan of Chow Yun-Fat, but not this time.
I actually ended up taking a sleeping pill with about an hour to go so have no idea how it ends. I assume its the classic 'Nazi gets defeated, boy gets girl and becomes the next whatever it is' style ending....
had the misfortune of watching 'Bulletproof Monk' last night. Now theres a few hours of my life i wont get back. Normally quite fan of Chow Yun-Fat, but not this time.
I actually ended up taking a sleeping pill with about an hour to go so have no idea how it ends. I assume its the classic 'Nazi gets defeated, boy gets girl and becomes the next whatever it is' style ending....
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