illu
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freebies, by illu on Sept 16, 2011 15:52:59 GMT 1, I cleaned up my place and one of the last monkey canvases I found should be set free on here, also some sound goes out to one of you. hmmm what's the deal....make me laugh guys! will run this thread till wednesday..... o.
I cleaned up my place and one of the last monkey canvases I found should be set free on here, also some sound goes out to one of you. hmmm what's the deal....make me laugh guys! will run this thread till wednesday..... o.
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freebies, by maumau93 on Sept 16, 2011 16:09:09 GMT 1, During the bad economic times in Greece it has been decided that production of two of its famous dishes, taramasalata and hummus,can no longer continue in case it causes a "double dip" recession...
During the bad economic times in Greece it has been decided that production of two of its famous dishes, taramasalata and hummus,can no longer continue in case it causes a "double dip" recession...
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freebies, by xmyart on Sept 16, 2011 16:12:39 GMT 1, lol like it five
You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!!
NOT good times!!
lol like it five
You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!!
NOT good times!!
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freebies, by fingerz on Sept 16, 2011 16:50:26 GMT 1, "Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
"Two Martinis, bitte."
"Dry?"
"Nein, I said TWO!"
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freebies, by warsaw project on Sept 16, 2011 17:04:36 GMT 1, lol like it five You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!! NOT good times!!
Armpit, belly button, behind knee?! Did you have any clothes on?
;D
lol like it five You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!! NOT good times!! Armpit, belly button, behind knee?! Did you have any clothes on? ;D
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freebies, by maumau93 on Sept 16, 2011 17:21:47 GMT 1, Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
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freebies, by hunter007 on Sept 16, 2011 17:26:36 GMT 1, Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand.
like it
Once I posed nude for a magazine. I've never been back to THAT newstand. like it
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caddyshack
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freebies, by caddyshack on Sept 16, 2011 19:03:05 GMT 1, The police have finally admitted that they were wrong in the Jean Charles de Menezes shooting in 2005. It was his naughty brother Dennis that they were after....
The police have finally admitted that they were wrong in the Jean Charles de Menezes shooting in 2005. It was his naughty brother Dennis that they were after....
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Warm Gun
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freebies, by Warm Gun on Sept 16, 2011 19:18:06 GMT 1, lol like it five You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!! NOT good times!!
How strange, I have a horsefly bite behing my knee too! Also have one on the front of my knee and on my bloody foot! Itchy little blighters they be!
lol like it five You can laugh at my pain and irritation if that helps!! Went filming in the woods as an extra for a music vid the other day. I have at least 7 (i can only guess) horsefly bites. One on the back of my knee, gets irritated anytime i walk. one in my armpit, hurts if i move my arm. and best of all, one of the little s**ts has bit me in the belly button, not only highly irritatning, but everytime i itch it, it makes me want to piss!!!!! NOT good times!! How strange, I have a horsefly bite behing my knee too! Also have one on the front of my knee and on my bloody foot! Itchy little blighters they be!
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misterx
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December 2010
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freebies, by misterx on Sept 16, 2011 19:24:24 GMT 1, Mary had a little lamb......
The doctor nearly fainted.
Mary had a little lamb......
The doctor nearly fainted.
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kirksta
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November 2009
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freebies, by kirksta on Sept 16, 2011 19:39:54 GMT 1, A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: โMy friend is dead! What can I do?โ
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: โJust take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.โ There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: โOK, now what?โ
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: โMy friend is dead! What can I do?โ
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: โJust take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.โ There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: โOK, now what?โ
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stringer64
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November 2010
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freebies, by stringer64 on Sept 16, 2011 21:55:26 GMT 1, Arsenal
Arsenal
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stringer64
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November 2010
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freebies, by stringer64 on Sept 16, 2011 21:56:27 GMT 1, Well, they make me laugh....
Well, they make me laugh....
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freebies, by fingerz on Sept 16, 2011 22:18:11 GMT 1, i went to run a bath last night put some music on , about 10 mins the bathroom door opened so i turned around to see the gf squash a plate of that squirty cream stuff in my face ...... bad times
i went to run a bath last night put some music on , about 10 mins the bathroom door opened so i turned around to see the gf squash a plate of that squirty cream stuff in my face ...... bad times
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hobgoblin
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freebies, by hobgoblin on Sept 16, 2011 22:53:26 GMT 1, toilet graffiti like cave paintings but dirty
toilet graffiti like cave paintings but dirty
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hobgoblin
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freebies, by hobgoblin on Sept 16, 2011 22:55:30 GMT 1, When life gives you lemons, make abstract lemon art. Life wonโt expect that.
When life gives you lemons, make abstract lemon art. Life wonโt expect that.
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illu
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December 2009
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freebies, by illu on Sept 17, 2011 1:29:19 GMT 1, looking forward to read more.....very nice so far
looking forward to read more.....very nice so far
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mmmike
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freebies, by mmmike on Sept 17, 2011 3:38:18 GMT 1, A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: โMy friend is dead! What can I do?โ The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: โJust take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.โ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: โOK, now what?โ
lol
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: โMy friend is dead! What can I do?โ The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: โJust take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.โ There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: โOK, now what?โ lol
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freebies, by maumau93 on Sept 18, 2011 18:44:13 GMT 1, I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
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freebies, by xmyart on Sept 18, 2011 18:47:30 GMT 1, For some reason that seems to just make me think of Tommy Cooper Five.
For some reason that seems to just make me think of Tommy Cooper Five.
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freebies, by maumau93 on Sept 18, 2011 19:06:38 GMT 1, i herd it on tim vine the other day and for some reason it stuck in my head
i herd it on tim vine the other day and for some reason it stuck in my head
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illu
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freebies, by illu on Sept 23, 2011 13:16:08 GMT 1, Five gets it for the naked man...
Five gets it for the naked man...
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freebies, by fingerz on Sept 23, 2011 13:30:43 GMT 1, well done that man .....
well done that man .....
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mrblast
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January 2011
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freebies, by mrblast on Sept 23, 2011 13:53:34 GMT 1, How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick!!!!!
How do you stop a dog humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick!!!!!
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freebies, by maumau93 on Sept 23, 2011 15:24:27 GMT 1, cheers illu!!! i cant wait to see it in the flesh
cheers illu!!! i cant wait to see it in the flesh
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saint
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freebies, by saint on Sept 23, 2011 15:36:32 GMT 1, The police have finally admitted that they were wrong in the Jean Charles de Menezes shooting in 2005. It was his naughty brother Dennis that they were after....
;D You win for me, unfortunately I don't have owt to give you, other than kudos, which you have earnt in spades, kudos.
The police have finally admitted that they were wrong in the Jean Charles de Menezes shooting in 2005. It was his naughty brother Dennis that they were after.... ;D You win for me, unfortunately I don't have owt to give you, other than kudos, which you have earnt in spades, kudos.
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stringer64
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November 2010
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freebies, by stringer64 on Sept 23, 2011 15:45:08 GMT 1, A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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balibob
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November 2010
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freebies, by balibob on Sept 23, 2011 15:48:19 GMT 1, Man goes to the doctor..
Man ''doctor, everytime I raise my arm over my head it hurts''
Doctor ''dont do it then''
Man goes to the doctor..
Man ''doctor, everytime I raise my arm over my head it hurts''
Doctor ''dont do it then''
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saint
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freebies, by saint on Sept 23, 2011 15:57:31 GMT 1, Man goes to the doctor.. Man ''doctor, everytime I raise my arm over my head it hurts'' Doctor ''dont do it then''
;D
Man goes to the doctor.. Man ''doctor, everytime I raise my arm over my head it hurts'' Doctor ''dont do it then'' ;D
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