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Antony Micallef @ POW Online, by danvnuk on Sept 19, 2007 11:31:37 GMT 1, I actually had 5 mins to consider that print for a change - stuck it in the basket, then had a good look - decided it's a winner and bought it.
Makes a bloody change - normally it's a case of fastest fingers first.
I actually had 5 mins to consider that print for a change - stuck it in the basket, then had a good look - decided it's a winner and bought it.
Makes a bloody change - normally it's a case of fastest fingers first.
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Antony Micallef @ POW Online, by danvnuk on Sept 19, 2007 11:26:40 GMT 1, oooh - seems everyones having the same problem. Lets hope its all ok - this will look beautiful framed up on the opposite wall to my JD ;D
oooh - seems everyones having the same problem. Lets hope its all ok - this will look beautiful framed up on the opposite wall to my JD ;D
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Antony Micallef @ POW Online, by danvnuk on Sept 19, 2007 11:22:42 GMT 1, argh Protx crashed for me on the last stage - think I got one - got an email from Protx saying the transaction was succesful, and a ref number.....but the details in the email are blank such as my address and the item decription.
Not sure what to do now.
argh Protx crashed for me on the last stage - think I got one - got an email from Protx saying the transaction was succesful, and a ref number.....but the details in the email are blank such as my address and the item decription.
Not sure what to do now.
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Antony Micallef - Lazinc line, by danvnuk on Sept 19, 2007 18:04:55 GMT 1, A ticket system has worked in butcher's shops for decades; why Laz couldn't implement one I don't know. You pick up a ticket when you arrive; then you wait your turn and place your order. That way no pushing, no fighting and you can even go to the loo. I believe its what they used to call "first come first served".
All very sensible - but not very rawk and roll is it? Sounds like Argos
just kidding Great suggestion, - I'm think going to start a thread "How to Organise a perfect show/Print Sale"
A ticket system has worked in butcher's shops for decades; why Laz couldn't implement one I don't know. You pick up a ticket when you arrive; then you wait your turn and place your order. That way no pushing, no fighting and you can even go to the loo. I believe its what they used to call "first come first served". All very sensible - but not very rawk and roll is it? Sounds like Argos just kidding Great suggestion, - I'm think going to start a thread "How to Organise a perfect show/Print Sale"
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Micallef Judgement Day framed pics please, by danvnuk on Sept 16, 2007 12:15:08 GMT 1, cheers danvnuk, what colour mount is that? is it a cream mount? CR
Hi CR - yeah it's a cream mount - looking at the framing receipt it's called 3989 Barley.
cheers danvnuk, what colour mount is that? is it a cream mount? CR Hi CR - yeah it's a cream mount - looking at the framing receipt it's called 3989 Barley.
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Micallef Judgement Day framed pics please, by danvnuk on Sept 16, 2007 11:44:45 GMT 1,
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pow site?, by danvnuk on Sept 14, 2007 20:40:38 GMT 1, ok you guys may not like this, but I bought it. why? Apple is a customer of mine and I'm going to prominently display it in my office. The product managers at Apple will get a kick out of it. That's it though. I personally don't like the image nor do I think there is any deep or artistic meaning.
Your funeral dude... ;D
My coat please....
ok you guys may not like this, but I bought it. why? Apple is a customer of mine and I'm going to prominently display it in my office. The product managers at Apple will get a kick out of it. That's it though. I personally don't like the image nor do I think there is any deep or artistic meaning. Your funeral dude... ;D My coat please....
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pow site?, by danvnuk on Sept 14, 2007 20:15:31 GMT 1, I think its that he wishes he had brought one with him for something to watch I hate to say it but still dislike zbioks more!!! agreed. this is better than zbiok
Better than Zbiok, that's kind of like saying contracting Herpes is better than having Syphillis.
err....not that I'd know.
I think its that he wishes he had brought one with him for something to watch I hate to say it but still dislike zbioks more!!! agreed. this is better than zbiok Better than Zbiok, that's kind of like saying contracting Herpes is better than having Syphillis. err....not that I'd know.
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pow site?, by danvnuk on Sept 14, 2007 20:13:22 GMT 1, got to agree Carlito.
You know when uninformed art 'critics' say... "a five year old could do better than that"...
Well.....
in this case, they actually could. It's bloody awful, unfunny, unfeasibly bad.
got to agree Carlito.
You know when uninformed art 'critics' say... "a five year old could do better than that"...
Well.....
in this case, they actually could. It's bloody awful, unfunny, unfeasibly bad.
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pow site?, by danvnuk on Sept 14, 2007 20:07:41 GMT 1,
Right, lets analyze this bad boy properly then...there's obviously hidden meaning, POW know what they're doing....ok....
do you know what? I was going to write something amusing about it, kind of like I did with the Zbiok awhile back, but I've sat there staring at this 'amusing' picture, and my mind has gone totally blank....it's devoid of humor.....it is a humor free zone....
incredible.
Right, lets analyze this bad boy properly then...there's obviously hidden meaning, POW know what they're doing....ok.... do you know what? I was going to write something amusing about it, kind of like I did with the Zbiok awhile back, but I've sat there staring at this 'amusing' picture, and my mind has gone totally blank....it's devoid of humor.....it is a humor free zone.... incredible.
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pow site?, by danvnuk on Sept 14, 2007 17:52:41 GMT 1,
Sheesh,.....come back Zbiok, all is forgiven.
Sheesh,.....come back Zbiok, all is forgiven.
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Are POW "Still" Banksy Fans???, by danvnuk on Sept 13, 2007 14:48:47 GMT 1, They think the delaying tactics are clever and will make us want Banksy's work even more!! Well POW it's backfired on you this time cuz I am well pissed off waiting and being kept in the dark so as a matter of protest I refuse to buy any more Banksy prints from you direct!!! There you go, bet that's got them worried!! (They will have one sitting there for years now unsold like the beutiful loser prints!!! ;D
Very Clever jonpud....very clever indeed.....but I see through your little charade....
You wish us to believe you will forgo all future Banksy releases in future in the hope that all 30 odd thousand Banksy buyers will also go along with you....and therefore leaving you to snap them all up yourself.
But - I have stumbled across your plan, and can appreciate it for what it is. What an evil warped genius you are.....
Do you by any chance own a Giant Laser?
They think the delaying tactics are clever and will make us want Banksy's work even more!! Well POW it's backfired on you this time cuz I am well pissed off waiting and being kept in the dark so as a matter of protest I refuse to buy any more Banksy prints from you direct!!! There you go, bet that's got them worried!! (They will have one sitting there for years now unsold like the beutiful loser prints!!! ;D Very Clever jonpud....very clever indeed.....but I see through your little charade.... You wish us to believe you will forgo all future Banksy releases in future in the hope that all 30 odd thousand Banksy buyers will also go along with you....and therefore leaving you to snap them all up yourself. But - I have stumbled across your plan, and can appreciate it for what it is. What an evil warped genius you are..... Do you by any chance own a Giant Laser?
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Banksy or not Banksy, that is the question?, by danvnuk on Sept 10, 2007 21:21:27 GMT 1,
oooh - another new one. So we have this version of the "Blue p***s Painter", the Old Street Angel....and.....? exciting!!! - Banksy hasn't been this prolific all year.
oooh - another new one. So we have this version of the "Blue p***s Painter", the Old Street Angel....and..... ? exciting!!! - Banksy hasn't been this prolific all year.
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Banksy or not Banksy, that is the question?, by danvnuk on Sept 10, 2007 15:09:44 GMT 1, without meaning to sound ignorant, what was the obvious meaning of his last street piece?? I dont think he was telling us he has a giant blue c*ck ? I thought it was a comment/challenge on all the proposals to preserve his street work whilst still buffing everything else, you know the whole graffiti bad, Banksy good thing that councils are doing.
I thought the meaning behind the 'Blue c**k' piece was Banksy is seen in some artistic circles as a 'proper' artist now, in this case a classic fine art type as signified by the French looking painter dude.
But - his output in his eyes, is childish, cheeky and even obscene, a million miles away from fine art. (as typified by the blue c**k)
It's kind of like the Morons piece - the same message - poking fun
without meaning to sound ignorant, what was the obvious meaning of his last street piece?? I dont think he was telling us he has a giant blue c*ck ? I thought it was a comment/challenge on all the proposals to preserve his street work whilst still buffing everything else, you know the whole graffiti bad, Banksy good thing that councils are doing. I thought the meaning behind the 'Blue c**k' piece was Banksy is seen in some artistic circles as a 'proper' artist now, in this case a classic fine art type as signified by the French looking painter dude. But - his output in his eyes, is childish, cheeky and even obscene, a million miles away from fine art. (as typified by the blue c**k) It's kind of like the Morons piece - the same message - poking fun
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Banksy or not Banksy, that is the question?, by danvnuk on Sept 10, 2007 14:45:50 GMT 1, I'm going with Banksy as well - his style seems to have changed quite a bit in the last few pieces attributed to him, so wouldn't suprise me if this was his. It's certainly a nice piece of work.
As for meaning, some kind of comment on gun crime, the angel looks like the statues of angels you have in graveyards. wearing a bullet proof vest..the skull with the baseball cap a Hamlet reference - mourning someone's loss....
perhaps the point is 'even angels need bullet proof vests in the more choice parts of London nowadays'
I'm going with Banksy as well - his style seems to have changed quite a bit in the last few pieces attributed to him, so wouldn't suprise me if this was his. It's certainly a nice piece of work.
As for meaning, some kind of comment on gun crime, the angel looks like the statues of angels you have in graveyards. wearing a bullet proof vest..the skull with the baseball cap a Hamlet reference - mourning someone's loss....
perhaps the point is 'even angels need bullet proof vests in the more choice parts of London nowadays'
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Mid Life Crisis, by danvnuk on Sept 6, 2007 12:09:49 GMT 1, White dog poo....ahhh...endless summers....jumpers for goalposts.....scrawling on pavement with chalk, the chalk 'not working' and realising it's something else entirely......
White dog poo....ahhh...endless summers....jumpers for goalposts.....scrawling on pavement with chalk, the chalk 'not working' and realising it's something else entirely......
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Mid Life Crisis, by danvnuk on Sept 5, 2007 12:08:16 GMT 1, Scavos, Incredibly, I have almost the exact same dog humping story concerning a friend of mine - still makes me laugh now.
It's the early 80's, Walking out of my front door, a fresh faced youth of about age 9, I spy a familiar group of 20 or so local kids hanging around a big Oak tree overhanging the Car Park.
There's a bit of a ruccus and as I get closer, I notice a rope swing has been errected from one of the sturdier branches - it's about 5 foot off the ground will a stick stuck through the bottom crossways as a crude seat.
As I arrive, a clamour goes up with people urging me to climb aboard this rope swing, y'see it's great fun - you sit on the 'seat' about 5 foot off the ground and Mike Brockett (a Hulking 16 year old but built like a brick s**t house) swings you around....fantastic fun...you must try it....
I look warily around and notice a few of the faces urging me on look strained, I'm not sure but some perhaps have been crying....But, ignoring the obvious warning signs I pull myself up and sit on the swing.
Mike Brockett flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles in a businesslike way and then begins to swing me around above everyones heads gently at first.....slowly building up momentum....this can't be right....too late....I'm trapped, spinning around at what seems like a thousand miles per hour as the assembled throng laughs and jeers below me in a whirl.....by this time I'm screaming, I can feel my fingers slipping off the rope....the centrifugal force is too much.....I know this is going to hurt.....
I fly through the air backwards at least 10 foot and land heavily on my back, winded, I can't move, everyones pissing themselves laughing. Eventually I recover and stand up to much back slapping and laughter, I'm now one of the initiated.
At this point....
My best mate Chris comes bowling over....."What's going on?" he questions in an innocent manner. Once again, the assembled mob explain, you get on the swing, Mike swings it around, its fantastic fun, we've all done it, it's the best thing ever......
Chris looks suspicious, and then looks directly at me in askance, as his best pal I can be relied upon for my honesty surely.....
"Yeah it's brilliant Chris, have a go" I offer in my best double glazing salesman style.
Convinced, Chris, who's a small fella climbs aboard and Mike once again cranks up the centrifuge....Chris's expression of confusion momentarily turning to sheer terror, but, he then becomes a blur of movement, his expression no longer discernible.
Chris's velocity, being a short guy is incredible - he flies off screaming and lands about 20 feet away on his back with a thump and is so winded he can't move.
We all roll around laughing, a new victim claimed.
At this point, you would think things couldn't get worse for Chris...
A small ratty mongrel dog, all wiry fur, comes wandering over - sniffs the prostrate Chris once, and without any hesitation. climbs aboard and starts to hump him in a frantic manner.
Chris is too winded to push the dog off. He makes a feeble attempt, but sighs and accepts his fate. The assmbled mob, myself included unable to believe this new development are rolling around on the floor pissing ourselves laughing.....
The mongrel, ratty looking dog, having satisfied his sexual urges succesfully....all over my best friend wanders off into the sunset.
Happy Days.
Scavos, Incredibly, I have almost the exact same dog humping story concerning a friend of mine - still makes me laugh now.
It's the early 80's, Walking out of my front door, a fresh faced youth of about age 9, I spy a familiar group of 20 or so local kids hanging around a big Oak tree overhanging the Car Park.
There's a bit of a ruccus and as I get closer, I notice a rope swing has been errected from one of the sturdier branches - it's about 5 foot off the ground will a stick stuck through the bottom crossways as a crude seat.
As I arrive, a clamour goes up with people urging me to climb aboard this rope swing, y'see it's great fun - you sit on the 'seat' about 5 foot off the ground and Mike Brockett (a Hulking 16 year old but built like a brick s**t house) swings you around....fantastic fun...you must try it....
I look warily around and notice a few of the faces urging me on look strained, I'm not sure but some perhaps have been crying....But, ignoring the obvious warning signs I pull myself up and sit on the swing.
Mike Brockett flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles in a businesslike way and then begins to swing me around above everyones heads gently at first.....slowly building up momentum....this can't be right....too late....I'm trapped, spinning around at what seems like a thousand miles per hour as the assembled throng laughs and jeers below me in a whirl.....by this time I'm screaming, I can feel my fingers slipping off the rope....the centrifugal force is too much.....I know this is going to hurt.....
I fly through the air backwards at least 10 foot and land heavily on my back, winded, I can't move, everyones pissing themselves laughing. Eventually I recover and stand up to much back slapping and laughter, I'm now one of the initiated.
At this point....
My best mate Chris comes bowling over....."What's going on?" he questions in an innocent manner. Once again, the assembled mob explain, you get on the swing, Mike swings it around, its fantastic fun, we've all done it, it's the best thing ever......
Chris looks suspicious, and then looks directly at me in askance, as his best pal I can be relied upon for my honesty surely.....
"Yeah it's brilliant Chris, have a go" I offer in my best double glazing salesman style.
Convinced, Chris, who's a small fella climbs aboard and Mike once again cranks up the centrifuge....Chris's expression of confusion momentarily turning to sheer terror, but, he then becomes a blur of movement, his expression no longer discernible.
Chris's velocity, being a short guy is incredible - he flies off screaming and lands about 20 feet away on his back with a thump and is so winded he can't move.
We all roll around laughing, a new victim claimed.
At this point, you would think things couldn't get worse for Chris...
A small ratty mongrel dog, all wiry fur, comes wandering over - sniffs the prostrate Chris once, and without any hesitation. climbs aboard and starts to hump him in a frantic manner.
Chris is too winded to push the dog off. He makes a feeble attempt, but sighs and accepts his fate. The assmbled mob, myself included unable to believe this new development are rolling around on the floor pissing ourselves laughing.....
The mongrel, ratty looking dog, having satisfied his sexual urges succesfully....all over my best friend wanders off into the sunset.
Happy Days.
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anyone know about property prices, by danvnuk on Sept 5, 2007 12:27:55 GMT 1, Blimey. A house rennovation thread. Where was this when I needed it?!!!
I finished 2 and half years of gutting my place and starting again, finally completed in Dec.
Luckily, My Dad's a builder - but he'd only come round at the weekend, (Anyone would think he worked all week and was doing it for free ;D) and as the place was unliveable - took 2 1/2 years and 35 grand to complete.
Love it though. I may put some pics up.
Harveyn, love your place btw. Very nice.
Blimey. A house rennovation thread. Where was this when I needed it?!!!
I finished 2 and half years of gutting my place and starting again, finally completed in Dec.
Luckily, My Dad's a builder - but he'd only come round at the weekend, (Anyone would think he worked all week and was doing it for free ;D) and as the place was unliveable - took 2 1/2 years and 35 grand to complete.
Love it though. I may put some pics up.
Harveyn, love your place btw. Very nice.
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1st Print, by danvnuk on Sept 5, 2007 13:58:37 GMT 1, Bomb Hugger, Signed. August 2004. ยฃ225
Bomb Hugger, Signed. August 2004. ยฃ225
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New Banksy this weekend?, by danvnuk on Aug 27, 2007 22:10:38 GMT 1, The Dorothy with noose piece is Banksy?
Never seen that before.
The Dorothy with noose piece is Banksy?
Never seen that before.
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Visit NEW YORK ๐บ๐ฒ Street Art, Galleries, Events, by danvnuk on Aug 23, 2007 9:45:44 GMT 1, My experience of a NY hotel is entirely different. When I went a few years back, the agent we booked through changed the hotel to one round the corner a few weeks before we went.
Anyway, to cut a long story short. Great location, just across the road from Madison Sq garden, just down the road from Maceys, so pretty central and easy to walk around.
Bad points - as small as a shoebox - stains all over the ceiling, a bed so soft it gave me bad back....looked like Travis Bickle's place out of Taxi Driver. My GF actually burst into tears!
Anyway - rubbish hotel aside, had a brilliant time, loved New York - at the end of the day, it's only somewhere to sleep.
Oh - we took photos, complained and when we got back was refunded a few hundred quid.
My experience of a NY hotel is entirely different. When I went a few years back, the agent we booked through changed the hotel to one round the corner a few weeks before we went.
Anyway, to cut a long story short. Great location, just across the road from Madison Sq garden, just down the road from Maceys, so pretty central and easy to walk around.
Bad points - as small as a shoebox - stains all over the ceiling, a bed so soft it gave me bad back....looked like Travis Bickle's place out of Taxi Driver. My GF actually burst into tears!
Anyway - rubbish hotel aside, had a brilliant time, loved New York - at the end of the day, it's only somewhere to sleep.
Oh - we took photos, complained and when we got back was refunded a few hundred quid.
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New Banksy...28TH August, by danvnuk on Aug 17, 2007 15:06:36 GMT 1, A man was on my train into London this morning - He was the spitting image of Saddam Hussain. In fact I think it was he. Therefore, I conclude, he is not in fact dead - but living in Essex and doing a daily commute to Limehouse, presumably where he works at Canary Wharf.
Oh - in other news - POW sent me a bloodstained package containing a one off Banksy Canvas - A pair of severed hands - and a note.
The note explains that these are Banksys hands - he'll never do another piece of artwork again - therefore my canvas is his last and therefore worth 4 gazillion Euros.
As a bonus, The hands also make a good Salad Tossers - and are excellent for getting that irksome itch on your back you...just... can't.... reach.
Banksy is indeed a man of many talents.
cool.
A man was on my train into London this morning - He was the spitting image of Saddam Hussain. In fact I think it was he. Therefore, I conclude, he is not in fact dead - but living in Essex and doing a daily commute to Limehouse, presumably where he works at Canary Wharf.
Oh - in other news - POW sent me a bloodstained package containing a one off Banksy Canvas - A pair of severed hands - and a note.
The note explains that these are Banksys hands - he'll never do another piece of artwork again - therefore my canvas is his last and therefore worth 4 gazillion Euros.
As a bonus, The hands also make a good Salad Tossers - and are excellent for getting that irksome itch on your back you...just... can't.... reach.
Banksy is indeed a man of many talents.
cool.
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What's your favourite piece from your collection?, by danvnuk on Aug 14, 2007 12:57:12 GMT 1, Got to be either my:-
or My:-
Got to be either my:- or My:-
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Family Guy, by danvnuk on Aug 13, 2007 14:21:39 GMT 1, I love family guy ;D Favourite clip....
I love family guy ;D Favourite clip....
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New Banksy piece in Bristol?, by danvnuk on Aug 9, 2007 14:50:37 GMT 1, That stencil was posted on here a while back, about the same time Banksy did the Gorilla with opera glasses stencil in Bristol.
Its definately not Banksy, I forget who the artist is now.
So Lazy journalism - its been there a while, and its not Banksy....lol
That stencil was posted on here a while back, about the same time Banksy did the Gorilla with opera glasses stencil in Bristol.
Its definately not Banksy, I forget who the artist is now.
So Lazy journalism - its been there a while, and its not Banksy....lol
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Swapsies, by danvnuk on Aug 9, 2007 14:34:09 GMT 1, slowmo couldnt agree more , signed banksys the dogs bo##oc##, i cant part with mine for nothing totally agree with the hype micallef/neate PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO FIND THE NEXT GOOG THING !!!!! bing on the next GOOG thing. Bring it on!
yes BING it on!!!!!
BING me that next GOOG thing!!! BING it now!!
slowmo couldnt agree more , signed banksys the dogs bo##oc##, i cant part with mine for nothing totally agree with the hype micallef/neate PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO FIND THE NEXT GOOG THING !!!!! bing on the next GOOG thing. Bring it on! yes BING it on!!!!! BING me that next GOOG thing!!! BING it now!!
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Banksy vs Warhol Article, by danvnuk on Aug 9, 2007 14:26:11 GMT 1, I guess we better hope Charlie Booker never meets Banksy in person - rather than offering a constructive critique of his work, it appears he'll be lucky to escape Charlie cupping a cheeky fart in his hand and shoving into Banksys face, then running away giggling saying "You smelt it, you dealt it"
I guess we better hope Charlie Booker never meets Banksy in person - rather than offering a constructive critique of his work, it appears he'll be lucky to escape Charlie cupping a cheeky fart in his hand and shoving into Banksys face, then running away giggling saying "You smelt it, you dealt it"
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Banksy vs Warhol Article, by danvnuk on Aug 9, 2007 14:21:44 GMT 1, Charlie Brooker in the Guardian says Banksy is "A Guffhead"
How old's Charlie Brooker? 12? I haven't heard the term 'Guffhead' since I was at junior school. I guess what he really wants to say is Banksy is a Joey Deacon.....but the 'Joeeey and accompanying chin'ny expression and arm flapping just doesn't translate well to print
Charlie Brooker in the Guardian says Banksy is "A Guffhead"
How old's Charlie Brooker? 12? I haven't heard the term 'Guffhead' since I was at junior school. I guess what he really wants to say is Banksy is a Joey Deacon.....but the 'Joeeey and accompanying chin'ny expression and arm flapping just doesn't translate well to print
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Adam Neate Show Pic's *SPOILER ALERT*New Pics 7/8, by danvnuk on Aug 3, 2007 8:23:10 GMT 1, wow - these -
especially the one on the left, and the tattooed guy flanked by Muslims are amazing. I really missed the boat with Neate
So, all the prints went? Fin? No More?
wow - these - especially the one on the left, and the tattooed guy flanked by Muslims are amazing. I really missed the boat with Neate So, all the prints went? Fin? No More?
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What are your limits ?, by danvnuk on Aug 2, 2007 16:55:24 GMT 1, this is all so tame.... I'm standing there with a Signed Banksy in one hand - And a White dog turd (The holy Grail of dog excrement) in the the other. Would you take a bite of the white jobby to be given the Banksy? Alternatively, we have behind curtain number two - a tramps foot - (still attached to the tramp thankfully) - for the Banksy - will you chew one of his yellowing, fetid toe nails off? How low would we go ladies and Gentlemen That must be a vintage dog turd you've got there, haven't seen one of those since I was a kid. must be worth a few quid by now
do we have a taker? are you nostalgic enough for this piece of dog mess history, and, want the signed Banksy (surely an afterthough for a discerning man such as yourself) to have a little nibble?
this is all so tame.... I'm standing there with a Signed Banksy in one hand - And a White dog turd (The holy Grail of dog excrement) in the the other. Would you take a bite of the white jobby to be given the Banksy? Alternatively, we have behind curtain number two - a tramps foot - (still attached to the tramp thankfully) - for the Banksy - will you chew one of his yellowing, fetid toe nails off? How low would we go ladies and Gentlemen That must be a vintage dog turd you've got there, haven't seen one of those since I was a kid. must be worth a few quid by now do we have a taker? are you nostalgic enough for this piece of dog mess history, and, want the signed Banksy (surely an afterthough for a discerning man such as yourself) to have a little nibble?
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