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Banksy mask up , by Not 4 The Thril on Jul 14, 2020 15:51:19 GMT 1, "next station stop: euston square"
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Banksy mask up , by inefficiency of on Jul 14, 2020 15:51:57 GMT 1, Incredible😮😮😮😮
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Banksy mask up , by lv90210 on Jul 14, 2020 15:52:34 GMT 1, "next station stop: euston square"
(not Rachel right and Loraine left)
"next station stop: euston square" right and left hand action..... (not Rachel right and Loraine left) |
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 15:59:14 GMT 1, I took it as, if Banksy doesn't mask up, he doesn't get to achieve his goal. But I can see how it's open to multiple interpretations. Plus I'm drunk right now. Edit: I mean, I think Banksy's position on mask wearing and hand sanitization is clear, the rats are using masks and hand sanitizer. Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things.
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything.
I took it as, if Banksy doesn't mask up, he doesn't get to achieve his goal. But I can see how it's open to multiple interpretations. Plus I'm drunk right now. Edit: I mean, I think Banksy's position on mask wearing and hand sanitization is clear, the rats are using masks and hand sanitizer. Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. |
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Banksy mask up , by Graham H on Jul 14, 2020 16:11:02 GMT 1, Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... '
My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud
Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... ' My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud |
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Banksy mask up , by irl1 on Jul 14, 2020 16:11:41 GMT 1, Any guesses as to the stations featured? Also, I wonder if it's already been cleaned -- TFL cleaning teams are pretty quick to remove from what I see. Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ?
Iamcaught
There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency 
Any guesses as to the stations featured? Also, I wonder if it's already been cleaned -- TFL cleaning teams are pretty quick to remove from what I see. Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ? Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency |
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Banksy mask up , by lv90210 on Jul 14, 2020 16:13:00 GMT 1, Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ? Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency
Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ? Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency hahahahahhahahahahahah |
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Banksy mask up , by Elmekuderan on Jul 14, 2020 16:15:34 GMT 1, Because contrary to Banksy, Blek claims he was the first with the rats and doesn't admit he wasnt
Because contrary to Banksy, Blek claims he was the first with the rats and doesn't admit he wasnt
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Banksy mask up , by Pipes on Jul 14, 2020 16:17:11 GMT 1, Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... ' My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud
Or Banksy isn't part of massive attack - he's part of chumbawumba !
I knew it - its in the hairline !
Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... ' My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud Or Banksy isn't part of massive attack - he's part of chumbawumba ! I knew it - its in the hairline ! |
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Banksy mask up , by scott134 on Jul 14, 2020 16:17:38 GMT 1, Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ? Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency
Not sure what you mean about being caught?
I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10.
Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens.
Iamscott - you are printed.pictures right ? Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens. |
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Banksy mask up , by lv90210 on Jul 14, 2020 16:21:28 GMT 1, Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens.
Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens. Why dont you get your 'team' (your goldfish in your bedroom) to release a press release about getting busted on the UAA forum. |
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Banksy mask up , by scott134 on Jul 14, 2020 16:23:48 GMT 1, Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens. Why dont you get your 'team' (your goldfish in your bedroom) to release a press release about getting busted on the UAA forum.
Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum...
Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens. Why dont you get your 'team' (your goldfish in your bedroom) to release a press release about getting busted on the UAA forum. Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum... |
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Banksy mask up , by irl1 on Jul 14, 2020 16:34:18 GMT 1, Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens.
It was a joke no hard feelings 
I might be getting on in age but for sure I'm NOT in the club.
Oh by the way you might get a few questions about the new club you're starting, good luck
Iamcaught There is no hiding place on here, we have so many Dick's we could start up a detective agency Not sure what you mean about being caught? I'm currently in buying mode -- then I'm going to kick off an owners club to allow people to have part ownership in various art pieces for as low as £10. Sorry if I've disturbed the old boys club (the amount of abusive messages I've received is crazy.. but take it with a pinch of salt) -- any dealers (which I'm sure most of the people messaging me are) focusing purely on Banksy are going to have a hard time when BBay opens. It was a joke no hard feelings I might be getting on in age but for sure I'm NOT in the club. Oh by the way you might get a few questions about the new club you're starting, good luck |
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Banksy mask up , by hops on Jul 14, 2020 16:49:38 GMT 1, Incredible as always! This guy is king for a reason...
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Incredible as always! This guy is king for a reason...
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Banksy mask up , by GMA on Jul 14, 2020 17:08:28 GMT 1, I like how the final scene shows one of the rats reaching up to the other, nicely done.
I like how the final scene shows one of the rats reaching up to the other, nicely done.
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Banksy mask up , by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 17:10:01 GMT 1, Why dont you get your 'team' (your goldfish in your bedroom) to release a press release about getting busted on the UAA forum. Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum...
May 8, 2020 at 11:54am iamscott said:
Hi all — I’ve been a long time fan of Banksy and finally have some cash to be able to own a piece of his art. Please message me if you have any pieces for sale - I have budget of around £10k, and would like to have a pest control certificate. I’m not going to be flipping or reselling so would appreciate dealing with someone who doesn’t want to take advantage of first time buyer!
OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Why dont you get your 'team' (your goldfish in your bedroom) to release a press release about getting busted on the UAA forum. Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum... iamscott Avatar May 8, 2020 at 11:54am iamscott said: Hi all — I’ve been a long time fan of Banksy and finally have some cash to be able to own a piece of his art. Please message me if you have any pieces for sale - I have budget of around £10k, and would like to have a pest control certificate. I’m not going to be flipping or reselling so would appreciate dealing with someone who doesn’t want to take advantage of first time buyer! OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY |
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Banksy mask up , by Graham H on Jul 14, 2020 17:14:45 GMT 1, Whoops.. where is that popcorn emoji again??
Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum... iamscott Avatar May 8, 2020 at 11:54am iamscott said: Hi all — I’ve been a long time fan of Banksy and finally have some cash to be able to own a piece of his art. Please message me if you have any pieces for sale - I have budget of around £10k, and would like to have a pest control certificate. I’m not going to be flipping or reselling so would appreciate dealing with someone who doesn’t want to take advantage of first time buyer! OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY
Whoops.. where is that popcorn emoji again?? Case in point, really not needed. But this is an internet forum... iamscott Avatar May 8, 2020 at 11:54am iamscott said: Hi all — I’ve been a long time fan of Banksy and finally have some cash to be able to own a piece of his art. Please message me if you have any pieces for sale - I have budget of around £10k, and would like to have a pest control certificate. I’m not going to be flipping or reselling so would appreciate dealing with someone who doesn’t want to take advantage of first time buyer! OMG THIS IS TOO FUNNY |
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 17:17:32 GMT 1, I was planning on being really productive today, and then Banksy does this.
I was planning on being really productive today, and then Banksy does this.
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Banksy mask up , by Matt on Jul 14, 2020 17:56:39 GMT 1, Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... ' My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud
That’s what makes it so good ! Proper train bombing, throw ups, rats and....a cheesy pun with a tired song !
I love it
Isnt that the whole joke... ' I Get Lockdown ( knocked down ) ... ' My favorite part is the bit of chumbawamba playing at the very end. That made me giggle out loud That’s what makes it so good ! Proper train bombing, throw ups, rats and....a cheesy pun with a tired song ! I love it |
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Banksy mask up , by cosmic on Jul 14, 2020 18:20:50 GMT 1, the camera on the laptop has been taped over
the camera on the laptop has been taped over
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 18:23:27 GMT 1, the camera on the laptop has been taped over
the camera on the laptop has been taped over As it should always be. |
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Banksy mask up , by brycepen on Jul 14, 2020 18:26:11 GMT 1, the camera on the laptop has been taped over
My brother once said to me
“If you asked me what are the most important attributes that have maintained my success it would be 1) hard work 2) paranoia”
the camera on the laptop has been taped over My brother once said to me “If you asked me what are the most important attributes that have maintained my success it would be 1) hard work 2) paranoia” |
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Banksy mask up , by josephwillis123 on Jul 14, 2020 18:29:02 GMT 1, One of my favorite lines “Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?” (IJ, DFW)
One of my favorite lines “Yes, I'm paranoid — but am I paranoid enough?” (IJ, DFW)
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Banksy mask up , by Deleted on Jul 14, 2020 18:42:04 GMT 1, I love that this is the most read story on the BBC News site
I love that this is the most read story on the BBC News site
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 18:45:34 GMT 1, The Venn diagram for anti-mask and anti-BBC folk is pretty much just an angry circle, so they'll be having an exciting day.
The Venn diagram for anti-mask and anti-BBC folk is pretty much just an angry circle, so they'll be having an exciting day.
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Banksy mask up , by mj on Jul 14, 2020 18:54:21 GMT 1, Train vandal, this got me back to the old days I used to see his stencils on the tube. Great video
Train vandal, this got me back to the old days I used to see his stencils on the tube. Great video
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Banksy mask up , by King Robbo Lives on Jul 14, 2020 18:56:02 GMT 1, Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything.
I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good.
OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE.
Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE. |
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 19:00:32 GMT 1, Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE.
And if the masks don't work, as you keep saying, then surely our immune systems will take a healthy and free-willed battering, no?
also...
Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100
Patient: Don't tell me what to do.
Anesthesiologist: Please.
Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93....
*surgeon enters the theatre*
Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf."
Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62.....
*surgeon leans over patient*
Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time.
Patient: 42, 41......40......39...
*patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask*
Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz
Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE. Dude, don't worry, I'm Vegan, death would be a sweet release. And I eat dirt on an almost hourly basis, so my immune system is amazing. Plus, because I'm Vegan, I've been kinda social distancing for years. People stay away from me anyway. No parties. And if the masks don't work, as you keep saying, then surely our immune systems will take a healthy and free-willed battering, no? also... Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100 Patient: Don't tell me what to do. Anesthesiologist: Please. Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93.... *surgeon enters the theatre* Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf." Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62..... *surgeon leans over patient* Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time. Patient: 42, 41......40......39... *patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask* Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz |
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Banksy mask up , by King Robbo Lives on Jul 14, 2020 19:07:48 GMT 1, Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE. Dude, don't worry, I'm Vegan, I eat dirt on an hourly basis, my immune system is amazing. Plus, because I'm Vegan, I've been kinda social distancing for years. People stay away from me anyway. No parties. also... Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100 Patient: Don't tell me what to do. Anesthesiologist: Please. Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93.... *surgeon enters the theatre* Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf." Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62..... *surgeon leans over patient* Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time. Patient: 42, 41......40......39... *patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask* Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz
Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OBEY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE. Dude, don't worry, I'm Vegan, I eat dirt on an hourly basis, my immune system is amazing. Plus, because I'm Vegan, I've been kinda social distancing for years. People stay away from me anyway. No parties. also... Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100 Patient: Don't tell me what to do. Anesthesiologist: Please. Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93.... *surgeon enters the theatre* Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf." Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62..... *surgeon leans over patient* Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time. Patient: 42, 41......40......39... *patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask* Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz Damn, that's so funny I had to read it 4 times to realize you were making an attempt at a joke. |
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 14, 2020 19:09:17 GMT 1, Dude, don't worry, I'm Vegan, I eat dirt on an hourly basis, my immune system is amazing. Plus, because I'm Vegan, I've been kinda social distancing for years. People stay away from me anyway. No parties. also... Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100 Patient: Don't tell me what to do. Anesthesiologist: Please. Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93.... *surgeon enters the theatre* Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf." Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62..... *surgeon leans over patient* Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time. Patient: 42, 41......40......39... *patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask* Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz Damn, that's so funny I had to read it 4 times to realize you were making an attempt at a joke.
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Dude, don't worry, I'm Vegan, I eat dirt on an hourly basis, my immune system is amazing. Plus, because I'm Vegan, I've been kinda social distancing for years. People stay away from me anyway. No parties. also... Anesthesiologist: Right, I'd like you to start counting backwards from 100 Patient: Don't tell me what to do. Anesthesiologist: Please. Patient: 100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93.... *surgeon enters the theatre* Surgeon: Morning everyone. I just did golf." Patient: 65, 64, 63, 62..... *surgeon leans over patient* Surgeon: Don't you worry. We'll soon have that out of you. You'll be sitting normally again in no time. Patient: 42, 41......40......39... *patient slowly raises a hand up and then grabs and pulls off the surgeon's mask* Patient:........sheeple....zzzzzzzzzzz Damn, that's so funny I had to read it 4 times to realize you were making an attempt at a joke. I believe you when you say you had to read it 4 times. Love you x |
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