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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 11:00:34 GMT 1, His bubble writing is a bits**t eh. Hmm suspicious. l o l. try doing bubble writting with that kind of liquid paint on that kind of surface. On a moving train too.
His bubble writing is a bits**t eh. Hmm suspicious. l o l. try doing bubble writting with that kind of liquid paint on that kind of surface. On a moving train too.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 11:08:52 GMT 1, Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic.
*or a combination of.
Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic.
*or a combination of.
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Banksy mask up , by Happy Shopper on Jul 15, 2020 12:21:26 GMT 1, Shame. It could have made an nice exhibit at the London Transport Museum, or something like that... although I suppose a whole tube carriage would be expensive to replace !!
Shame. It could have made an nice exhibit at the London Transport Museum, or something like that... although I suppose a whole tube carriage would be expensive to replace !!
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Banksy mask up , by Knowss on Jul 15, 2020 17:41:05 GMT 1, With an auction coming up in just two weeks?! Anyone else think this is just SUCH A COINCIDENCE?? Great market manipulation by Team Banksy (have we finally accepted it's not one person yet?)/Jo Brooks/et al. NB: all for a good cause...
Almost like plagiarism from @artorious007 story post...
With an auction coming up in just two weeks?! Anyone else think this is just SUCH A COINCIDENCE?? Great market manipulation by Team Banksy (have we finally accepted it's not one person yet?)/Jo Brooks/et al. NB: all for a good cause... Almost like plagiarism from @artorious007 story post...
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Banksy mask up , by ABC on Jul 15, 2020 17:51:18 GMT 1, Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic. *or a combination of.
Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is.
Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic. *or a combination of. Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is.
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Banksy mask up , by ursa on Jul 15, 2020 17:54:24 GMT 1, How many at work?
How many at work?
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Banksy mask up , by jimmyjam on Jul 15, 2020 18:00:59 GMT 1, Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs?
Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs?
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Banksy mask up , by Con Art Studio on Jul 15, 2020 18:04:38 GMT 1, How many at work? masks 1,2 and 3 are all identical masks.
there's a black strap on his shoulder in both of the images posted.
goggles are not permanent fixtures to ones face and can be removed/moved, especially when doing closer up stencil work.
How many at work? masks 1,2 and 3 are all identical masks. there's a black strap on his shoulder in both of the images posted. goggles are not permanent fixtures to ones face and can be removed/moved, especially when doing closer up stencil work.
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Banksy mask up , by FЯ on Jul 15, 2020 18:10:30 GMT 1, banksy is not silly
its cleverly edited. the person you see getting dressed and directing that person is not the same person doing the artwork. as i said...
banksy is not silly
its cleverly edited. the person you see getting dressed and directing that person is not the same person doing the artwork. as i said...
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Banksy mask up , by King Robbo Lives on Jul 15, 2020 18:14:36 GMT 1, Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Let’s keep this about art and keep the ridiculous anti mask bullshit somewhere else.
lol you are aware this “art” is ABOUT WEARING A MASK.
Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Let’s keep this about art and keep the ridiculous anti mask bullshit somewhere else. lol you are aware this “art” is ABOUT WEARING A MASK.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 18:40:14 GMT 1, Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic. *or a combination of. Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is. Yeah, I would imagine TfL probably didn't approve it beforehand as, it kinda doesn't make them look great. I mean, before deadly viruses, we had deadly terrorists, so maybe it's not great to show that someone in hi-vis, a mask and a container full of mystery liquid can just board an in-use passenger train.
I mean, artistically, I am very turned-on by this, but from a security point of view, it's not exactly a good look for TfL.
Whether it's a public health announcement, promotional stunt for an auction, or even just a humorous piss-take or moment of levity in a time of misery*, whether you love Banksy, hate him, or are indifferent, you've gotta admire his style and work ethic. *or a combination of. Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is. Yeah, I would imagine TfL probably didn't approve it beforehand as, it kinda doesn't make them look great. I mean, before deadly viruses, we had deadly terrorists, so maybe it's not great to show that someone in hi-vis, a mask and a container full of mystery liquid can just board an in-use passenger train. I mean, artistically, I am very turned-on by this, but from a security point of view, it's not exactly a good look for TfL.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 18:43:40 GMT 1, How many at work? I reckon that's the same mask, and he just took the goggles off at some point, probably because they were steaming up from all the hot art action going on.
How many at work? I reckon that's the same mask, and he just took the goggles off at some point, probably because they were steaming up from all the hot art action going on.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 18:47:36 GMT 1, Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs? NDAs? Could be? Who knows what kind of drugs they are on.
Imagine every passenger in that carriage getting a gift print for being part of the project.
"Look under your seats. You get a print! And you get a print! You get a print and, I think some old gum or something?"
Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs? NDAs? Could be? Who knows what kind of drugs they are on. Imagine every passenger in that carriage getting a gift print for being part of the project. "Look under your seats. You get a print! And you get a print! You get a print and, I think some old gum or something?"
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Banksy mask up , by ABC on Jul 15, 2020 19:14:00 GMT 1, Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is. Yeah, I would imagine TfL probably didn't approve it beforehand as, it kinda doesn't make them look great. I mean, before deadly viruses, we had deadly terrorists, so maybe it's not great to show that someone in hi-vis, a mask and a container full of mystery liquid can just board an in-use passenger train. I mean, artistically, I am very turned-on by this, but from a security point of view, it's not exactly a good look for TfL.
Thats a very good point.
Agree and it also highlights that he is still willing to take risks and push the boundaries. Unless he had back hand authority that is. Yeah, I would imagine TfL probably didn't approve it beforehand as, it kinda doesn't make them look great. I mean, before deadly viruses, we had deadly terrorists, so maybe it's not great to show that someone in hi-vis, a mask and a container full of mystery liquid can just board an in-use passenger train. I mean, artistically, I am very turned-on by this, but from a security point of view, it's not exactly a good look for TfL. Thats a very good point.
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Banksy mask up , by met on Jul 15, 2020 19:42:55 GMT 1, Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs? NDAs? Could be? Who knows what kind of drugs they are on. Imagine every passenger in that carriage getting a gift print for being part of the project. "Look under your seats. You get a print! And you get a print! You get a print and, I think some old gum or something?"
As with anything, it's all about moderation.
There was a period of two years when I'd be on NDAs pretty much every weekend. Got to the point where it felt like I couldn't have fun without them. That's really messed up. And it conflicted with my desire for complete independence / non-dependency.
These days, I'm happy with just a couple of pints.
Two main guys and a team of artist on NDAs? NDAs? Could be? Who knows what kind of drugs they are on. Imagine every passenger in that carriage getting a gift print for being part of the project. "Look under your seats. You get a print! And you get a print! You get a print and, I think some old gum or something?"As with anything, it's all about moderation. There was a period of two years when I'd be on NDAs pretty much every weekend. Got to the point where it felt like I couldn't have fun without them. That's really messed up. And it conflicted with my desire for complete independence / non-dependency. These days, I'm happy with just a couple of pints.
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Banksy mask up , by acaipride on Jul 15, 2020 19:49:58 GMT 1, How many at work? I reckon that's the same mask, and he just took the goggles off at some point, probably because they were steaming up from all the hot art action going on. wtf did i just click into ?? man ppl you sure have time on your hands with nothing better to do sheeeeshh
How many at work? I reckon that's the same mask, and he just took the goggles off at some point, probably because they were steaming up from all the hot art action going on. wtf did i just click into ?? man ppl you sure have time on your hands with nothing better to do sheeeeshh
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Banksy mask up , by King Robbo Lives on Jul 15, 2020 20:37:15 GMT 1, Anything else you’d like to add you f**kinghalfwit?
Sure. Here’s some science to back up my statements for all you mouth-breathing media worshipping wonks.
Anything else you’d like to add you f**kinghalfwit? Sure. Here’s some science to back up my statements for all you mouth-breathing media worshipping wonks.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 20:54:03 GMT 1, As fun as it is to throw creative insults back and forth, it might be worth remembering that, as annoying as someone may be online, you can never tell their personal circumstances, age, mental/emotional state, level of education or inebriation. Having said all that, they've somehow managed to find their way onto the internet, so please carry on.
Banksy, eh? Always bringing people together, getting people talking.
As fun as it is to throw creative insults back and forth, it might be worth remembering that, as annoying as someone may be online, you can never tell their personal circumstances, age, mental/emotional state, level of education or inebriation. Having said all that, they've somehow managed to find their way onto the internet, so please carry on.
Banksy, eh? Always bringing people together, getting people talking.
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 20:56:01 GMT 1, Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Rear seat-belts primarily exist to prevent those in the rear seats from nutting to death those in the front seats.
To those complaining about and/or refusing to wear a mask for ten minutes in a supermarket, grow the fück up.
Yup. I remember the adverts. Clunk, click, every trip and all that.
Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Rear seat-belts primarily exist to prevent those in the rear seats from nutting to death those in the front seats.
To those complaining about and/or refusing to wear a mask for ten minutes in a supermarket, grow the fück up.
Yup. I remember the adverts. Clunk, click, every trip and all that.
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Banksy mask up , by met on Jul 15, 2020 21:28:14 GMT 1, Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OB EY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE.
Obeying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules.
But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious.
Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled?
And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude.
bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-53174415/they-want-to-throw-god-s-wonderful-breathing-system-out
Is it so clear? They are playing with them as toys. The only one with a face covering shows that it is overwhelming them to the point they can't get up. Maybe look a bit deeper. His "Game Changer" work didn't send a clear message either, and I think people need to realize the masks**t is senseless - hopefully he does as well. Would you put up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitos - that is the equivalent of wearing a mask to stop an airborne virus. If its so deadly why no bio-waste bins for all these masks? Why just masks and not goggles? I honestly feel bad for anyone who has been brainwashed to the point where they will wear one of those ridiculous things. Well, we can all do our bit for the greater good of society, no? I mean, seatbelts are pretty much mainly to save your own life, but it's better for society if ambulance crews aren't scraping our remains up from the road every 5 minutes. And, sure, the average mask might not stop you from inhaling the virus, but have you ever taken a good look at that bulletproof glass the staff hide behind at the post office? It's usually covered in dried droplets of saliva. And that's just from people saying, "Second class, small parcel please", " How much?? FFS!" and "PUT THE MONEY IN THE F*CKING BAG!!
If a mask can help prevent infected human juice from being spread around Waitrose, for the good of wider society, isn't it worth doing? If it can potentially save the life of only one Nanna, isn't it worth trying? If it just says to those around you, I care about my fellow citizens, isn't it worth doing? I mean, it's just a face covering, which can be pretty much anything. Enjoy your worthless immune system! I love everyone following the media's orders in lockstep, without questioning the fact that they are doing more harm than good. OB EY YOUR MASTER. STAY A SLAVE. Ob eying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules. But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious. Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled? And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude. bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-53174415/they-want-to-throw-god-s-wonderful-breathing-system-out
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Banksy mask up , by Dive Jedi on Jul 15, 2020 21:36:43 GMT 1, Enjoy your worthless immune system! Ob eying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules. But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious. Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled? And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude. Well, if prison life would improve your sex life I'm actually not sure if you should proceed or rather not. There's no god, so no worries there....
Enjoy your worthless immune system! Ob eying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules. But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious. Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled? And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude. Well, if prison life would improve your sex life I'm actually not sure if you should proceed or rather not. There's no god, so no worries there....
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Banksy mask up , by acaipride on Jul 15, 2020 22:08:36 GMT 1, Sure. Here’s some science to back up my statements for all you mouth-breathing media worshipping wonks. Doubling down on the stupid I see.
lmaoooo
Sure. Here’s some science to back up my statements for all you mouth-breathing media worshipping wonks. Doubling down on the stupid I see. lmaoooo
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Banksy mask up , by acaipride on Jul 15, 2020 22:13:27 GMT 1, to suggest masks dont work at all is to suggest doctors of all practices, nurses, and medical staff have been wrong since the early 20th century. it also suggests that the covid virus is made up of something more miniscule than oscillating electric and magnetic fields, making any cloth, fabric, obsolete.
oh man, man oh man.
to suggest masks dont work at all is to suggest doctors of all practices, nurses, and medical staff have been wrong since the early 20th century. it also suggests that the covid virus is made up of something more miniscule than oscillating electric and magnetic fields, making any cloth, fabric, obsolete.
oh man, man oh man.
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Banksy mask up , by acaipride on Jul 15, 2020 22:14:57 GMT 1, to suggest masks dont work at all is to suggest doctors of all practices, nurses, and medical staff have been wrong since the early 20th century. it also suggests that the covid virus is made up of something more miniscule than oscillating electric and magnetic fields, making any cloth, fabric, obsolete. oh man, man oh man.
please let's get back to ViVa El Banksy
to suggest masks dont work at all is to suggest doctors of all practices, nurses, and medical staff have been wrong since the early 20th century. it also suggests that the covid virus is made up of something more miniscule than oscillating electric and magnetic fields, making any cloth, fabric, obsolete. oh man, man oh man. please let's get back to ViVa El Banksy
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Banksy mask up , by flatcolor on Jul 15, 2020 22:16:29 GMT 1, Please tell me kingrobbolives is actually just Banksy having a laugh ...
Please tell me kingrobbolives is actually just Banksy having a laugh ...
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Banksy mask up , by drip on Jul 15, 2020 22:25:09 GMT 1, Ob eying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules. But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious. Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled? And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude. Well, if prison life would improve your sex life I'm actually not sure if you should proceed or rather not. There's no god, so no worries there.... I was thinking the other day about all the non-human animals that god killed in the great flood. Can you imagine breaking the news to the giraffes, the spiders, or the lions?
Noah: "Yeah, sorry folks but god's pissed off with how you're all corrupt and violent, so the whole planet's getting flooded. Sorry but I've been instructed to save only a couple of each type of you."
Lion: "ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! (Dude? Are you serious? Violent? I'm literally a killing machine. It's pretty much all I do. That and shag. God made me that way.)"
Noah: "Yeah, that's a big no-no with the big one. Thou shalt not kill and all that."
Lion: "ROAR!" (What the actual f*ck?)"
Noah: "Sorry, not my rules. There'll be a book on the whole thing, but you really should've known god's rules. Have you been to the temple recently?"
Lion: "ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! (Temple? Dude, they will f*cking kill me if I try to go in there! And a book? Seriously? How the f*ck am I supposed to read that with these? *holds up paws*)"
Giraffe: "Moooooo! (Is there a publishing date?)"
Lion: "ROAR! (Shut the f*ck up, streetlamp head, I'm talking here!)"
Hamster: "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! (Wait, let me get this right. We're all going to be drowned because we weren't obeying rules that we were never told about in the first place, and even though many of us have to kill in order to survive?)"
Noah: "Well, yeah. Ignorance is no defence."
Lion: "ROAR!" (Well it f*cking should be in this case!)"
Giraffe: "Mooooooooooooo! (How high will the water go?)"
Noah: "What?"
Giraffe: "Mooooo! (The flood water. How deep will it be?)"
Noah: "I don't know? Look, mate, I'm sorry but I've got a massive boat to build. All I've been told is, you've all been dicks, and you shouldn't have been corrupt and violent, so you're all going to be drowned."
Shark: "Gurgle" (Gosh. How awful. Rules are rules though, I guess. Bring on the water.)"
Ob eying the devil's laws is okay with me. I mean, rules are rules. But I do fear getting arrested, regardless of the improvement this could bring to my sex life. In truth, the idea of punishment from god also makes me a tad anxious. Surely there's a middle ground I can tread without being hassled? And if somebody could advise me on how to get out of the deep state before it goes down, you would have my eternal gratitude. Well, if prison life would improve your sex life I'm actually not sure if you should proceed or rather not. There's no god, so no worries there.... I was thinking the other day about all the non-human animals that god killed in the great flood. Can you imagine breaking the news to the giraffes, the spiders, or the lions? Noah: " Yeah, sorry folks but god's pissed off with how you're all corrupt and violent, so the whole planet's getting flooded. Sorry but I've been instructed to save only a couple of each type of you."Lion: " ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! (Dude? Are you serious? Violent? I'm literally a killing machine. It's pretty much all I do. That and shag. God made me that way.)"Noah: "Yeah, that's a big no-no with the big one. Thou shalt not kill and all that."Lion: "ROAR!" (What the actual f*ck?)"Noah: "Sorry, not my rules. There'll be a book on the whole thing, but you really should've known god's rules. Have you been to the temple recently?"Lion: "ROAR! ROAR! ROAR! (Temple? Dude, they will f*cking kill me if I try to go in there! And a book? Seriously? How the f*ck am I supposed to read that with these? *holds up paws*)"Giraffe: "Moooooo! (Is there a publishing date?)" Lion: " ROAR! (Shut the f*ck up, streetlamp head, I'm talking here!)"Hamster: "Squeak! Squeak! Squeak! (Wait, let me get this right. We're all going to be drowned because we weren't obeying rules that we were never told about in the first place, and even though many of us have to kill in order to survive?)" Noah: "Well, yeah. Ignorance is no defence." Lion: "ROAR!" (Well it f*cking should be in this case!)"Giraffe: "Mooooooooooooo! (How high will the water go?)" Noah: "What?"
Giraffe: "Mooooo! (The flood water. How deep will it be?)" Noah: " I don't know? Look, mate, I'm sorry but I've got a massive boat to build. All I've been told is, you've all been dicks, and you shouldn't have been corrupt and violent, so you're all going to be drowned."Shark: "Gurgle" (Gosh. How awful. Rules are rules though, I guess. Bring on the water.)"
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Banksy mask up , by ursa on Jul 15, 2020 22:31:00 GMT 1, That's the point of it - thanx for recognizing
That's the point of it - thanx for recognizing
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Banksy mask up , by King Robbo Lives on Jul 15, 2020 22:35:37 GMT 1, Please tell me kingrobbolives is actually just Banksy having a laugh ...
“We are all Banksy” -Robert ‘3D’ Del Naja
Please tell me kingrobbolives is actually just Banksy having a laugh ... “We are all Banksy” -Robert ‘3D’ Del Naja
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Banksy mask up , by ursa on Jul 15, 2020 22:36:11 GMT 1,
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