Paul Insect - Super Glow SWAP SHOP - CLOSED, by Avant Arte on Sept 4, 2023 14:08:44 GMT 1, A MESSAGE FROM PAUL:
I now know how Sharon Osbourne feels
judging The X Factor. Over 400 swap’s
entered, and the range of swap's wildly diverse.
Pile's of plastic, body parts, dead fish, magic lesson’s
and lots of sentimental objects, some swap's I’d say
were boarder line child trafficking lol.

Annoyingly, Simon Cowell and Mel B pulled
out from the judging panel yesterday. So I was left
with no choice but to embrace the power of
a high-performance, military grade quantum supercomputer
to run advanced data scaling calculations of every
comprehensive digital swap received across all
official cybernated ecosystem’s.

Simulating multiple sizeable rendered files,
and deploying a wealth of classical physics
programs un-known to humankind. The vast
supercollider’s conducting processor’s excited
the self alternative AI nano transformative
technology's to optimise and compress the
complex swap megadata.

It did struggled at first due to the degree of complexity’s,
no computer has the working memory to handle all
possible swap permutation's presented.

Combining never before seen technique's,
and integrating error mitigation hypothesis,
molecular behavioural algorithm's began
to weave new synthetic tunnels with faster
multidimensional approaches to solving the
reduced decision pattern in this accelerating
problem to discover the final answer's.
Circuits of chemical ions trapped within magnetic
lithium fields, self developed multiple, tactical and
cloud-based models which led to the analogue
computing of the all important, and final
automated list of winners.

I've been advised, not to argue
with the computer's final decision.

Winning swaps in no particular order

• Dottman crochets plush
• Uri Gellers spoons
• Pins Advent Meme Calendar 2023
• FBI Identikit
• Derwent ltd pencil set
• LSD is my problem child
• OJ Simpson family photo
• The Paul Insect, Insect Hotel**

Thanks to everyone who took part. Your swaps were great!
Your data has been stored and will be used at a later date.
All the lucky winners shall be contacted.

I've have decided to offer ten runner up prizes,
it was that hard to choose. The problems I give myself.

Due to the number of amazing
swaps entered. The swaps listed below
shall receive a special consolation
prize for their swap submission.
You will be contacted.

• Carbon Prosthetic running leg - Thank you for your swap offer
• 2hrs Free Child Care on the Dover to Calais Ferry crossing. - can you do 25 May 2026?
• Magic Lessons with DNA Darren - sounds fun
• 20ton restored tramway tram.- Would love to come and visit one day.
• Grandparents used gravestone
• 6m tall inflatable waving blue H - Really wanted this.
• The human owl man - You were on and off the top list so many times.
• Deflated pineapple pool - classy
• Full size Egyptian sarcophagus - May be in Australia later this year so can test the fit,
• Bottle of Sauternes 1971 - Perfect to finish this list off.

A MESSAGE FROM PAUL:
I now know how Sharon Osbourne feels
judging The X Factor. Over 400 swap’s
entered, and the range of swap's wildly diverse.
Pile's of plastic, body parts, dead fish, magic lesson’s
and lots of sentimental objects, some swap's I’d say
were boarder line child trafficking lol.

Annoyingly, Simon Cowell and Mel B pulled
out from the judging panel yesterday. So I was left
with no choice but to embrace the power of
a high-performance, military grade quantum supercomputer
to run advanced data scaling calculations of every
comprehensive digital swap received across all
official cybernated ecosystem’s.

Simulating multiple sizeable rendered files,
and deploying a wealth of classical physics
programs un-known to humankind. The vast
supercollider’s conducting processor’s excited
the self alternative AI nano transformative
technology's to optimise and compress the
complex swap megadata.

It did struggled at first due to the degree of complexity’s,
no computer has the working memory to handle all
possible swap permutation's presented.

Combining never before seen technique's,
and integrating error mitigation hypothesis,
molecular behavioural algorithm's began
to weave new synthetic tunnels with faster
multidimensional approaches to solving the
reduced decision pattern in this accelerating
problem to discover the final answer's.
Circuits of chemical ions trapped within magnetic
lithium fields, self developed multiple, tactical and
cloud-based models which led to the analogue
computing of the all important, and final
automated list of winners.

I've been advised, not to argue
with the computer's final decision.

Winning swaps in no particular order

• Dottman crochets plush
• Uri Gellers spoons
• Pins Advent Meme Calendar 2023
• FBI Identikit
• Derwent ltd pencil set
• LSD is my problem child
• OJ Simpson family photo
• The Paul Insect, Insect Hotel**

Thanks to everyone who took part. Your swaps were great!
Your data has been stored and will be used at a later date.
All the lucky winners shall be contacted.

I've have decided to offer ten runner up prizes,
it was that hard to choose. The problems I give myself.

Due to the number of amazing
swaps entered. The swaps listed below
shall receive a special consolation
prize for their swap submission.
You will be contacted.

• Carbon Prosthetic running leg - Thank you for your swap offer
• 2hrs Free Child Care on the Dover to Calais Ferry crossing. - can you do 25 May 2026?
• Magic Lessons with DNA Darren - sounds fun
• 20ton restored tramway tram.- Would love to come and visit one day.
• Grandparents used gravestone
• 6m tall inflatable waving blue H - Really wanted this.
• The human owl man - You were on and off the top list so many times.
• Deflated pineapple pool - classy
• Full size Egyptian sarcophagus - May be in Australia later this year so can test the fit,
• Bottle of Sauternes 1971 - Perfect to finish this list off.