Dear Wiz,

Due to the actions of a few remote idiots, my favourite art forum is at risk of becoming a desolate wasteland of boredom without a sniff of a baking related post.

What should we do? I do hope you can help.

Regards,

Adam.

Boaty, Since returning from hols. i have been operating telepathically in an effort to not offend anyone who cannot ignore me or my posts and simply move on to the next post which they find of interest, so maybe just one consultation every now and again would be the order of the day as i have lots of other things to do such as eat cake and drive my elderly luxury Toyota Yaris around all day and..... well thats actually all i do nowadays.
The window is not actually open its because there is no glass in it, the putty dried out long ago.
Try two socks.

Grewham. You should crack on with this addiction as its totally harmless apart from the harm its doing. That set looks perfect on the wall there so cant really see what you are banging on about?, you need to get at least ten times more on there before it becomes weird so i suggest you embark upon a buying rampage pre Christmas but always keep at least two cupboards and an underbed space free for the overspill.
Lock and load.

Dear Wiz,
Spurs are the best team in Europe, true or false?

Pffffft both wrong there, its Liverpool im afraid as i have just Googled it, the Spurs are obviously on the list somewhere but i cant quite see them? is this football? is Wayne Rooney still going out with a Cadaver?, Bobby Charlton was quite rude to me once but i have hair so thats sorted. I met a footballer once who played for Manchester United and he asked "Do you know who i am?", if you have to ask..............

Full steam ahead then

international member here, had some friends at the match. lennon and modders looked really good, hope we stuff the scouse.


sorry for the hijack there, wiz. as a newb my question to you is, will you be my mentor?

No it wont mrfrank, the Jboy team of legal team people have fended off that one in a legal way, also they have too many other legal worries at present that they are legally or otherwise worried about, or not.
Cheers for the gift by the way!.
Buy the print.

Probably, though he does not use chimneys anymore due to the current Health & Safety issues, also he is a big fat bas**rd and would prob get stuck, but really there is no such person as Santa anyhow so you must be insane, was it you who smoked a joint of beef in the houses of Parliament or something?.

Just tell him daddys too lazy to work so santa wont be bringing much...

No idea mate, its a bugger isnt it, its just like the animal shelters are all chocoblock at present with hungry animals yet some idiots spend ridiculous amounts of cash on feeding their spoiled rotten Cats n Dogs with "Gourmet Cuisine" pet food. Inequality is shite but its there.

then i'd have a matching pair and more money off the gov...oh you cant spell by the way...

Its a common misconception that rich people always have bigger homes than poor people.

-this can be true in many ways.... i have a very small home, but consider myself extremely rich ( not financially rich, but rich with life, love, family and friends )