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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by pfffffffffft on Sept 18, 2008 1:35:48 GMT 1, www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424102,00.html
KNOXVILLE, Tenn. โ It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission.
The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.
Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.
"Mission failed," he told them.
Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.
He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said.
However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.
Police charged Smith with aggravated robbery. He was being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. Authorities said he did not have a lawyer.
"Fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone," DeBusk said, "or he may not have been found for quite some time."
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424102,00.html KNOXVILLE, Tenn. โ It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said. Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down. "Mission failed," he told them. Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said. He said he was following orders to "defuse and confiscate" a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a "MERV6SS-22AN" warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement, he said. However, Smith told officers his "agency" called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead. Police charged Smith with aggravated robbery. He was being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. Authorities said he did not have a lawyer. "Fortunately he was able to reach his cell phone," DeBusk said, "or he may not have been found for quite some time."
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jB
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by jB on Sept 18, 2008 1:52:51 GMT 1, I wonder which piece he was actually after?
I wonder which piece he was actually after?
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by James Smith 77 on Sept 18, 2008 2:23:13 GMT 1,
I think i would actually really get along with this guy. He sounds cool.
I think i would actually really get along with this guy. He sounds cool.
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goffy
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by goffy on Sept 18, 2008 3:38:54 GMT 1, Sounds like someone from Vermin trying to authenticate a piece.
Sounds like someone from Vermin trying to authenticate a piece.
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Grubster
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by Grubster on Sept 18, 2008 3:42:05 GMT 1, this is soooooo k'ing funny.... gotta love an illuminati mission gone bad
this is soooooo k'ing funny.... gotta love an illuminati mission gone bad
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pfffffffffft
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by pfffffffffft on Sept 18, 2008 3:53:10 GMT 1, I read another account of this in one of the tennessee papers which was even funnier, just a few bits:
His mission?
One from "Director Womack," to "defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield."
The police report indicates Smith said he "rappelled onto the roof from a CH2 Huey," but police believe he stood on an ash tray to get onto the stepped-design portion of the roof.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Biiiiiiiiig difference between a helicopter and an ashtray.
I read another account of this in one of the tennessee papers which was even funnier, just a few bits:
His mission?
One from "Director Womack," to "defuse and confiscate a Soviet-made MERV6SS-22AN warhead, with 14.5 kg of enriched uranium and a plutonium trigger, capable of delivering a 40-kiloton yield."
The police report indicates Smith said he "rappelled onto the roof from a CH2 Huey," but police believe he stood on an ash tray to get onto the stepped-design portion of the roof.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Biiiiiiiiig difference between a helicopter and an ashtray.
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Grubster
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by Grubster on Sept 18, 2008 5:01:28 GMT 1, lmao....this is greattttttttttttttttt
lmao....this is greattttttttttttttttt
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jB
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Special agent of the U. S. Illuminati, badge #0931, by jB on Sept 18, 2008 5:22:39 GMT 1, mission impossible gone wrong -- what a fucking nimrod
mission impossible gone wrong -- what a fucking nimrod
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