Moron
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Moron on Jun 26, 2008 7:57:53 GMT 1, Not art related, but I saw this happen outside my bedroom window this morning:
two guys in suits driving their 4x4, hit the back of another guys ford mondeo. The mondeo guy gets out of his car screaming at them about how they hit his (as he put it) "Mottarrrrrr". The guys in the suit ssaid don't worry they happy to swap insurance details as they are late for a meeting. The suits get out their car to try see if they can buff the little and I mean very very little scratch in the bumber of the Mondeo. All ends up being cool but the Mondeo guy calls the cops as the the Suits drive off after swapping details
The Mondeo guy drives down the road and by then the cops are driving up and down the road to find the Mondeo guy to have him make a statement against the Suits.
Modeo guy parks outside our house again, but the cops have just missed him. He looks around to see if no one is looking and them breaks his tail light with his knee!!!! Trying to make the damage more significant. Then the cops arrive again and he start moaning about how they hit his "Mottarrrrrr" in the back and in the front???
Absolute trash!
Not art related, but I saw this happen outside my bedroom window this morning:
two guys in suits driving their 4x4, hit the back of another guys ford mondeo. The mondeo guy gets out of his car screaming at them about how they hit his (as he put it) "Mottarrrrrr". The guys in the suit ssaid don't worry they happy to swap insurance details as they are late for a meeting. The suits get out their car to try see if they can buff the little and I mean very very little scratch in the bumber of the Mondeo. All ends up being cool but the Mondeo guy calls the cops as the the Suits drive off after swapping details
The Mondeo guy drives down the road and by then the cops are driving up and down the road to find the Mondeo guy to have him make a statement against the Suits.
Modeo guy parks outside our house again, but the cops have just missed him. He looks around to see if no one is looking and them breaks his tail light with his knee!!!! Trying to make the damage more significant. Then the cops arrive again and he start moaning about how they hit his "Mottarrrrrr" in the back and in the front???
Absolute trash!
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Deleted on Jun 26, 2008 8:18:35 GMT 1, Hahaha, he will also most probably make a claim for his injured knee which of course occured after a violent kneejerk reaction to the extensive whiplash injuries he suffered in the crash, was his collection of fine Waterford Crystal in the boot of the car by any chance?. Wow your house sounds fun! all i can see from mine is sheep and hills!.
Hahaha, he will also most probably make a claim for his injured knee which of course occured after a violent kneejerk reaction to the extensive whiplash injuries he suffered in the crash, was his collection of fine Waterford Crystal in the boot of the car by any chance?. Wow your house sounds fun! all i can see from mine is sheep and hills!.
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Moron
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Moron on Jun 26, 2008 8:26:54 GMT 1, LOL - I'll trade my house for yours. Do you have any fishing spots near your house...ahhhh that's the life! ;D
LOL - I'll trade my house for yours. Do you have any fishing spots near your house...ahhhh that's the life! ;D
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Deleted on Jun 26, 2008 8:39:01 GMT 1, Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!.
Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!.
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funster
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by funster on Jun 26, 2008 9:24:09 GMT 1, Wonder what everyone on the forum looks onto whilst on the forum? I can see the top of Queen Mary II and a sparkly Southampton Water with iccle boats whizzing around.
Wonder what everyone on the forum looks onto whilst on the forum? I can see the top of Queen Mary II and a sparkly Southampton Water with iccle boats whizzing around.
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Harveyn
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Harveyn on Jun 26, 2008 9:29:09 GMT 1, Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!.
Wizbong don't forget about your own Vandal in the sky.... 
Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!. Wizbong don't forget about your own Vandal in the sky.... |
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darrenrapley
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by darrenrapley on Jun 26, 2008 9:39:58 GMT 1, I can see a dilapidated Hastings Pier with fishing boats in the water
I can see a dilapidated Hastings Pier with fishing boats in the water
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dmandpenfold
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by dmandpenfold on Jun 26, 2008 9:47:33 GMT 1, Not art related, but I saw this happen outside my bedroom window this morning: two guys in suits driving their 4x4, hit the back of another guys ford mondeo. The mondeo guy gets out of his car screaming at them about how they hit his (as he put it) "Mottarrrrrr". The guys in the suit ssaid don't worry they happy to swap insurance details as they are late for a meeting. The suits get out their car to try see if they can buff the little and I mean very very little scratch in the bumber of the Mondeo. All ends up being cool but the Mondeo guy calls the cops as the the Suits drive off after swapping details The Mondeo guy drives down the road and by then the cops are driving up and down the road to find the Mondeo guy to have him make a statement against the Suits. Modeo guy parks outside our house again, but the cops have just missed him. He looks around to see if no one is looking and them breaks his tail light with his knee!!!! Trying to make the damage more significant. Then the cops arrive again and he start moaning about how they hit his "Mottarrrrrr" in the back and in the front??? Absolute trash!
what's the point in Mondeo guy doing that... he's still got to replace the light so he isnt going to make a load of money out of it...plus if there were 2 suits, then there was a witness....and of course you looking out the window, who could do the right thing and drop a call to the police...not wanting you to be labelled a grass or anything, but you dont know this bloke from Adam and all he has done is add to insurance fraud which you, me and everyone else ends up paying for in premium rises.. 
Not art related, but I saw this happen outside my bedroom window this morning: two guys in suits driving their 4x4, hit the back of another guys ford mondeo. The mondeo guy gets out of his car screaming at them about how they hit his (as he put it) "Mottarrrrrr". The guys in the suit ssaid don't worry they happy to swap insurance details as they are late for a meeting. The suits get out their car to try see if they can buff the little and I mean very very little scratch in the bumber of the Mondeo. All ends up being cool but the Mondeo guy calls the cops as the the Suits drive off after swapping details The Mondeo guy drives down the road and by then the cops are driving up and down the road to find the Mondeo guy to have him make a statement against the Suits. Modeo guy parks outside our house again, but the cops have just missed him. He looks around to see if no one is looking and them breaks his tail light with his knee!!!! Trying to make the damage more significant. Then the cops arrive again and he start moaning about how they hit his "Mottarrrrrr" in the back and in the front??? Absolute trash! what's the point in Mondeo guy doing that... he's still got to replace the light so he isnt going to make a load of money out of it...plus if there were 2 suits, then there was a witness....and of course you looking out the window, who could do the right thing and drop a call to the police...not wanting you to be labelled a grass or anything, but you dont know this bloke from Adam and all he has done is add to insurance fraud which you, me and everyone else ends up paying for in premium rises.. |
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by grantb on Jun 26, 2008 9:50:07 GMT 1, nice bit of drama for the morning
nice bit of drama for the morning
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by Deleted on Jun 26, 2008 10:05:10 GMT 1, Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!. Wizbong don't forget about your own Vandal in the sky....
Yes thats right Harveyn... all high drama here with my resident Balloonist haha.... the little vandal.
Yes there is!! but i still reckon your place sounds more fun, however! and hold on to your boots before you read this bit... i have got two green woodpeckers on my lawn at the moment!. Wizbong don't forget about your own Vandal in the sky.... Yes thats right Harveyn... all high drama here with my resident Balloonist haha.... the little vandal. |
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brun
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by brun on Jun 26, 2008 12:05:41 GMT 1, waste of police time , they got teenage knife crimes to solve !
from my bedroom i can see a sexy buxom beauty getting changed in front of the window every night and morning . i think she fancies me 
waste of police time , they got teenage knife crimes to solve ! from my bedroom i can see a sexy buxom beauty getting changed in front of the window every night and morning . i think she fancies me |
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onlyz
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Off topic: Car crash trash, by onlyz on Jun 26, 2008 23:04:29 GMT 1, well brun i've been to your house and never fuckin seen her!
well brun i've been to your house and never fuckin seen her!
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