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Investors Abandon Shares To Buy ART, by darjeeling on Apr 22, 2008 1:00:09 GMT 1, They're so behind the times, I sold all my stocks a year ago and invested in shares of Micallef, Eelus and Beejoir. I hear this new startup "Nick Walker" is a really hot investment now too, ticker symbol NW. I'm thinking of dumping my eelus shares to get in on that hot action, of course I'm going to have to buy most on margin. I'll short some Damien Hirst to hedge my longs. Yeah man, I'm going to be able to retire early for sure! I'm sure of it. Just hope my broker doesn't call me out on my margin calls. 
They're so behind the times, I sold all my stocks a year ago and invested in shares of Micallef, Eelus and Beejoir. I hear this new startup "Nick Walker" is a really hot investment now too, ticker symbol NW. I'm thinking of dumping my eelus shares to get in on that hot action, of course I'm going to have to buy most on margin. I'll short some Damien Hirst to hedge my longs. Yeah man, I'm going to be able to retire early for sure! I'm sure of it. Just hope my broker doesn't call me out on my margin calls. |
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