streetgirl
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Stag Stitch Up, by streetgirl on Apr 1, 2008 9:27:08 GMT 1, I've been invited as an honorary 'bloke' to one of my best mates stag do's.
We've got three canal boats and Norfolk or Norwich to entertain ourselves in.
My mate stupidly admitted to my partner in confidence that he was afraid that we'd stitch him up during the stag do.
Would appreciate some ideas for stitch up shenanigans.
Something more creative than shaving eyebrows off, ink markering swastika signs on his forehead or stripping him naked and tying him up somewhere.
Something funny but that will show no physical signs three weeks later at the wedding.
I've been invited as an honorary 'bloke' to one of my best mates stag do's.
We've got three canal boats and Norfolk or Norwich to entertain ourselves in.
My mate stupidly admitted to my partner in confidence that he was afraid that we'd stitch him up during the stag do.
Would appreciate some ideas for stitch up shenanigans.
Something more creative than shaving eyebrows off, ink markering swastika signs on his forehead or stripping him naked and tying him up somewhere.
Something funny but that will show no physical signs three weeks later at the wedding.
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scoote
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Stag Stitch Up, by scoote on Apr 1, 2008 9:46:01 GMT 1, Take all his clothes away in the middle of the night and replace them with a costume of some description. Captain Caveman worked well for my mate. Not highly original but highly amusing it was at the time.
Take all his clothes away in the middle of the night and replace them with a costume of some description. Captain Caveman worked well for my mate. Not highly original but highly amusing it was at the time.
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Stag Stitch Up, by paulypaul on Apr 1, 2008 10:00:47 GMT 1, Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up...
I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling...
Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up...
I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling...
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streetgirl
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Stag Stitch Up, by streetgirl on Apr 1, 2008 10:02:03 GMT 1, I hear you Paulypaul.
And truth of the matter is, we probably wouldn't even be thinking about it were it not for the fact that in a drunken stupour recently he divulged his fears to my girl.
He's practically begging for it now surely? 
I hear you Paulypaul. And truth of the matter is, we probably wouldn't even be thinking about it were it not for the fact that in a drunken stupour recently he divulged his fears to my girl. He's practically begging for it now surely? |
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Stag Stitch Up, by carl on Apr 1, 2008 10:03:01 GMT 1, Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up... I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling...
I agree, that would be the biggest surprise and the most pleasant.
Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up... I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling... I agree, that would be the biggest surprise and the most pleasant. |
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curiousgeorge
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Stag Stitch Up, by curiousgeorge on Apr 1, 2008 10:13:15 GMT 1, Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up... I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling...
Did you not read the original post?? They are going to either Norfolk or Norwich for a cracking weekend
I would be inclined to tow him behind the canal boat/barge in a toy inflatable, while you all toast him from the luxury of the barge. You could also take pictures of him getting more and more irate.
On a serious note, look for water based stuff to do if you are in that area,kayaking etc,etc
Best stag do i have even been to was back home in Wales, a group of 20 somethings climbed Snowden and had a banquet at the the top, fine dining at 3500 ish feet. The guy enjoyed it so much each anniversary he takes his wife and does it again, she hates it 
Surprise him by going away and having a cracking weekend without stitching anyone up... I've never got this stag night stuff. Always feels like artificial shenanigans for people who need their fun labelling... Did you not read the original post?? They are going to either Norfolk or Norwich for a cracking weekend I would be inclined to tow him behind the canal boat/barge in a toy inflatable, while you all toast him from the luxury of the barge. You could also take pictures of him getting more and more irate. On a serious note, look for water based stuff to do if you are in that area,kayaking etc,etc Best stag do i have even been to was back home in Wales, a group of 20 somethings climbed Snowden and had a banquet at the the top, fine dining at 3500 ish feet. The guy enjoyed it so much each anniversary he takes his wife and does it again, she hates it |
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shaunyboy
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Stag Stitch Up, by shaunyboy on Apr 1, 2008 10:50:06 GMT 1, Do nothing.
He'll be in suspenders all night.
Do nothing.
He'll be in suspenders all night.
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njr911
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Stag Stitch Up, by njr911 on Apr 1, 2008 11:02:20 GMT 1, prostitute, preferably a dwarf one!
prostitute, preferably a dwarf one!
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dslug
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Stag Stitch Up, by dslug on Apr 1, 2008 17:03:48 GMT 1, Do nothing....remember what goes around comes around.
Do nothing....remember what goes around comes around.
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Heavyconsumer
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Stag Stitch Up, by Heavyconsumer on Apr 1, 2008 17:16:35 GMT 1, make him wear a Borat stylee mankini. Funniest clothing article in history! www.firebox.com/product/1991
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lover
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Stag Stitch Up, by lover on Apr 1, 2008 17:22:25 GMT 1, arrange a fake kidnapping............
arrange a fake kidnapping............
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streetgirl
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Stag Stitch Up, by streetgirl on Apr 1, 2008 17:40:14 GMT 1, Mate, I wouldn't be silly enough to get married ...let alone hand pick mates from school that have spent the majority of our years stitching up to my stag do.
Mate, I wouldn't be silly enough to get married ...let alone hand pick mates from school that have spent the majority of our years stitching up to my stag do. |
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Stag Stitch Up, by crazyarsemother on Apr 1, 2008 19:00:15 GMT 1, Maybe you just haven't met the right girl yet.
Maybe you just haven't met the right girl yet.
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Stag Stitch Up, by Sacked... on Apr 1, 2008 20:31:43 GMT 1, or boy
or boy
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pramface
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Stag Stitch Up, by pramface on Apr 1, 2008 20:39:21 GMT 1, I've been invited as an honorary 'bloke' to one of my best mates stag do's.
is that you in your avatar then?
I've been invited as an honorary 'bloke' to one of my best mates stag do's. is that you in your avatar then? |
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streetgirl
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Stag Stitch Up, by streetgirl on Apr 2, 2008 7:30:28 GMT 1,
Ha! I have actually (she might be reading this)....but still not digging the whole marriage civil ceremony thing. All a bit too gay for me.
Despite my families best attempts to arrange something....NO.
Kinda, but I'm ALOT less pink.
Quite like the 'nick his clothes and leave him a fancy dress outfit' idea Scoote. A comedy chest wig or a biker outfit a la the blue oyster.
Ha! I have actually (she might be reading this)....but still not digging the whole marriage civil ceremony thing. All a bit too gay for me.
Despite my families best attempts to arrange something....NO.
Kinda, but I'm ALOT less pink.
Quite like the 'nick his clothes and leave him a fancy dress outfit' idea Scoote. A comedy chest wig or a biker outfit a la the blue oyster.
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