streetgirl
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by streetgirl on Mar 25, 2008 13:56:27 GMT 1, (What's this?)All hail Kate Moss... whose brand new motor isn't quite yet fit for a cabbie queen.
She's just taken delivery of her latest must-have accessory - a brand new taxi - and she's now planning to use her extensive fashion Knowledge to customise it.
The model, who was given the ยฃ40,000 taxi by her best friends, wants to turn it into a handsome cab.
And here's how we reckon she should do it. With classy leopard skin side panels, shocking pink hub caps, an initialised grill, furry dice and some whacking great speakers?
We're told: "Kate had been hankering after a taxi for ages but really wasn't expecting to be given one.
"It was a supreme effort by close pals Sadie Frost (far right), Fran and Charlotte Cutler and Jess Morris - Rhys Ifans' ex - to pay Kate back for all the freebies she has given them over the years. They each contributed a quarter of the cost. It was a belated birthday present.
"Both Kate and boyfriend Jamie Hince love the car and they have already lined up a few finishing touches - one of which is going to be utterly outrageous. Kate can't wait.
"He's already arranged for the steering wheel to be personalised with her initials, and is getting the cab fitted with an iPod and six speakers, plus a hands-free mobile kit. Kate has raised the possibility of leopard skin backseats and furry dice. No one's sure if she's joking or not."
Generous Kate has secretly decided to pay the girls back... by giving them each an original Banksy.
The mum-of-one has a substantial collection of the graffiti artist's work. She plans to present the gifts when they have the next girls' weekend at her country home.
Taxi for five!
(What's this?)All hail Kate Moss... whose brand new motor isn't quite yet fit for a cabbie queen.
She's just taken delivery of her latest must-have accessory - a brand new taxi - and she's now planning to use her extensive fashion Knowledge to customise it.
The model, who was given the ยฃ40,000 taxi by her best friends, wants to turn it into a handsome cab.
And here's how we reckon she should do it. With classy leopard skin side panels, shocking pink hub caps, an initialised grill, furry dice and some whacking great speakers?
We're told: "Kate had been hankering after a taxi for ages but really wasn't expecting to be given one.
"It was a supreme effort by close pals Sadie Frost (far right), Fran and Charlotte Cutler and Jess Morris - Rhys Ifans' ex - to pay Kate back for all the freebies she has given them over the years. They each contributed a quarter of the cost. It was a belated birthday present.
"Both Kate and boyfriend Jamie Hince love the car and they have already lined up a few finishing touches - one of which is going to be utterly outrageous. Kate can't wait.
"He's already arranged for the steering wheel to be personalised with her initials, and is getting the cab fitted with an iPod and six speakers, plus a hands-free mobile kit. Kate has raised the possibility of leopard skin backseats and furry dice. No one's sure if she's joking or not."
Generous Kate has secretly decided to pay the girls back... by giving them each an original Banksy.
The mum-of-one has a substantial collection of the graffiti artist's work. She plans to present the gifts when they have the next girls' weekend at her country home.
Taxi for five!
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 14:15:38 GMT 1, oh to be kate Moss's knickers
oh to be kate Moss's knickers
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by Deleted on Mar 25, 2008 14:16:31 GMT 1, ps sorry to lower then tone of the thread
ps sorry to lower then tone of the thread
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by cashman on Mar 25, 2008 14:37:21 GMT 1, ps sorry to lower then tone of the theard
There was only one was the thread was gonna go, so I wouldnt be sorry. TBH you saved me from writing it  
ps sorry to lower then tone of the theard There was only one was the thread was gonna go, so I wouldnt be sorry. TBH you saved me from writing it |
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by graeme501 on Mar 25, 2008 14:40:07 GMT 1, oh to be kate Moss's knickers
i dunno, u'd have to put up with the dirty fingers of junkies rubbing u all day ;D
oh to be kate Moss's knickers i dunno, u'd have to put up with the dirty fingers of junkies rubbing u all day ;D |
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BONGO
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by BONGO on Mar 25, 2008 21:05:31 GMT 1, BONGO THINKS IT IS GOOD THAT IT IS GOING TO WHOLESOME WORTHWHILE PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE
BONGO WOULD NOT BE HAPPY IF IT WENT TO ONE DIMENSIONAL PUBLICITY HUNGRY TALENTLESS AGEING HARRIDANS WHO MEASURE SUCCESS BY HOW MANY COLUMN INCHES THEY GET IN THE PRESS
BONGO THINKS IT IS GOOD THAT IT IS GOING TO WHOLESOME WORTHWHILE PEOPLE TO APPRECIATE
BONGO WOULD NOT BE HAPPY IF IT WENT TO ONE DIMENSIONAL PUBLICITY HUNGRY TALENTLESS AGEING HARRIDANS WHO MEASURE SUCCESS BY HOW MANY COLUMN INCHES THEY GET IN THE PRESS
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flypitcher
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by flypitcher on Mar 25, 2008 22:05:31 GMT 1, Kate's allright. I remember at a party with her in Havana years ago. She went to the bar got the drinks in. Top girl. No airs and graces.
Kate's allright. I remember at a party with her in Havana years ago. She went to the bar got the drinks in. Top girl. No airs and graces.
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streetgirl
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by streetgirl on Mar 26, 2008 8:54:01 GMT 1,
;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by danvnuk on Mar 26, 2008 10:43:41 GMT 1, Generous Kate has secretly decided to pay the girls back... by giving them each an original Banksy.
The mum-of-one has a substantial collection of the graffiti artist's work. She plans to present the gifts when they have the next girls' weekend at her country home.
What's this? my nose is twitching....do I detect......yes....I think it is......I detect the Journalistic style of The Sun....
Therefore, let me just enter this sentence into my handy tabloid translator..... - "Kate has SECRETLY decided to pay the girls back....."
translating now.....
Aha! I thought as much.
The translation reads-
"We just made this story up in its entirety to fill a space in the paper"
Unless........<strokes beard> The Sun has developed a mind reading ray - perhaps that's it. <looks thoughtful>
"Sources close to DanVNUK divulged that he believes this story is horse-shat. DanVNUK refused to comment"
Generous Kate has secretly decided to pay the girls back... by giving them each an original Banksy.
The mum-of-one has a substantial collection of the graffiti artist's work. She plans to present the gifts when they have the next girls' weekend at her country home. What's this? my nose is twitching....do I detect......yes....I think it is......I detect the Journalistic style of The Sun.... Therefore, let me just enter this sentence into my handy tabloid translator..... - "Kate has SECRETLY decided to pay the girls back....." translating now..... Aha! I thought as much. The translation reads- "We just made this story up in its entirety to fill a space in the paper" Unless........<strokes beard> The Sun has developed a mind reading ray - perhaps that's it. <looks thoughtful> "Sources close to DanVNUK divulged that he believes this story is horse-shat. DanVNUK refused to comment" |
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To be Kate Moss' Best Mate, by Tyler Durden on Mar 26, 2008 10:56:00 GMT 1, Late night last night Dan? You're already referring to yourself in the third person!
Late night last night Dan? You're already referring to yourself in the third person!
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