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Technical Support Problem, by Filipino Box Spring Hog on Mar 25, 2008 15:31:24 GMT 1, Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Poker Night 10.3 ,
Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing
3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0 , but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 ..
It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work
on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background
application 'Yes Dear' to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance . Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook
It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs .
Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 ..
Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that
the new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of
space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other
programs and now
monitors all other system activity. Applications such
as Poker Night 10.3 ,
Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Golfing
3.6.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run my
favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back
to Girlfriend 7.0 , but
the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!
Thanks,
Troubled User.....
_____________________________________
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0,
thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM
and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible
to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 ..
It is impossible to
uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0
is designed to not
allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
Warnings-Alimony/Child
Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work
on improving the
situation. I suggest installing the background
application 'Yes Dear' to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command
C:\APOLOGIZE! because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very
high maintenance . Wife
1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean
and Sweep 3.0 , Cook
It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .
However, be very careful how you use these programs .
Improper use will
cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 ..
Once this happens, the
only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
purchase additional
software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife
1.0 and will cause
irreversible damage to the operating system!
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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