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May 23, 2007 10:09:14 GMT 1
Food, by corblimeylimey on May 23, 2007 10:09:14 GMT 1,  Ive decided to take this thread in a new direction - and post a pic of something I've actually made recently. It's a Tarte Tatin. It's delicious. I made it, with my own fair hands. When people eat it, I insist they listen to an iPod recording containing 'The sound of the Tarte Tatin' Its a recording of an apple growing, punctuated with my screams as I burn myself with hot caramel. If they complain, I kick em down the stairs and out into the street, banished from ever sampling my luscious Tarte Tatin's again.
;D ;D LOL ;D ;D
Thank you, that's got my day going with a big hearty laugh.
Ive decided to take this thread in a new direction - and post a pic of something I've actually made recently. It's a Tarte Tatin. It's delicious. I made it, with my own fair hands. When people eat it, I insist they listen to an iPod recording containing 'The sound of the Tarte Tatin' Its a recording of an apple growing, punctuated with my screams as I burn myself with hot caramel. If they complain, I kick em down the stairs and out into the street, banished from ever sampling my luscious Tarte Tatin's again. ;D ;D LOL ;D ;D Thank you, that's got my day going with a big hearty laugh. |
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May 23, 2007 19:46:59 GMT 1
Food, by gm on May 23, 2007 19:46:59 GMT 1, Quality! ;D ;D ;D
Quality! ;D ;D ;D
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May 23, 2007 22:07:34 GMT 1
Food, by welikestatic on May 23, 2007 22:07:34 GMT 1, Ive decided to take this thread in a new direction - and post a pic of something I've actually made recently. It's a Tarte Tatin. It's delicious. I made it, with my own fair hands. When people eat it, I insist they listen to an iPod recording containing 'The sound of the Tarte Tatin' Its a recording of an apple growing, punctuated with my screams as I burn myself with hot caramel. If they complain, I kick em down the stairs and out into the street, banished from ever sampling my luscious Tarte Tatin's again.
that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver?  ;D
Ive decided to take this thread in a new direction - and post a pic of something I've actually made recently. It's a Tarte Tatin. It's delicious. I made it, with my own fair hands. When people eat it, I insist they listen to an iPod recording containing 'The sound of the Tarte Tatin' Its a recording of an apple growing, punctuated with my screams as I burn myself with hot caramel. If they complain, I kick em down the stairs and out into the street, banished from ever sampling my luscious Tarte Tatin's again. that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver? ;D |
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May 23, 2007 22:46:44 GMT 1
Food, by andrewd on May 23, 2007 22:46:44 GMT 1, Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin but last time we got one there was no i-pod download of the sounds apples growing, cook screaming etc, I suppose you could get Waitrose to make it compulsory for shoppers on their online service, Ocado, to buy a related download to accompany any prepared food.
Or printhouses to sell downloads of artists f***ing and blinding as they accidentally chop off essential parts of their stencils that have taken days to prepare.
Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin but last time we got one there was no i-pod download of the sounds apples growing, cook screaming etc, I suppose you could get Waitrose to make it compulsory for shoppers on their online service, Ocado, to buy a related download to accompany any prepared food.
Or printhouses to sell downloads of artists f***ing and blinding as they accidentally chop off essential parts of their stencils that have taken days to prepare.
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May 24, 2007 9:32:29 GMT 1
Food, by danvnuk on May 24, 2007 9:32:29 GMT 1, that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver? ;D
Yes I do actually.
It comes artfully squeezed into a Cardboard tube (Just one) marked 'Fragile' to ensure it's handled carefully. (hahahaha)
and comes complete with an iPod containing the recording:-
'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process'
It begins with a constant stream of the filthiest language possible aimed at the Sender and the Delivery driver, and then descends into a low, almost animal like, mournful wailing...then just the occasional sob.
Yours for only £29-99 (+ VAT +£70 for the iPod)*
;D
* Functionality of iPod and Recording 'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process' Can not be guaranteed. Listening experience may be impaired due to pulped Tarte Tatin coating iPod's internal working parts.
Vegetarians please note:- 'Tarte Tatin' may contain meat products. (burnt skin and parts of fingers, these are not harmful and should be returned to Danvnuk.
that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver? ;D Yes I do actually. It comes artfully squeezed into a Cardboard tube (Just one) marked 'Fragile' to ensure it's handled carefully. (hahahaha) and comes complete with an iPod containing the recording:- 'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process' It begins with a constant stream of the filthiest language possible aimed at the Sender and the Delivery driver, and then descends into a low, almost animal like, mournful wailing...then just the occasional sob. Yours for only £29-99 (+ VAT +£70 for the iPod)* ;D * Functionality of iPod and Recording 'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process' Can not be guaranteed. Listening experience may be impaired due to pulped Tarte Tatin coating iPod's internal working parts.
Vegetarians please note:- 'Tarte Tatin' may contain meat products. (burnt skin and parts of fingers, these are not harmful and should be returned to Danvnuk. |
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May 24, 2007 9:48:39 GMT 1
Food, by danvnuk on May 24, 2007 9:48:39 GMT 1, Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin
Waitrose! I sneer at Waitrose's Tarte Tatin
<affects a gallic style accent signifying culinary brilliance>
When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have....
(Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle')
Yes, when Waitrose has suffered as I have, only then will I grant Waitrose's Tarte Tatin the respect it deserves.
Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin Waitrose! I sneer at Waitrose's Tarte Tatin <affects a gallic style accent signifying culinary brilliance> When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have.... (Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle') Yes, when Waitrose has suffered as I have, only then will I grant Waitrose's Tarte Tatin the respect it deserves. |
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May 24, 2007 9:56:15 GMT 1
Food, by johnas on May 24, 2007 9:56:15 GMT 1, Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have.... (Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle')
bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast)
Waitrose do a very good tarte tatin When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have.... (Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle') bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast) |
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May 24, 2007 10:19:05 GMT 1
Food, by danvnuk on May 24, 2007 10:19:05 GMT 1, bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast)
Blimey, You been making Tarte Tatin too?
Looks like you've got cocktail swizzle sticks sticking through your fingers.....Martini go wrong?
bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast) Blimey, You been making Tarte Tatin too? Looks like you've got cocktail swizzle sticks sticking through your fingers.....Martini go wrong? |
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May 24, 2007 10:30:50 GMT 1
Food, by johnas on May 24, 2007 10:30:50 GMT 1, Kronenburg & sambuca actually... 
Kronenburg & sambuca actually... |
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May 24, 2007 12:25:02 GMT 1
Food, by corblimeylimey on May 24, 2007 12:25:02 GMT 1, Are you trying to put an end to this food thread johnas by filling us with a sense of nausea?
Are you trying to put an end to this food thread johnas by filling us with a sense of nausea?
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May 24, 2007 13:22:45 GMT 1
Food, by johnas on May 24, 2007 13:22:45 GMT 1, Are you trying to put an end to this food thread johnas by filling us with a sense of nausea?
foiled again!.... you pesky kids
Are you trying to put an end to this food thread johnas by filling us with a sense of nausea? foiled again!.... you pesky kids |
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May 24, 2007 17:05:30 GMT 1
Food, by welikestatic on May 24, 2007 17:05:30 GMT 1, that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver? ;D Yes I do actually. It comes artfully squeezed into a Cardboard tube (Just one) marked 'Fragile' to ensure it's handled carefully. (hahahaha) and comes complete with an iPod containing the recording:- 'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process' It begins with a constant stream of the filthiest language possible aimed at the Sender and the Delivery driver, and then descends into a low, almost animal like, mournful wailing...then just the occasional sob. Yours for only £29-99 (+ VAT +£70 for the iPod)* ;D
I will start by saying i was about to take advantage of this amazing offer, heck maybe even get two but
that looks goooooooooooooood, do you deliver? ;D Yes I do actually. It comes artfully squeezed into a Cardboard tube (Just one) marked 'Fragile' to ensure it's handled carefully. (hahahaha) and comes complete with an iPod containing the recording:- 'The Sound of something you wanted delivered, thats been smashed to bits in the process' It begins with a constant stream of the filthiest language possible aimed at the Sender and the Delivery driver, and then descends into a low, almost animal like, mournful wailing...then just the occasional sob. Yours for only £29-99 (+ VAT +£70 for the iPod)* ;D [/size][/quote] I will start by saying i was about to take advantage of this amazing offer, heck maybe even get two but |
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May 24, 2007 17:06:31 GMT 1
Food, by welikestatic on May 24, 2007 17:06:31 GMT 1, then i saw this 
what the hell did you do that with ;D
When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have.... (Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle') bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast)
then i saw this what the hell did you do that with ;D When Waitrose have suffered for their art like I have.... (Holds up viciously charred hands, two fingers looks suspiciouly shorter than the rest...another has a 'camel toe' look, like its been sliced down the middle') bet your fingers don't look as bad as mine at the moment! (apologies to those eating a late breakfast) |
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May 24, 2007 20:03:16 GMT 1
Food, by johnas on May 24, 2007 20:03:16 GMT 1, long story involving booze, glass, several operations, and pins to fuse bones
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May 24, 2007 21:26:16 GMT 1
Food, by danvnuk on May 24, 2007 21:26:16 GMT 1, long story involving booze, glass, several operations, and pins to fuse bones
Booze - the root of all trouble <sips Kirin lager>
I had a similar problem once, strolling home through Soho with my GF and some friends in the early hours after a fantastic evening out and just a little worse for wear.
Just crossing the road, and a VW Golf comes tearing round the corner, being chased by a Police Car, just misses my GF but catches me - went straight over my foot - the tire was so close to my leg I got a friction burn where it burnt through my strides and took the skin off.
Sped off round the far corner. Never to be brought to Justice <shakes fist>
Anyway - Car goes over your foot - Comedy injury....(I thought)
- Ended up spending 2 weeks in Kings College Hospital - had to have pins and all sorts inserted - Surgery twice and was on crutches for months.
but.....
On the Plus side....
I got loads of sympathy
I was off work for a month or so.
I ended up working from home for months.
The Uninsured driver bods paid me 7 grand in compensation which I used as a deposit for my place.
So the moral of that story is.......get your foot crushed by speeding cars at every opportunity ;D
long story involving booze, glass, several operations, and pins to fuse bones Booze - the root of all trouble <sips Kirin lager> I had a similar problem once, strolling home through Soho with my GF and some friends in the early hours after a fantastic evening out and just a little worse for wear. Just crossing the road, and a VW Golf comes tearing round the corner, being chased by a Police Car, just misses my GF but catches me - went straight over my foot - the tire was so close to my leg I got a friction burn where it burnt through my strides and took the skin off. Sped off round the far corner. Never to be brought to Justice <shakes fist> Anyway - Car goes over your foot - Comedy injury....(I thought) - Ended up spending 2 weeks in Kings College Hospital - had to have pins and all sorts inserted - Surgery twice and was on crutches for months. but..... On the Plus side.... I got loads of sympathy I was off work for a month or so. I ended up working from home for months. The Uninsured driver bods paid me 7 grand in compensation which I used as a deposit for my place. So the moral of that story is.......get your foot crushed by speeding cars at every opportunity ;D |
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May 24, 2007 21:29:34 GMT 1
Food, by stuey09 on May 24, 2007 21:29:34 GMT 1, ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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May 25, 2007 21:42:38 GMT 1
Food, by andrewd on May 25, 2007 21:42:38 GMT 1, long story involving booze, glass, several operations, and pins to fuse bones Booze - the root of all trouble <sips Kirin lager> I had a similar problem once, strolling home through Soho with my GF and some friends in the early hours after a fantastic evening out and just a little worse for wear. Just crossing the road, and a VW Golf comes tearing round the corner, being chased by a Police Car, just misses my GF but catches me - went straight over my foot - the tire was so close to my leg I got a friction burn where it burnt through my strides and took the skin off. Sped off round the far corner. Never to be brought to Justice <shakes fist> Anyway - Car goes over your foot - Comedy injury....(I thought) - Ended up spending 2 weeks in Kings College Hospital - had to have pins and all sorts inserted - Surgery twice and was on crutches for months. but..... On the Plus side.... I got loads of sympathy I was off work for a month or so. I ended up working from home for months. The Uninsured driver bods paid me 7 grand in compensation which I used as a deposit for my place. So the moral of that story is.......get your foot crushed by speeding cars at every opportunity ;D
Nice one a real life take on the old line, if you want to make some easy but painful cash, throw yourself under a Rolls Royce, a richer type of driver would pay to get you out of their life!
long story involving booze, glass, several operations, and pins to fuse bones Booze - the root of all trouble <sips Kirin lager> I had a similar problem once, strolling home through Soho with my GF and some friends in the early hours after a fantastic evening out and just a little worse for wear. Just crossing the road, and a VW Golf comes tearing round the corner, being chased by a Police Car, just misses my GF but catches me - went straight over my foot - the tire was so close to my leg I got a friction burn where it burnt through my strides and took the skin off. Sped off round the far corner. Never to be brought to Justice <shakes fist> Anyway - Car goes over your foot - Comedy injury....(I thought) - Ended up spending 2 weeks in Kings College Hospital - had to have pins and all sorts inserted - Surgery twice and was on crutches for months. but..... On the Plus side.... I got loads of sympathy I was off work for a month or so. I ended up working from home for months. The Uninsured driver bods paid me 7 grand in compensation which I used as a deposit for my place. So the moral of that story is.......get your foot crushed by speeding cars at every opportunity ;D Nice one a real life take on the old line, if you want to make some easy but painful cash, throw yourself under a Rolls Royce, a richer type of driver would pay to get you out of their life! |
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May 25, 2007 21:44:15 GMT 1
Food, by andrewd on May 25, 2007 21:44:15 GMT 1, Johnas, I had to do a double take when I first saw your photos and all I can say that I am glad that it is your finger and nothing more serious that was injured ( if you know what I mean!!)
Johnas, I had to do a double take when I first saw your photos and all I can say that I am glad that it is your finger and nothing more serious that was injured ( if you know what I mean!!)
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