Will Banksy ever release another print?, by Dr Plip on Apr 7, 2013 17:30:23 GMT 1,

Apr 7, 2013 12:31:55 GMT 1 Daniel Silk said:

Will Banksy ever release another print?

Do you think Banksy will ever release another print or have we already seen his last piece in print form from him. What do you think will happen with Banksy and his work this year and over the next few years?

Yes.

I think his next print will be of a still life. Some nice Daffs sat in a vase by a window, with a backdrop of Milton Keynes.

He'll release it under the name of Walter Morgan, and it will be a limited edition of 376. They will all be stamped and numbered, with 400 of them signed by Walter (Banksy).

Initially he'll launch them at local Church fêtes and whatnot, for £18.00p, where he'll sell approximately 37.

After two years, he'll then put the name "Walter Morgan" on his website, and his army of fans will start Googling the name, and a search will reveal his still Life/Milton Keynes print. There will then be a rabid frenzy to track down these prints.

Most of these prints will be in the hands (and halls/living rooms) of sweet elderly ladies, who will have placed them in cheap frames, with non-dirt/light/life repulsive glass, meaning that few will be in pristine, untouched condition.

The first print will be purchased from an old dear for £100. The lucky buyer will show his prize on the forums, forcing others to raise their cash offers to anyone that has one of these prints. Word will spread, and the Daily Mail, much to Bambi's chagrin, will run a feature on the "lost" Banksy prints, claiming that, if found, the value of these prints alone, will bring England (and only England) out of recession. The article will also blame Romanians for something.

Crimes against the elderly will increase, as will the price of the Banksy SL/MK (as it will be abbreviated to) print.

Once the dust settles, and the first old lady manages to sell her SL/MK for £50K, the Banksy fans will become enraged at how unfair this seems.

Banksy will then try to please people by announcing the release of the remainder of the print run on his website, for the price of £1,500. Unable to believe their minds at this bargain, the Banksy fans and art flippers shall unleash the next generation of super-duper art buying software.

The prints will sell out 3 seconds before Banksy thought about selling them on his website.

Most will end up on eBay, where those that missed out on the launch, will have the opportunity to purchase them for £5,000.

The people who purchased the (previously insanely rare) prints for more than £10K, will go absolutely mental at this development. Friends shall turn against friends. Art lovers against art lovers. Flippers against all of them. And all against flippers and Tories.

This shall be the cause of rioting, looting, and bad hair.

Banksy will get depressed and begin to experiment with clay.

The World will continue to turn.

EDIT: This is just what I think is going to happen. I could be wrong?

Apr 7, 2013 12:31:55 GMT 1 Daniel Silk said:

Will Banksy ever release another print?

Do you think Banksy will ever release another print or have we already seen his last piece in print form from him. What do you think will happen with Banksy and his work this year and over the next few years?

Yes.

I think his next print will be of a still life. Some nice Daffs sat in a vase by a window, with a backdrop of Milton Keynes.

He'll release it under the name of Walter Morgan, and it will be a limited edition of 376. They will all be stamped and numbered, with 400 of them signed by Walter (Banksy).

Initially he'll launch them at local Church fêtes and whatnot, for £18.00p, where he'll sell approximately 37.

After two years, he'll then put the name "Walter Morgan" on his website, and his army of fans will start Googling the name, and a search will reveal his still Life/Milton Keynes print. There will then be a rabid frenzy to track down these prints.

Most of these prints will be in the hands (and halls/living rooms) of sweet elderly ladies, who will have placed them in cheap frames, with non-dirt/light/life repulsive glass, meaning that few will be in pristine, untouched condition.

The first print will be purchased from an old dear for £100. The lucky buyer will show his prize on the forums, forcing others to raise their cash offers to anyone that has one of these prints. Word will spread, and the Daily Mail, much to Bambi's chagrin, will run a feature on the "lost" Banksy prints, claiming that, if found, the value of these prints alone, will bring England (and only England) out of recession. The article will also blame Romanians for something.

Crimes against the elderly will increase, as will the price of the Banksy SL/MK (as it will be abbreviated to) print.

Once the dust settles, and the first old lady manages to sell her SL/MK for £50K, the Banksy fans will become enraged at how unfair this seems.

Banksy will then try to please people by announcing the release of the remainder of the print run on his website, for the price of £1,500. Unable to believe their minds at this bargain, the Banksy fans and art flippers shall unleash the next generation of super-duper art buying software.

The prints will sell out 3 seconds before Banksy thought about selling them on his website.

Most will end up on eBay, where those that missed out on the launch, will have the opportunity to purchase them for £5,000.

The people who purchased the (previously insanely rare) prints for more than £10K, will go absolutely mental at this development. Friends shall turn against friends. Art lovers against art lovers. Flippers against all of them. And all against flippers and Tories.

This shall be the cause of rioting, looting, and bad hair.

Banksy will get depressed and begin to experiment with clay.

The World will continue to turn.

EDIT: This is just what I think is going to happen. I could be wrong?