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Tell us a joke... , by corblimeylimey on Oct 5, 2007 21:23:01 GMT 1, Why are Hurricanes named after women?
Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car.
Why are Hurricanes named after women?
Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car.
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JD
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Tell us a joke... , by JD on Oct 5, 2007 21:32:47 GMT 1, Why are Hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car.
Now thats funny social comment love it,would buy that print 
I already have the book but she took the t-shirt
Why are Hurricanes named after women? Because when they come, they're wild and wet, and when they go they take your house and your car. Now thats funny social comment love it,would buy that print I already have the book but she took the t-shirt |
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Tell us a joke... , by johnas on Oct 5, 2007 21:58:35 GMT 1, Middle aged woman looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly."
She says to her hubby "Pay me a compliment dear."
Hubby says, "Your fucking eyesight's good!"
Middle aged woman looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly."
She says to her hubby "Pay me a compliment dear."
Hubby says, "Your fucking eyesight's good!"
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Tell us a joke... , by Rabbitlegs on Oct 5, 2007 22:03:19 GMT 1, Middle aged woman looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly." She says to her hubby "Pay me a compliment dear." Hubby says, "Your f**king eyesight's good!"
;D ;D
Middle aged woman looks in the mirror. "God I look old, fat and ugly." She says to her hubby "Pay me a compliment dear." Hubby says, "Your f**king eyesight's good!" ;D ;D |
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goffy
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Tell us a joke... , by goffy on Oct 5, 2007 23:53:36 GMT 1, Speaking of John Lennon Airport in Liverpool, did you know that their motto is 'Above Us Only Sky' You think it would have been 'Imagine No Possessions' wouldn't you!
Speaking of John Lennon Airport in Liverpool, did you know that their motto is 'Above Us Only Sky' You think it would have been 'Imagine No Possessions' wouldn't you!
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Catwoman
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Tell us a joke... , by Catwoman on Oct 6, 2007 12:44:35 GMT 1, ...depends whose handdling the baggage... ;D
...depends whose handdling the baggage... ;D
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Tell us a joke... , by raniator on Oct 10, 2007 10:12:44 GMT 1, Q. What do you call someone who spends all day on POW, pressing F5 constantly, waiting for a Banksy release.
A. A cunt.
Q. What do you call someone who spends all day on POW, pressing F5 constantly, waiting for a Banksy release.
A. A cunt.
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Tell us a joke... , by absyrd on Oct 10, 2007 10:54:06 GMT 1, A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand. What does he ask for?
One with everything.
(I like corny jokes )
A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand. What does he ask for? One with everything. (I like corny jokes ) |
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Tell us a joke... , by goodbyekitty on Oct 10, 2007 13:22:01 GMT 1, Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker sat around on xmas eve........
Darth: "I know what you have for christmas Luke"
Luke asks "But how do you know?"
Darth: "I have felt your presence"
Rubbish but one of my favourites 
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker sat around on xmas eve........ Darth: "I know what you have for christmas Luke" Luke asks "But how do you know?" Darth: "I have felt your presence" Rubbish but one of my favourites |
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Tell us a joke... , by lesbianwednesdays on Oct 10, 2007 17:32:14 GMT 1, a bloke is walking down the high street when he see's a clock shop. there is an ad in the window "service while you wait", he carries on walking but can't help returning there later that day.
he walks in, goes straight up to the counter and flops his d**k on to the surface. the horrified girl serving says "sir, this is a clock shop." to which the bloke replies "in that case, i'll have two hands and a face on it."
a bloke is walking down the high street when he see's a clock shop. there is an ad in the window "service while you wait", he carries on walking but can't help returning there later that day. he walks in, goes straight up to the counter and flops his d**k on to the surface. the horrified girl serving says "sir, this is a clock shop." to which the bloke replies "in that case, i'll have two hands and a face on it." |
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