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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Oct 22, 2011 16:24:06 GMT 1, Lol johnnyh
What's the Difference between JLS and Futurama
There is only one bender in Futurama
Lol johnnyh
What's the Difference between JLS and Futurama
There is only one bender in Futurama
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Oct 22, 2011 19:59:38 GMT 1, Asked the wife for oral relief last night
She said do you want me to s"*k you off 
No just shut the f' uk up!!!!!
Asked the wife for oral relief last night She said do you want me to s"*k you off No just shut the f' uk up!!!!! |
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Oct 28, 2011 6:35:00 GMT 1, Couldn't it believe my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for stealing.
Just did not believe it
however when I got home the signs were everywhere !!!
Couldn't it believe my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for stealing.
Just did not believe it
however when I got home the signs were everywhere !!!
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Nov 11, 2011 9:25:05 GMT 1, Ive just finished with my crosseyed girlfriend.
im sure she was seeing someone else.
Ive just finished with my crosseyed girlfriend.
im sure she was seeing someone else.
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Nov 11, 2011 10:08:02 GMT 1, LOL Good on ya Fingerz Gud to see JOD back
For Sale complete set of Encyclopedia - perfect condition one careful owner
Reason for sale: no longer needed as wife knows f@@kin everything!!
LOL Good on ya Fingerz Gud to see JOD back
For Sale complete set of Encyclopedia - perfect condition one careful owner
Reason for sale: no longer needed as wife knows f@@kin everything!!
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Nov 11, 2011 10:25:09 GMT 1, LOL Good on ya Fingerz Gud to see JOD back For Sale complete set of Encyclopedia - perfect condition one careful owner Reason for sale: no longer needed as wife knows f@@kin everything!!
haha, that was actually in the ads of some paper! remember seeing it somewhere.
LOL Good on ya Fingerz Gud to see JOD back For Sale complete set of Encyclopedia - perfect condition one careful owner Reason for sale: no longer needed as wife knows f@@kin everything!! haha, that was actually in the ads of some paper! remember seeing it somewhere. |
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Joke of the day, by balibob on Nov 11, 2011 10:34:56 GMT 1, I tried to commit suicide yesterday.....I'm not trying that again...it almost killed me.
I tried to commit suicide yesterday.....I'm not trying that again...it almost killed me.
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Joke of the day, by My Name is Frank on Nov 11, 2011 11:03:45 GMT 1, Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you needs is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a fucking club and a spade
Marriage is like a deck of cards, in the beginning all you needs is two hearts and a diamond. By the end you wish you had a fucking club and a spade
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Nov 11, 2011 11:34:14 GMT 1, Couple classics lefty a scorcher keep m coming
Couple classics lefty a scorcher keep m coming
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Nov 11, 2011 11:51:15 GMT 1, A recent survey found that one in three politicians were just as F'in stupid as the other two
A recent survey found that one in three politicians were just as F'in stupid as the other two
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Nov 11, 2011 13:09:37 GMT 1, do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
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Joke of the day, by maumau93 on Nov 11, 2011 13:49:07 GMT 1, ^ ;D
^ ;D
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Joke of the day, by searchandrescue on Nov 11, 2011 14:23:54 GMT 1, Thanks leftery, gonna nick that one.
What did the Rasta say when he ran out of spliff?
"This music's s**t!"
Thanks leftery, gonna nick that one.
What did the Rasta say when he ran out of spliff?
"This music's s**t!"
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Nov 16, 2011 9:51:56 GMT 1, i caught my mate phil dancing around some farm machinery in his underpants. i said what the f##k are u doin.
he said, me + my wife avnt been getting it on lately so i went tn the doctor. he said i had to do something sexy to a tractor ?
i caught my mate phil dancing around some farm machinery in his underpants. i said what the f##k are u doin.
he said, me + my wife avnt been getting it on lately so i went tn the doctor. he said i had to do something sexy to a tractor ?
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Joke of the day, by hunter007 on Nov 16, 2011 9:57:36 GMT 1, I thought id made an effort to compliment my wife, but ended in an argument,
How was i suppose to know she wasnt celebrating Movember
I thought id made an effort to compliment my wife, but ended in an argument,
How was i suppose to know she wasnt celebrating Movember
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Nov 16, 2011 9:58:58 GMT 1, ^ .... ;D
^ .... ;D
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Joke of the day, by hunter007 on Nov 16, 2011 10:00:50 GMT 1, Come out this morning to find someone had written mong all over my windows
It took me ages to lick it off
Come out this morning to find someone had written mong all over my windows
It took me ages to lick it off
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Joke of the day, by curiousgeorge on Nov 16, 2011 10:30:05 GMT 1, Some great one-liners on this page 
Some great one-liners on this page |
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Nov 16, 2011 11:10:09 GMT 1, i caught my mate phil dancing around some farm machinery in his underpants. i said what the f##k are u doin. he said, me + my wife avnt been getting it on lately so i went tn the doctor. he said i had to do something sexy to a tractor ?
hahahaha I like that
i caught my mate phil dancing around some farm machinery in his underpants. i said what the f##k are u doin. he said, me + my wife avnt been getting it on lately so i went tn the doctor. he said i had to do something sexy to a tractor ? hahahaha I like that |
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Joke of the day, by balibob on Nov 16, 2011 11:12:41 GMT 1, Hey Hunter....are you Jimmy Carr in disguise?
Hey Hunter....are you Jimmy Carr in disguise?
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Joke of the day, by hunter007 on Nov 16, 2011 11:56:36 GMT 1, Hey Hunter....are you Jimmy Carr in disguise?
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.
Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.
Hey Hunter....are you Jimmy Carr in disguise? I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes. |
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Joke of the day, by Pistol on Nov 16, 2011 13:43:38 GMT 1, I pulled one of my mums old friends in a club. Still quite fit for her age.
As she slipped her hand in my jeans she said, "This is weird, I used to change your nappy."
Then came the killer blow, as she placed her hand on my cock, she chortled, "Ooh, you haven't changed a bit."
I pulled one of my mums old friends in a club. Still quite fit for her age.
As she slipped her hand in my jeans she said, "This is weird, I used to change your nappy."
Then came the killer blow, as she placed her hand on my cock, she chortled, "Ooh, you haven't changed a bit."
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Nov 16, 2011 14:27:40 GMT 1, Come out this morning to find someone had written mong all over my windows It took me ages to lick it off
Nice one H007, that made me choke on my cuppa 
Come out this morning to find someone had written mong all over my windows It took me ages to lick it off Nice one H007, that made me choke on my cuppa |
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Nov 16, 2011 18:05:40 GMT 1, Cracking stuff chaps - I'll take the quality down a bit -apologies
English man, Irishman, a scot, German, Frenchman, polish man, porgy ewe an, a Russian, a spanners, a Japanese guy, an American, and african, a kiwi, a Canadian, Chinese guy, Greek fella and a Mexican all went to a night club
Door man said sorry can't let you in without a Thai !!!!!
Apologies
johnny
Cracking stuff chaps - I'll take the quality down a bit -apologies
English man, Irishman, a scot, German, Frenchman, polish man, porgy ewe an, a Russian, a spanners, a Japanese guy, an American, and african, a kiwi, a Canadian, Chinese guy, Greek fella and a Mexican all went to a night club
Door man said sorry can't let you in without a Thai !!!!!
Apologies
johnny
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Joke of the day, by hunter007 on Nov 23, 2011 14:22:24 GMT 1, when i was a child my dad tried to force feed me. In the end my mum gave up and said "for fucks sake Tony, you're not a jedi. Just use a spoon"
when i was a child my dad tried to force feed me. In the end my mum gave up and said "for fucks sake Tony, you're not a jedi. Just use a spoon"
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Joke of the day, by hunter007 on Nov 24, 2011 10:58:00 GMT 1, I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling off my boxers when Nicola said
"you know Bob, you really spoil those Dogs"
I was sat on the edge of the bed pulling off my boxers when Nicola said
"you know Bob, you really spoil those Dogs"
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Joke of the day, by Baby Dave on Nov 24, 2011 12:47:30 GMT 1, What do you call a fat chinese man? A chunk
Hmmm 
What do you call a fat chinese man? A chunk Hmmm |
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Nov 24, 2011 12:58:02 GMT 1, Hunter love the boxers !!!!!
Been going out with this homeless girl for the last couple of weeks.
It's great after a nightnout I can drop her off anywhere !!!!
Hunter love the boxers !!!!!
Been going out with this homeless girl for the last couple of weeks.
It's great after a nightnout I can drop her off anywhere !!!!
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Joke of the day, by Jeezuz Jones Snr on Nov 24, 2011 20:31:14 GMT 1, The wife said to me yesterday " I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods"
" You're on " I said
The wife said to me yesterday " I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods"
" You're on " I said
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Nov 24, 2011 20:52:40 GMT 1, We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.
Our Kestrel manoeuvres in the dark!
We've got an aviary at home, but one of our birds of prey will only exercise at night to the sounds of '80s synth pop.
Our Kestrel manoeuvres in the dark!
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