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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Dec 24, 2011 17:48:02 GMT 1, it's been a bad month just opened a door on my advent calendar and there was a bailiff stood behind it.
it's been a bad month just opened a door on my advent calendar and there was a bailiff stood behind it.
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Joke of the day, by xmyart on Dec 24, 2011 17:49:34 GMT 1, lol very good fingerz.
lol very good fingerz.
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jusdeep
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Joke of the day, by jusdeep on Dec 24, 2011 19:10:19 GMT 1, Just got a copy of the new Gabrielle album for Christmasโฆ
It's not a patch on her last one.
The oldies are the goodies. 
Just got a copy of the new Gabrielle album for Christmasโฆ It's not a patch on her last one. The oldies are the goodies. |
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Dec 29, 2011 11:04:46 GMT 1, this joke goes out to all the paranoia sufferers out there..... You know who you are....
this joke goes out to all the paranoia sufferers out there..... You know who you are....
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Jan 2, 2012 22:44:50 GMT 1, There were 5 men beating up my mother-in-law on my drive. The neighbour said 'aren't you going to help?' I said 'nah 5 should be enough'.
There were 5 men beating up my mother-in-law on my drive. The neighbour said 'aren't you going to help?' I said 'nah 5 should be enough'.
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Jan 8, 2012 9:55:56 GMT 1, When i was 14 my dad caught me smoking, he made me smoke the whole packet.
I wish he'd caught me with a girl
When i was 14 my dad caught me smoking, he made me smoke the whole packet.
I wish he'd caught me with a girl
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Jan 16, 2012 6:48:04 GMT 1, Talking to a guy from Liverpool about the carling Cup game with Man City
Not seen a scouser that excited over one leg since Paul Mc Cartney met Heather Mills
Talking to a guy from Liverpool about the carling Cup game with Man City
Not seen a scouser that excited over one leg since Paul Mc Cartney met Heather Mills
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Jan 17, 2012 9:46:51 GMT 1, The wife gave me ยฃ50 and told me to go out and get something that would make her look sexy
U should have seen her face when I came home pissed
The wife gave me ยฃ50 and told me to go out and get something that would make her look sexy
U should have seen her face when I came home pissed
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Jan 17, 2012 10:15:43 GMT 1, ^ I was going to send that as a text to the wife  but then I thought better of it ....
^ I was going to send that as a text to the wife but then I thought better of it .... |
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Jan 18, 2012 16:43:16 GMT 1, Currently in A & E after swallowing a load of LEGO
They have said no long term health problems
But I'm Shยคtting Bricks
Currently in A & E after swallowing a load of LEGO
They have said no long term health problems
But I'm Shยคtting Bricks
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Jan 19, 2012 14:36:56 GMT 1, I got chlamydia the other day.
My first ever nine letter word on Countdown.
I got chlamydia the other day.
My first ever nine letter word on Countdown.
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Jan 20, 2012 20:22:12 GMT 1, just thrown a house warming party for the new neighbours
well i call it a house warming........... the police call it arson
just thrown a house warming party for the new neighbours
well i call it a house warming........... the police call it arson
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alexnh123
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Joke of the day, by alexnh123 on Feb 17, 2012 12:13:01 GMT 1, Never fart in a lift, it's wrong on so many levels.
Never fart in a lift, it's wrong on so many levels.
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alexnh123
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Joke of the day, by alexnh123 on Feb 18, 2012 12:03:53 GMT 1, was anyone else bullied at school? People used to push me and call me lazy.
I loved that wheelchair.
was anyone else bullied at school? People used to push me and call me lazy.
I loved that wheelchair.
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Mar 6, 2012 9:13:15 GMT 1, Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.
Porn has the same effect on men.
Romantic films are known to ruin relationships as they give women unrealistic expectations about what to expect from men.
Porn has the same effect on men.
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Joke of the day, by sanchorockin78 on Mar 6, 2012 14:01:22 GMT 1, The wife gave me ยฃ50 and told me to go out and get something that would make her look sexy U should have seen her face when I came home pissed
pure comedy gold! ;D
The wife gave me ยฃ50 and told me to go out and get something that would make her look sexy U should have seen her face when I came home pissed pure comedy gold! ;D |
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Mar 6, 2012 15:59:08 GMT 1, Breaking news
A dog named Rosie has just bet ยฃ200,000 on Harry Rednapp being named England Manager
Breaking news
A dog named Rosie has just bet ยฃ200,000 on Harry Rednapp being named England Manager
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Mar 6, 2012 16:03:41 GMT 1, Zeus the Greek God spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake. He went up suduced her and then made love to her.
Then announced to her
" in 9 months time you will have a child and you will call him Hercules"
She smiled and replied
"in 9 days time you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes"
Zeus the Greek God spotted a gorgeous naked woman washing by a lake. He went up suduced her and then made love to her.
Then announced to her
" in 9 months time you will have a child and you will call him Hercules"
She smiled and replied
"in 9 days time you will have a rash and you will call it Herpes"
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Mar 8, 2012 21:06:08 GMT 1, Today is International Women's Day.
It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
Today is International Women's Day.
It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
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Pistol
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Joke of the day, by Pistol on Mar 8, 2012 22:24:10 GMT 1, Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready.
pure class! I don't visit this link often enough!
Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held yesterday but they took too long to get ready. pure class! I don't visit this link often enough! |
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Joke of the day, by xmyart on Mar 9, 2012 23:01:12 GMT 1, beware the space bar!!
beware the space bar!! |
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mayhem
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Joke of the day, by mayhem on Mar 9, 2012 23:29:44 GMT 1, ^Too much moonshine!
^Too much moonshine! |
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mayhem
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Joke of the day, by mayhem on Mar 15, 2012 17:01:58 GMT 1, What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
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"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked.
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on Mar 17, 2012 21:12:59 GMT 1, There's got to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction
There's got to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction
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Joke of the day, by Coach on Mar 24, 2012 1:15:01 GMT 1, What do we want?
Equal treatment for Tourettes syndrome sufferers.
When do we want it?
Cunt
What do we want?
Equal treatment for Tourettes syndrome sufferers.
When do we want it?
Cunt
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Apr 18, 2012 21:43:42 GMT 1, The American who took Ryan Air to court after they lost his luggage
Has unfortunately lost his case
After years of trying to find the wife's G spot
I luckily found it.
Her best friend had it all along
The American who took Ryan Air to court after they lost his luggage
Has unfortunately lost his case
After years of trying to find the wife's G spot
I luckily found it.
Her best friend had it all along
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ยฉhief'
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Joke of the day, by ยฉhief' on Apr 30, 2012 18:58:43 GMT 1, I was at the swimming pool today and decided to take a sneaky piss at the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in
I was at the swimming pool today and decided to take a sneaky piss at the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in
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johnnyh
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on Apr 30, 2012 19:31:40 GMT 1, Took a mate of mine to Switzerland at the weekend for an assisted suicide.
We got there in time for breakfast - sick bastards were serving "cheerio's"
Took a mate of mine to Switzerland at the weekend for an assisted suicide.
We got there in time for breakfast - sick bastards were serving "cheerio's"
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on Apr 30, 2012 20:33:35 GMT 1, Took a mate of mine to Switzerland at the weekend for an assisted suicide. We got there in time for breakfast - sick bastards were serving "cheerio's"
Reminds me of the judge who used to put Pop Tarts into the pockets of criminals before they went to the electric chair.
Took a mate of mine to Switzerland at the weekend for an assisted suicide. We got there in time for breakfast - sick bastards were serving "cheerio's" Reminds me of the judge who used to put Pop Tarts into the pockets of criminals before they went to the electric chair. |
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Joke of the day, by Coach on May 1, 2012 0:23:10 GMT 1, I was at the swimming pool today and decided to take a sneaky piss at the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in
Like this!!
I was at the swimming pool today and decided to take a sneaky piss at the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so loud that I nearly fell in Like this!! |
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