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Joke of the day, by fingerz on May 2, 2012 17:45:41 GMT 1, They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction.
My money's on coach
They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction.
My money's on coach
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Joke of the day, by Coach on May 2, 2012 22:02:18 GMT 1, They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money's on coach
Have a few addictions, but gambling isn't one of them.
They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money's on coach Have a few addictions, but gambling isn't one of them. |
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Joke of the day, by fatscoundrel on May 2, 2012 22:23:36 GMT 1, Stik will be the best investment of the 20th century.
Stik will be the best investment of the 20th century.
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Joke of the day, by fatscoundrel on May 2, 2012 22:48:18 GMT 1, ok if you want a better one, what is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitiute. A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it back on.
ok if you want a better one, what is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitiute. A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it back on.
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pouke
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 4:32:55 GMT 1, Husband, and wife are driving back home after a big fight.
The wife spots a group of pigs, and she says: here, your family
Husband replies: yeah, the inlaws
Husband, and wife are driving back home after a big fight.
The wife spots a group of pigs, and she says: here, your family
Husband replies: yeah, the inlaws
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 4:35:00 GMT 1, Police officer arrives at a crime scene.
A man hung from a tree, shot, stabbed, and burned.
Police officer says: thats the worst suicide attempt i have seen ever
Police officer arrives at a crime scene.
A man hung from a tree, shot, stabbed, and burned.
Police officer says: thats the worst suicide attempt i have seen ever
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pouke
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 4:36:50 GMT 1, Police officer arrives at a crime scene.
A man being pulled from the sea, with 200 kilo of steel chain wrapped around him.
Police officer says: he stole more then he could carry
Police officer arrives at a crime scene.
A man being pulled from the sea, with 200 kilo of steel chain wrapped around him.
Police officer says: he stole more then he could carry
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pouke
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 4:38:33 GMT 1, Blond walk in to a hardware store, and askes the clerck:
Do you sell colour tv's?
Clerck says: yes we do
Can i have one in red
Blond walk in to a hardware store, and askes the clerck:
Do you sell colour tv's?
Clerck says: yes we do
Can i have one in red
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on May 3, 2012 5:30:03 GMT 1, Pouke your very close to being accused of being on the wrong thread ;D ;D ;D
Keep em coming chap
Pouke your very close to being accused of being on the wrong thread ;D ;D ;D
Keep em coming chap
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 6:53:20 GMT 1, 2 policemen and a policedog are standing on the corner of a street, little boy runs up, looks at the dog, and runs away.
After the third time, policemen asks: why do look at the dog, and run away?
My father told me that there is a policedog on the corner, with 2 dicks
2 policemen and a policedog are standing on the corner of a street, little boy runs up, looks at the dog, and runs away.
After the third time, policemen asks: why do look at the dog, and run away?
My father told me that there is a policedog on the corner, with 2 dicks
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pouke
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 6:54:53 GMT 1, Ok, one joke from Jimmy Carr.
When do you know your girlfriend is too youngh?
When you have to make the airplain sound to get your cock in her mouth.
Ok, one joke from Jimmy Carr.
When do you know your girlfriend is too youngh?
When you have to make the airplain sound to get your cock in her mouth.
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 6:55:28 GMT 1, or was that too much???
or was that too much???
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 6:56:56 GMT 1, you know chuck norris?
He is the guy who downloaded the internet on a flopy
you know chuck norris?
He is the guy who downloaded the internet on a flopy
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 8:19:43 GMT 1, How many french guys does it take to change a lightbulb in a caravan?
12, one holds the bulb, and the other 11 spin the caravan.
How many french guys does it take to change a lightbulb in a caravan?
12, one holds the bulb, and the other 11 spin the caravan.
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on May 3, 2012 8:50:59 GMT 1, How many french guys does it take to change a lightbulb in a caravan? 12, one holds the bulb, and the other 11 spin the caravan.
You are wrong ! It's "How many Belgian guy" and not French guy 
Anyway, French guy don't change lightbulb because they are the lights (see the lumiรจres philosophers or Age of Enlightenment - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment )
How many french guys does it take to change a lightbulb in a caravan? 12, one holds the bulb, and the other 11 spin the caravan. You are wrong ! It's "How many Belgian guy" and not French guy Anyway, French guy don't change lightbulb because they are the lights (see the lumiรจres philosophers or Age of Enlightenment - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment ) |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 8:57:54 GMT 1, Yes, thats true, we dutch people normally make fun of the belguim too.
But i work for a french company, and they are pissing me off today
Yes, thats true, we dutch people normally make fun of the belguim too. But i work for a french company, and they are pissing me off today |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 3, 2012 15:12:36 GMT 1, i thought in general, french guys don't care
i thought in general, french guys don't care
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Joke of the day, by johnnyh on May 3, 2012 19:56:41 GMT 1, The Chief Executive of the FA has just spoken to Roy Hodgson to tell him. "Don't forget we've not got Wayne for the first two matches." To which Hodgson replied, "Don't bother me with a fucking weather forecasts now you pwick."
Apologies for being a bit un sound but I did chuckle
The Chief Executive of the FA has just spoken to Roy Hodgson to tell him. "Don't forget we've not got Wayne for the first two matches." To which Hodgson replied, "Don't bother me with a fucking weather forecasts now you pwick."
Apologies for being a bit un sound but I did chuckle
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Joke of the day, by fingerz on May 3, 2012 21:32:13 GMT 1, It's really rough where I live, This man said to me "What the fuck you looking at?".
I said "The eye test you told me to read out Doctor".
It's really rough where I live, This man said to me "What the fuck you looking at?".
I said "The eye test you told me to read out Doctor".
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on May 4, 2012 7:35:30 GMT 1, Yes, thats true, we dutch people normally make fun of the belguim too. But i work for a french company, and they are pissing me off today
I really don't care but Belgian do care !! So you are a "kaashop" as the Belgian say
Yes, thats true, we dutch people normally make fun of the belguim too. But i work for a french company, and they are pissing me off today I really don't care but Belgian do care !! So you are a "kaashop" as the Belgian say |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 4, 2012 8:53:33 GMT 1, hahahaha, i know they don't like the dutch.
I am half dutch, half south-african, born in ireland, living in finland, and working in china, so take your best shot
And it's kaaskop btw.
hahahaha, i know they don't like the dutch. I am half dutch, half south-african, born in ireland, living in finland, and working in china, so take your best shot And it's kaaskop btw. |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 4, 2012 8:56:40 GMT 1, Two gynecologists are having lunch, says one to the other: I had a woman today with a clit like a pickle
Was it that big?
No that sour!!
Two gynecologists are having lunch, says one to the other: I had a woman today with a clit like a pickle
Was it that big?
No that sour!!
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on May 4, 2012 9:17:19 GMT 1, hahahaha, i know they don't like the dutch. I am half dutch, half south-african, born in ireland, living in finland, and working in china, so take your best shot And it's kaaskop btw.
How can you live in Finland and work in China, this is the joke of the day !
Indeed, kaaskop  My half-dutch half-flemmish wife told me not to memorize it, that's why !! So do you have a funny South-African accent and using funny words like "lieveheersbeestje" ? I like in Kenya, lot of boers here 
hahahaha, i know they don't like the dutch. I am half dutch, half south-african, born in ireland, living in finland, and working in china, so take your best shot And it's kaaskop btw. How can you live in Finland and work in China, this is the joke of the day ! Indeed, kaaskop My half-dutch half-flemmish wife told me not to memorize it, that's why !! So do you have a funny South-African accent and using funny words like "lieveheersbeestje" ? I like in Kenya, lot of boers here |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 4, 2012 9:26:07 GMT 1, My apartment is in Finland, and i travel to china for my work.
No, i just have a normal dutch accent
lieveheersbeestje is how we say it in dutch too, south-african is old dutch language, but they use some different words.
My apartment is in Finland, and i travel to china for my work. No, i just have a normal dutch accent lieveheersbeestje is how we say it in dutch too, south-african is old dutch language, but they use some different words. |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 8, 2012 15:48:47 GMT 1, Year 2045. Germany. Police stops a car, checking the drivers' license. On policeman says to another: Look Mohammed, what a strange surmane: Schmidt.
Year 2045. Germany. Police stops a car, checking the drivers' license. On policeman says to another: Look Mohammed, what a strange surmane: Schmidt.
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 8, 2012 15:49:28 GMT 1, Two Turks are travelling by tramway in Berlin. One says to anther: I've read in a newspaper that there's already 2 millions of us in Germany.
An old lady sitting next to them: Once upon a time we've also had 2 millions of Jews.
Two Turks are travelling by tramway in Berlin. One says to anther: I've read in a newspaper that there's already 2 millions of us in Germany.
An old lady sitting next to them: Once upon a time we've also had 2 millions of Jews.
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 8, 2012 15:50:32 GMT 1, or too far again?
or too far again? |
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on May 8, 2012 16:21:47 GMT 1, Year 2045. Germany. Police stops a car, checking the drivers' license. On policeman says to another: Look Mohammed, what a strange surmane: Schmidt.
Strange sense of humour, if you can call it that, that you have there my friend.
Year 2045. Germany. Police stops a car, checking the drivers' license. On policeman says to another: Look Mohammed, what a strange surmane: Schmidt. Strange sense of humour, if you can call it that, that you have there my friend. |
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Joke of the day, by Deleted on May 8, 2012 16:23:06 GMT 1, or too far again?
too far right. yeah
or too far again? too far right. yeah |
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Joke of the day, by pouke on May 8, 2012 16:39:38 GMT 1, ok, i'll tone it down a bit
But it shouldn't offend anyone, it's just facts and fun, if we would be offened by the things we hear, and know, what life do we have.
I make my own life.
Sorry about the joke.
ok, i'll tone it down a bit
But it shouldn't offend anyone, it's just facts and fun, if we would be offened by the things we hear, and know, what life do we have.
I make my own life.
Sorry about the joke.
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My half-dutch half-flemmish wife told me not to memorize it, that's why !! So do you have a funny South-African accent and using funny words like "lieveheersbeestje" ? I like in Kenya, lot of boers here 
